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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Grey Fox posted:

Chris Christie is an expert about closing public services with threats.

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badatom
Dec 10, 2011
My brother is playing the Imperial March on a loop right now. Gotta say, it fits pretty well with these opening statements.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

Jeb is just goddamn awful at all of this.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Jeb sounds nervous as hell

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Jeb stuttering even when he's not debating yet

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Jeb is low energy tonight

Occupy Sesame Street!
Nov 20, 2012


Listening to my grandfathers 3 daily cigars :smugdog:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I'll keep you safe just like my brother did!

...poo poo.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Jeb! reciting his book report

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Guy Freeman posted:

I buried a child. :wtf:

carly has a tragic life story that she could easily use for political capital and will as a politician

except the bad parts where she was to blame for cheating on a husband

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I can feel trump declining already, this is so exciting

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

shadow puppet of a posted:

Jeb mucked that one hard.

You can just see the desperation emanating from him in waves.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


For God's sake Jeb!, you flubbed twice in a minute on your own god drat opening statement

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Rubio meanwhile has gotten better

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Jeb will protect America just like he protected his wife's honour.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"in conclusion if you vote for me, jeb bush, for class president, i cant promise pepsi in the water fountain, but"

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Jesus Rubio is so loving folksy I could puke.

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Jeb Bush for class president!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Shakenbaker posted:

She's not a bongzilla. She's not a bongripper. She's not even a bong.

borngzilla

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Blessed in every way except with the ability to sound sincere.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Let's see that water &/or lip licking..

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
#grandpaCigar

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's not bigotry if it's traditional :cry:

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
i hope rubio talks about his grandfather's hands like santorum

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





protastic posted:

Listening to my grandfathers 3 daily cigars :smugdog:

What an odd thing to say.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Are Republicans really afraid that ISIS could "destroy us"?

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Fat Lowtax posted:

Rand Paul isn't mentally ill, so he is polling at 2%

Did he pivot back toward being a moderate/libertarian at the kid's debate? Cause he's said some pretty far-right stuff before. Oh no wait he's somehow in the main debate.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



My mind is still stuck on Carly Fiorina saying the words "We need to take our country back from the political elite"...so we can give it to Noted Rich Person CARLY FIORINA

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
the rest of the world has healthcare.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
I would let Jeb Bush read me a bedtime story. I would let Jeb Bush pour me a glass of cold milk and serve me sugar cookies.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
The greatest country in all of HISTORY, huh?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
side note

"no" hasn't been said yet

I am eagerly awaiting trump

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
DESTROYED OUR MILITARY

what loving planet are you on

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Looks like Rubio is wearing a hair helmet

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
oh god here it comes

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Doesn't sound scripted at all Rubio, good job

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
:geno: : "Our freedom is under attack."

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
Hmn... Grandfather smoked cigars? This man should be president

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
That bigots line really tests well with the base.

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R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.
Its really fascinating the Marco is going full retard on the anti-gay marriage thing. He knows this footage is available after the primary, yes?

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