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Who will win the debate?
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Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
"Pew pew pew" - Ben Carson, probably.

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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What the gently caress is Star Wars and the Presidency even mean.

Jesus Christ.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
THIS TUESDAY... EVERYTHING. WILL. CHANGE.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
dude, i can't wait for john cena

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

a cop posted:

Omfg this intro

You should be used to them by now.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The rest of the field

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The Road To Idiocracy

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
the gently caress is this, wwe?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"and all the rest, here on Gilligan's Isle!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
is that the best loving quote from jeb they could find?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
This intro is something out of a Paul Verhoven sci-action satire.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
...and these losers

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Bryter posted:

the gently caress is this, wwe?

better production values but yah

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
~*~the rest of the field~*~

three people, no time for names

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Carson seems way too comfortable with strangulation.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

AlternateNu posted:

You should be used to them by now.

IDK this one is particularly absurdly over the top and gross.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
This new CNN drama show is pretty good, I can't wait for the first season on dvd

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Jeb: "It's not about the big personalities on the stage. Seriously, don't fall for it! ...Guys? Anyone?"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

CNN knows they won't get these numbers again until the next 9/11, they're really... uh going for it

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The rest of the field

I laughed at that.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Jesus that intro

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"We're dealing... with... people"
- Ben Carson, 2015

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trying to make carson jive with this intense music isnt working

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

pirates of the carribean theme lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

is that the best loving quote from jeb they could find?

Hahaha "we'll bomb the you know what out of them"

BTW I"m already disgusted

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


a cop posted:

First result for "Priebus drunk" on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfEkD0hVWo

This was it.

e: Beaten, yeah, look at this poo poo.

e2: it turns into an edit but yeah he was def drunk there

Fully worth a commercial time watch. Lolol

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Wait, is that the "PREVIOUSLY, ON SURVIVOR" voiceover guy hahahahahha

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Burn the motherfuckers

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
I feel like I'm watching the weirdist amazing race intro ever

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Were pre-debate trailers a thing last cycle? These things slay me every time.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm unbelievably excited for Wolf's limp moderation!

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
Oh God CNN what was that into

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Logikv9 posted:

is that the best loving quote from jeb they could find?

Sadly it was

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A serious and spirited discussion

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

lol @ intro voiceover guy

idk why but he reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-shzNk_mnAU

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
CNN lusts for jihadi death

R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.
Very enthusiastic audience

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

This intro is basically everyone saying "I WILL gently caress TERRORISTS IN THE rear end WHILE WEARING THE FLAG"

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burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Alien Arcana posted:

Jeb: "It's not about the big personalities on the stage. Seriously, don't fall for it! ...Guys? Anyone?"

"It's about the little personalities that quietly encourage shaming of America's single mothers and welfare recipiants."

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