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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
View Results
 
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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Boosted_C5 posted:

I wish Lindsey Graham was in the Main Debates.

Trade Fiorina, Paul, and Kasich for Lindsey Graham.

This, at least, is something that you and I can agree on friend :)

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

blue squares posted:

I like the idea of getting a card that gives me free healthcare everywhere, TBH

yeah, how is that in any way bad

except for LITERALLY SLAVERY FOR DOCTORS I guess

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Boosted_C5 posted:

I wish Lindsey Graham was in the Main Debates.

Trade Fiorina, Paul, and Kasich for Lindsey Graham.

Finally a post of yours I can 100% agree with.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Does the Government need to tighten its borders to prevent Americans from killing other Americans? Yes, if those borders include the borders between hands and guns.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://vine.co/v/im177AlO0BV

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AlternateNu posted:

Here's a tip, Pataki. VA has the best psychological help for PTSD cases in the country. Civilian victims are often sent to the VA for that kind of help.

Also this debate features people who actively voted against veteran benefits multiple times, recently even

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Boosted_C5 posted:

I wish Lindsey Graham was in the Main Debates.

Trade Fiorina, Paul, and Kasich for Lindsey Graham. 2 debates of 6 people.

Trump would call him a fag

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Boosted_C5 posted:

I wish Lindsey Graham was in the Main Debates.

Trade Fiorina, Paul, and Kasich for Lindsey Graham. 2 debates of 6 people.

Nonono. We need Paul for the smug and Kasich for the ranting old man. Fiorina is not an even trade but these are the times we live in.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I'm ashamed that Lindsey Graham isn't equal with Donald Trump on this thread's poll. You shameful loving goons.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

q1dm4 posted:

blah blah blah my son slaughtered a dog

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

spoon0042 posted:

yeah, how is that in any way bad

except for LITERALLY SLAVERY FOR DOCTORS I guess
I'd take it, but I definitely don't deserve it. I fixed helicopters in two paradises. I support the program for people who went to combat and got wounded, though

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Thump! posted:

I'm ashamed that Lindsey Graham isn't equal with Donald Trump on this thread's poll. You shameful loving goons.

I voted for Hitler

e: In the poll, I mean

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Epic High Five posted:

Also this debate features people who actively voted against veteran benefits multiple times, recently even

Give a soldier a loaf of bread and feed him for a day. Make a soldier bake his own bread and Huckabee will talk about food on CNN.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Boosted_C5 posted:

I wish Lindsey Graham was in the Main Debates.

Trade Fiorina, Paul, Jeb! and Kasich for Lindsey Graham.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm confused, Trump is on the poll twice. He's at the very top and very bottom.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:golfclap:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Breaking News: A plane went off the runway in Nashville. ISIS?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

We're running out of time for another "government nig-" moment from Santorum, and I'm worried this'll be our last chance for 4 years.

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

My dad's thinking Huckster won this point wise, but Graham won it on passion alone.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Graham is the only candidate in this undercard debate to win an election since 2002.

:lol:

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I voted for Hitler

e: In the poll, I mean

I trust Hitler because at least I know where he stands on the issues.

Relative to the other candidates of course.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Do It Once Right posted:

We're running out of time for another "government nig-" moment from Santorum, and I'm worried this'll be our last chance for 4 years.

This election it's more likely to be a cut off "cun-" about Hillary.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

I voted for Hitler

e: In the poll, I mean

Hitler always wins every debate. He's watching us now, smiling that 70 years after his defeat, his ideals are finally taking hold in America.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
pearorist attacks

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it takes only one jihadist to destroy the world

jesus if we are so fragile we deserve to be destroyed

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Tonight is magical. I don't want the main event to spoil the mood.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Kill em all? Yes/no/maybe

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
President Santorum = another impossibility

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Oh christ... Syrian refugees...

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

WampaLord posted:

This election it's more likely to be a cut off "cun-" about Hillary.

she's a cun-uh, countrywoman to us all

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"Who you gonna call?"

I have a suggestion, Rick.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Ah yes, lets only take refugees from developed first world nation-- ARYANS ONLY!

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

q1dm4 posted:

pearorist attacks

A real American only wants apples (for pies) so yes.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Lindsey Graham secret Muslim.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


"Senator Santorum, is there any way to properly vet refugees?"

"Of course! Except, no, there isn't."

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Man, Santorum seems to really love no-fly zones despite apparently not knowing what they are

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

she's a cun-uh, countrywoman to us all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2tp5j5xD0

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I don't think Santorum knows what a "physical impossibility" is.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



He still doesn't understand what a "No-Fly-Zone" is.

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burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

tinstaach posted:

"Senator Santorum, is there any way to properly vet refugees?"

"Of course! Except, no, there isn't."

"No, unless they're from western Europe and maybe Canada"

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