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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
carson, with o fortuna blasting in the background: "zzzzzz"

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Serious and spirited eh?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hey, a cop, drink every time the audience applauds, you'll be fine.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


HELL YEAH

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
That was the best movie trailer ever. Wait... it's not a movie?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Werewolves for Rand Paul.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Did anyone else hear Crisp Crispie?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Hell, gonna add "Rand Paul" to the drinking list, because who knows how much we'll see of him.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

why don't they all get walkup music like a baseball game

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Seriously, please have John Cena come out last and chokeslam all of them.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Holy poo poo the audience are colobus monkeys

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Flavor Suggestion: Let each candidate pick a theme music stinger next time

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

badatom posted:

That was the best movie trailer ever. Wait... it's not a movie?

T-Paw's ad director still getting work. Glad to see

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Rand looked surprised to receive a handshake from Jeb haha

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
if it was ron paul you would at least have the crazy paulites

what the gently caress arnd

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Ted Cruz looks like he is wearing a Ted Cruz Halloween mask,

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



t r u m p

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
Just give in, and keep drinking till you pass out.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Sashimi posted:

Seriously, please have John Cena come out last and chokeslam all of them.

that's more of a job for noted libertarian kane

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:lol: they've stacked the audience against trump. This should be fun.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a cop posted:

Rand looked surprised to receive a handshake from Jeb haha

From Christie. They hate each other.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rubio got the biggest cheers!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

ENTRETH THE DONGLORD

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Milkbone

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!

:woop:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Montasque posted:

This intro is something out of a Paul Verhoven sci-action satire.

We need to jam our fingers into their aeorta, feel the hot spray on our smiling mouth, as we dive teeth first into their tonsils.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
retired neurosurgeon and human barbiturate, ben carson

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hunger Games :getin:

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

why don't they all get walkup music like a baseball game

Jeb!'s walkup music is the Price is Right sad trumpet.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
former hewlett packard ceo

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Carly status: still here for some reason

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This is the worst NBA starting lineup in history

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Ladies love the Rubes

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

BlueBlazer posted:

Just give in, and keep drinking till you pass out.

How did you know my favorite drinking game?

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


even Kasich is surprised he's still here

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




elbow touch to back touch, power moves

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I don't think this gong show is going very well

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Kasick got the lurch neck

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH JOHN KASICH

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