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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
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Literally Hitler
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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Internet Explorer posted:

Yeah, that was one of the least insane things Trump has ever said.

Sad, but true.

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
Trump: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!

He knows the crowd is paid off

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006
Sodom??

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz
Rand Paul just lost to Donald Trump, as well.

Every candidate who attacks Trump fails with my focus group. #GOPDebate

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



i wish kasich would tell me about his mailman father some more.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
"Us, Saudi Arabia, and cutter"

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

oystertoadfish posted:

i liked carson's 'they love me - i sound like him' line that was actually a calm funny friendly moment

rand is fun too

Yeah it at least came off as spontaneous and a good joke

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I HAVE TO loving PEE

CNN JESUS CHRIST

TIME TO LISTEN TO IT

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

Trump doesn't need to speak to respond to Jeb!



what's funny is that no one will remember the debate tomorrow except for these GIFs. therefore Trump will win

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I'm sensing a "regardless of our differences everyone on this stage will be a better candidate than Hillary Clinton" coming soon

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Deadulus posted:

What did Trump say to the audience? Feed cut out

"Cut the internet"

BOOOOOO

"No, cut their internet"

Boo? Yay?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
We need to go in like we did with the Gulf War with the UN... but we can't wait!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I love Rand's creative appropriation of the concept of safe spaces.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Deadulus posted:

What did Trump say to the audience? Feed cut out

"Don't boo me, these are people who want to kill us! We gotta take em on"

*mass cheers ensue*

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Destroying Sodom's ability to take Kuwait, but nothing about Gomorrah.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Lol at Paul and Kasich getting wonkey. Dont they know their audience?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

SHUT UP JOHN, WE KNOW YOU DON'T GET MUCH TIME BUT THE BELL MEANS YOUR TURN HAS ENDED, PLEASE CEDE THE FLOOR SO THAT THE NEXT LOSER MAY HAVE A TURN!

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

its all just weird lying soundbites but yall already knew

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Anyone else's stream jumping back and forth?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Deadulus posted:

What did Trump say to the audience? Feed cut out

they're dumb babies who love terrorists

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Carly we're going to talk to the people above 1% first, ok?"

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
SHUT UP CARLY

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

:laffo: Carly

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Fiorina whining :jerkbag:

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Combed Thunderclap posted:

"Don't boo me, these are people who want to kill us! We gotta take em on"

*mass cheers ensue*

Lol

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Shut up Carly nobody likes you

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

a cop posted:

I HAVE TO loving PEE

CNN JESUS CHRIST

TIME TO LISTEN TO IT

please piss into this microphone to make sure you are not a radical isil agent

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I think Trump is weathering the attacks pretty well.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

oystertoadfish posted:

its all just weird lying soundbites but yall already knew

American Politics

R.A. Dickey
Feb 20, 2005

Knuckleballer.

mlmp08 posted:

more like RNC, I thought?

That would also make a ton of sense

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT TALK TO ME PLEASE TALK TO ME

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

a cop posted:

I HAVE TO loving PEE

CNN JESUS CHRIST

TIME TO LISTEN TO IT

lmao if you don't have an empty mtn dew 2 liter to pee in

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

spoon0042 posted:

SHUT UP CARLY

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
The best way to destroy Syria is put Carlie in charge of it.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Trump had so far been able to slip through debates without much damage, but he is not going to escape fallout on his comments about the Internet.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Riosan posted:

"Cut the internet"

BOOOOOO

"No, cut their internet"

Boo? Yay?

PRECISION CARPET BOMB THE INTERNET. NOT OUR INTERNET JUST THE BAD GUYS INTERNET

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001

Zas posted:

and trump is gonna talk a lot about it later you can bet
Also Jeb's time, his buzzer has been held a couple times already to get establishment lines in

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I also hate the leader of Iran, the Chia (pet)

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Wedge Regret
Wolf: You wanted loving 9 people up here you fucks

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