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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Rules 11 and 14 just from Rubio.

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Have they just started introductions? I just tuned in.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Not best country today, no best country ever gently caress you allies your countries suck

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Rubio has a whiny voice

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gently caress ted cruz

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Anyone else kinda pull for Jeb! to make it through his lines like he's a fragile child in his first school play?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This is literally the text of Rubio's last TV ad :lol:

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Here we go Cruz, show us what you got

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
rubio looks like a little boy and sounds like he's about to break down and cry from emotion

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Third World Reggin posted:

carly has a tragic life story that she could easily use for political capital and will as a politician

except the bad parts where she was to blame for cheating on a husband

Also she never said it was her child

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

:siren: radical islamic terrorism! drink! :siren:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
How is this wax statue talking this is so lifelike

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

gently caress ted cruz

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Oh Rubio, I just wanna pat him on the head for trying so hard.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Radical
Islamic
Terrorism

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I bet Cruz has put his finger in a kid

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Holy poo poo Rubio's ears are HUGE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz has the most evil eyes

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
well the GOP has convinced me. I'm not voting for Obama again.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Demonachizer posted:

Ted Cruz looks like he is wearing a Ted Cruz Halloween mask,

I stand by this.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Joementum posted:

This is literally the text of Rubio's last TV ad :lol:

lol

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Why does Cruz's face look like it has a carnival mirror in the middle of it?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Ted Cruz raped and murdered a girl in 1994

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im gonna enjoy watching trump eat your brains, ted

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

*drinks water*

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Ted Cruz looks like an ogre.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

zeal posted:

rubio looks like a little boy and sounds like he's about to break down and cry from emotion

yeah but I feel like less so than last time. maybe I'm just drunker

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
A Texas senator found one weird trick to defeat ISIS, just say three words

Democrats HATE him

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Man, Cruz is incapable of normal speech. He orates everything.

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING
ted cruz coming off like he forgot his lines

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Guy Freeman posted:

I buried a child. :wtf:

Carly Fiorina keeps using the step daughter she never really knew as a political pawn.

Remember when she used the story of her step daughter's alcohol and pill abuse to push back against weed legalization?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Necromaster Cruz... your turn to cast your spells.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

wtf is this man saying

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

did ted's record skip

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Ted looks like a loving MELTING BABY

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Here comes Ted Cruz's faux unity stump speech

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Oh good, Cruz is going to personally hunt down and beat the life out of the terrorists. All of them. Yep, everywhere. All of them.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
God I just want to grab the outer corners of Cruz's eyes and lift them the gently caress up.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
f* this buzzer drinking rule

Buzzer 2016

Buzzer 2016

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DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Rubio gunning for the "people who are often called bigots" vote.

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