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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
If Rubio became president do you think he'd have power points when he spoke so he could drink water while speaking

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
holy gently caress republicans are weird looking

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



YOU KNOW WHO ELSE COUGHED?

:shillary:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"we demand trump/cruz blood" - CNN

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

hue hue wit

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
augh god hugh hewitt why

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Rubio is taking the right approach here. It's Americans we should be afraid of, not foreigners!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Radical Islamic Terrorism is going to kill me.

(lol)

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

FAUXTON posted:

hue hue wit

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
He's engaging in doublespeak by not using our magic words

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Praise be the Internet. Hearing my prayers.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Rule 3!

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
hewitt could not have sucked cruz's dick any harder

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Like am I wrong about the Rubio hair?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

quote:

Steve Deace @SteveDeaceShow

Wow...Fiorina goes full vagina right away

^^^^ Iowa talk radio host who has endorsed Cruz

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
it should be illegal to have cruz and hewitt onscreen at the same time

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





SAY THE WORDS BITCH

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
"Go get your shinebox, Jeb."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
sick complete dodge, cruz

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"With the specificity of your 9 Supreme Court arguments"

Hugh, you are not an impartial moderator :colbert:

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
CNN trying real hard to gently caress Trump

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Yes, make Cruz dance.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Wedge Regret
Yeah republicans talking about doublespeak...

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

rubio and cruz have both blamed obama for trump's rise, pretty smart

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Someone dug Philip Seymour Hoffman up for this debate

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Wasn't Jeb supposed to really take off on 12/15?

I don't think that's going to happen.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
No refugees at all, ya know, because gently caress refugees ~ a son of a refugee

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Shut up you piece of poo poo

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

I'm so excited about radical islamic terrorism!

(don't watchlist me bros)

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
That joke sucked

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what the poo poo is this with horse thieves?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

It's really hard to mention Cruz's 9 arguments in front of SCOTUS when his dick is firmly in your mouth. Good job, moderator.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



democrats were republicans back then you dolt lmao

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


what the gently caress was that joke

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
SUSPEND ALL REFUGEES FOR THREE YEARS.

WHAT.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
If only Obama would say radical Islamic terrorists the problem would all go away.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://vine.co/v/eUJuYqQ6i2Y

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
All terrorists are Muslim is what he is saying for those that missed that.

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

good joke

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