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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
San Bernidino - NSA success story?

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
They really like to make their answers as general as possible. Can't get it wrong if you never actually say anything I guess.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a twitter account is a good guy with a twitter account.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
that's a good defense of Obama, Mr Cruz

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





"Internet Phones."

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



now we have bananaphones

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
is Ted Cruz trying to sell me a line on Cricket?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Cruz is scaring me because he's got this air of legitimacy around him. :ohdear:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Cruz drinking water while Rubio talks. Power move?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
And so the twitter wars begin

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
a split screen of rubio and cruz with cruz drinking water lol

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Power play by Cruz, drinking water in front of Rubio.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Rubio saps moisture from whomever he's speaking to

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


Puppy Galaxy posted:

you can stop american citizens not on watch lists from mass shootings by banning guns just FYI!!!!!!

IF WE BAN GUNS THEN AMERICANS WONT KILL AMERICANS AND THE TERRORISTS WIN BECAUSE WE DIDNT DIE!

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

BUG JUG posted:

now we have bananaphones

ring ring ring banana phone

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Carson needs that water instead

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I'm starting to like Cruz. Should I kill myself?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Cruz drinking water when Rubio talks to him. If that was intentional, I'm voting for Cruz

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





triple sulk posted:

lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he


He used up all his time on his moment of silence / coughing.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


How do you suggest we determine who is a bad guy and who is a law-abiding citizen

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I want to buy an Internet Phone where can I get one?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

triple sulk posted:

lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he

No one is complaining.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

triple sulk posted:

lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he

he's been interrupting everyone for the last 15 minutes

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

"the bad guys"

GOP candidates speak to voters like we are literal children

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

triple sulk posted:

lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he

He hosed his intro up too badly

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

triple sulk posted:

lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he

He's had one moment to talk already and he spent it on a moment of silence. :haw:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
obama stares at two buttons, "bad guys" and "law abiding citizens". a single sweat drop slides down his forehead

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Democrazy posted:

Has Ted Cruz lost weight? He looks less doughy

He still has sea anemone lips.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Is cruz drinking water to trigger rubio

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
holy poo poo let's loving cite mark levin

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


I think Ted Cruz just argued that we need the government monitoring us less, so he authorized the government to monitor us more.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Who won the early debate?

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
I dunno, plenty of tools on this stage WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Is he talking about Cliven Bundy?

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:lol: who actually name checks mark "master shake" levin?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The FREEDOM Act sure sounds like freedom! :v:

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
I'm surprised Rubio's not doing better. Terrible positions, but he's by far the most presidential.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ALINSKYITE ATTACKS

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R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.
Haha, Alinsky-like, thats a new one

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