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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

There's going to be a fight in the audience

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hahaha rubio

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

nachos posted:

Ben Carson needs to wake up from his nap and complain about his lack of speaking time

sssh he enjoys his nap

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Lol they're cheering this poo poo are you insane? Monitor me please big government

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



While Rubio rattles on about National Security...

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

This is a moderator-sanctioned slapfight, not a debate. This poo poo's like Fishmech and MIGF in a reply chain.

Eimi
Nov 23, 2013

I will never log offshut up.


HyperPuma posted:

whats with the cheering lol jesus

They are horrible people.

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.

Riosan posted:

But Senator, what about tomfoolery and shenanigans?

I only support skullduggery.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"Minority Report had some good ideas, just sayin'"
- Marco Rubio, 2015

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie is going to tackle me through the TV

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ben Carsons moment of silence is still going

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Booooring gently caress politics right guys? Anyway vote for me as president"

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Guys guys, let's talk about 9/11 for a second.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Waaaait...

Was Chris Christie a governor after 9/11? This is big news.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
CHRISTIE AIN'T GONNA HAVE ANY OF THIS ACTUAL "POLICY" poo poo

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Oh God another doughy eyed speech into the camera.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

SOMEONE PUT CARSON OUT OF HIS loving MISERY

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

His eyes are glazing over because of the sugar being excreted in his tears.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.
Oh shut up Christie you gently caress. You're just as boring as the rest of them.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

HyperPuma posted:

whats with the cheering lol jesus

College libertarians.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
hahahahha

"Can I get another 30 seconds he mentioned me again! No? uh. AHHHHHHHH"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Christie has never been on the floor of the US Senate.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Logikv9 posted:

christie is going to tackle me through the TV

gently caress I'm having a meatball sub right now...

he can smell it

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
omg christy we get it already you were a lawyer

so was ally mcbeal no one gives a poo poo bro

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

MrAristocrates posted:

He's a terrible candidate who can only give stump speeches in the format

But enough about Bernie Sanders,

Pessimism
Aug 2, 2005

You can find this and other great titles at your local library
niiiinnnnnneeee elleeeeeeeveeeeennnnnnnnn

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao @ the idea of anything ever happening in new jersey

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
lol we stopped four dicks

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Christie himself decided on New Jersey's invasion of Iraq himself.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
hey guys did you know crisp crispie was a federal prosecutor?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
What is that bracelet Christie is wearing??

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This has been about as wonky as a Republican debate can possibly be so far

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

FAUXTON posted:

This is a moderator-sanctioned slapfight, not a debate. This poo poo's like Fishmech and MIGF in a reply chain.

lock them in a thread together so I can stop using my ignore list

R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.
Christie bringing back a noun, a verb, and 9/11

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
This debate so far makes me want to take a handful of benzos and wake up in like November.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

is this all Christie can talk about? "This debate is stupid"

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Fight Fight Fight

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


We stopped four dicks!

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Fish Of Doom posted:

Guys guys, let's talk about 9/11 for a second.

:suicide:

Chris Christie is the man who KNOWS HOW TO KEEP JOISY SAFE

:suicide::suicide:

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Was Chris Christie a former Federal prosecutor? I wish I knew.

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