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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

triple sulk posted:

lol carson hasn't even had a chance to talk yet, has he

he totally asked for a moment of silence for san bernadino

what a dipshit guy

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Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio is taking too fast

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Fewer tools, Rubio. Not less tools.

jerk1000
Dec 3, 2014
Alinsky-like attacks, like Barack Obama (!!!)

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
Cruz shout out to Master Shake.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Marco Rubio: Alinsky-like

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Cruz is 100% going to curbstomp Marco all night

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
and this is the world we live in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pkVLqSaahk

Torlo Hans
Apr 23, 2005

La familia es todo.
Dinosaur Gum
Mastershake name drop!

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
Did he say "tickerism"

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

haha citing Master Shake

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Joementum posted:

Jeb! Miami debate watch party.



Even if Trump wins and turns the country into a weird dictatorship, at least we can say that we had fun watching Jeb fail in every conceivable way during his run.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Mark Levin mention whooboy

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
ALINSKY!!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Yes, let's cite Mark loving Levin in a Presidential debate!

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Who cares about Mark Levin who isn't already voting for Cruz/Trump?

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



alinsky-like attack....oh that alinsky!

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
i bet isis studied under alinsky

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
wait if you can't restrict law abiding citizens in any way how are you going to stop bad guys before they commit a crime

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

The Human Crouton posted:

I'm starting to like Cruz. Should I kill myself?
It's probably just a mild stroke. Seek help.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Lol at Cruz drinking water at Rubio.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Ted give us your Leno impression.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Hahaha did Cruz accidentally drop classified info? Or get close?

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
nearly 100% of terrorists

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mr. World posted:

:lol: who actually name checks mark "master shake" levin?

A man who gets a verbal blowjob from Levin for hours every day.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Master Shake says that Marco Rubio is pretty much Saul Alinsky.

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.
So, what I'm getting out of this is that I'm not scared enough. I should be more scared. Is that about it? Can I stop watching now?

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


You could almost say my opponent is...Clinton-eqsue

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
rubio is an expert on tools

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Ted Cruz looks like Doonesbury.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Oh hey 2008, I missed you

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



LOL Rubio talking about classified info when he leaks it during his campaign

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Xandu posted:

I'm surprised Rubio's not doing better. Terrible positions, but he's by far the most presidential.

He's a terrible candidate who can only give stump speeches in the format

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im saul alinsky irl

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

"This changes nothing"

"It's actually a change"

Parasara
Sep 17, 2014

Next time I see that woman, I'm shooting her, and not in the knee.
Every time I think a candidate looks like a dumbass the camera cuts back to Cruz and its like seeing an original artwork after years of cheap imitations.

Also holy poo poo he is the slimiest human being ever.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Xandu posted:

I'm surprised Rubio's not doing better. Terrible positions, but he's by far the most presidential.

he's running for 2020 or 2024 or whenever people forget about the immigration bill

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz got stumped...by Rubio.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Does Carson's cough count as speaking time?

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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rand Paul immediately interrupted by two Carson Coughs

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