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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



He mentioned me, I can talk!

Jeb just oozes loser-ness

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
NO LAWS IN WAR WHOOO

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Oh christ that rip on Jeb! was so sweet.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
shut the gently caress up jeb with your logical opinions

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Jeb! managing to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in that exchange.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Goddamn he just chaos dunked on Jeb

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


jeb's at least not flubbing every single sentence, just half of them

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Holy poo poo.

Look at how much all of them have aged since the debates have started. It's like loving crypt keepers and poo poo!

Could any of them survive an actual presidency?

LOL

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Vote for the chaos candidate

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Trump is Tzeentch as poo poo.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

"he talked about me, I give myself permission to talk" stop it Jeb!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

DON'T ASK FOR PERMISSION, JEB!

JUST TAKE

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

doomisland posted:

loving SAVAGE

yeah no kidding, this isn't a debate, it's an operating table. and carson is the...uh. wait, okay, trump is the surgeon, jeb's a nurse ready to jump in....hold on i'll figure it out

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'm in the Kaos Kandidate Klan

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
9/11 :siren:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Jeb explaining why he should be allowed to talk instead of just talking.
Jeb wearing a red tie because of Trump
Jeb is a wimp

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Phone posted:

all you motherfuckers thought that trump had some low t

he might have like a cold or something

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Erebus posted:

Vote for the chaos candidate



Trump-ichu

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
we must deal with this threat, full frontal

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Jeb is such a douche and can't talk

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

this crowd is stacked

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I agree Rubio deport all Americans

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Sharkie posted:

yeah no kidding, this isn't a debate, it's an operating table. and carson is the...uh. wait, okay, trump is the surgeon, jeb's a nurse ready to jump in....hold on i'll figure it out

Jeb! is the secretary waiting for his moment to talk.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
carson needs water

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
WHO KEEPS COUGHING

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://vine.co/v/im1tVmKDnn1

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

"We must deal frontally with this threat"

Trump: "Like I dealt frontally with your wife last night? :smug:"

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
hahahaha I'm dying at Carson's random coughs in the background

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
I AM SOEXCITED ABOUT JEBS FLOUNDERING SPEECH

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i know his knees were knocking but damned if jeb didn't just stand his ground for once

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


Consummate Professional posted:

I agree Rubio deport all Americans

"Death to Americans" Rubio, probably

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Rubio needs a drink of water

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
COUGH

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Rubio getting serious in the lick-lipping game.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Rufio's combover is doing work tonight.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Logikv9 posted:

carson needs water

carson tried to absorb some Chang but only rubio is prepared to handle the side-effects

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I am the chaos candidate.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



I'm loving Rubio going on and on about how super sophisticated ISIS is with their crazy tactics of buying guns

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Rubio, don't use Jeb!'s notes, man. Fuckin' bring your own god drat notes.

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