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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Well, I learned something today.

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Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

fyodor posted:

How far would you go to spite a dealer, though? Yea, I went into the Ferrari dealership but they were dicks so I bought a used Lada off a guy in a 7-11 parking lot. gently caress you Ferrari!

As I understand Ferrari really doesn't even want to sell any cars to anyone regardless so it probably all worked out in the end.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Throatwarbler posted:

As I understand Ferrari really doesn't even want to sell any cars to anyone regardless so it probably all worked out in the end.

This used to be true but he's dead now :v:

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
This page needs a bit more :devil:






cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

fyodor posted:

How far would you go to spite a dealer, though? Yea, I went into the Ferrari dealership but they were dicks so I bought a used Lada off a guy in a 7-11 parking lot. gently caress you Ferrari!

If I had silly money I would do this, then wedge a Masarati engine in. It'd a good thing I don't have silly money.

My sister in law is in charge of organising the lease vehicles for her company. When she was replacing her last (personal) car the guys in the Audi dealership treated her like dumb poo poo. She got a mix of Alfa's and Ford's at renewal time and let the Audi dealer know why when the old ones were returned. She bought a Vauxhall for herself though.

Terrible car stuff is the people who took the Ford option when work are paying for an Alfa.

cakesmith handyman fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Dec 15, 2015

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

NoWake posted:

This page needs a bit more :devil:








Ha, saw this thread was up to page 666 and was thinking the same thing, here's some Diablo one-offs






Was on the fence about this one, but the colour-matched wheels look terrible


joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

neckbeard posted:

Ha, saw this thread was up to page 666 and was thinking the same thing, here's some Diablo one-offs






Was on the fence about this one, but the colour-matched wheels look terrible




So people spend money to make Ferraris look like Fieros that look like Ferraris?

VVVVV
:doh::doh::doh::doh:
(the alliteration made me do it)

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Dec 15, 2015

Jo3sh
Oct 19, 2002

Like all girls I love unicorns!
Well, those are Lamborghinis, and I'd argue that the first one looks more like a cockroach than anything else, but basically, yes.

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
I tried googling "Satan cars" and it recommended Saturn

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
From my favourite episode of Futurama:

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Meydey posted:

I tried googling "Satan cars" and it recommended Saturn

Well, Saturns are terrible car stuff. All hail Saturn!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

neckbeard posted:

Ha, saw this thread was up to page 666 and was thinking the same thing, here's some Diablo one-offs




Jesus christ

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Code Jockey posted:

Jesus christ

Its like a Lambo hosed a Dodge Stratus, and the offspring ended up with downs.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It's the Paul Walker tribute Diablo.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

xzzy posted:

It's the Paul Walker tribute Diablo.

:vince:

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
I hope that piece of paper under wiper just says STOP on it.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Powershift posted:

All your cars are ugly.

At first i saw the sick drift angle and thought that seemed pretty dangerous.




Then the next image was the engineering behind it.





booger welded rebar seems like a poor engineering choice.

Holy poo poo, that actually made me go 'Noooooooo.' out loud.

Who the gently caress would ever think that was acceptable. :catstare:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Liquid Communism posted:

Holy poo poo, that actually made me go 'Noooooooo.' out loud.

Who the gently caress would ever think that was acceptable. :catstare:

Someone writing a Mad Max-themed remake of Flight of the Phoenix.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
No. Even illiterate cancer-ridden cultists in the brutalist future know better.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


With enough vodka, anything seems acceptable.

PolishHero
Nov 11, 2005

MrYenko posted:

Its like a Lambo hosed a Dodge Stratus, and the offspring ended up with downs.

Chrysler briefly owned Lamborghini, and the Stratus took styling from jointly developed concepts, so you are actually not that far off.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

davebo posted:

Well, Saturns are terrible car stuff. All hail Saturn!


Ugh. Even Satan does not approve.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Rhyno posted:

Ugh. Even Satan does not approve.

*cough* page 666 *cough*

(satan is sponsoring this page)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Goober Peas posted:

*cough* page 666 *cough*

(satan is sponsoring this page)

Not even Satan would make someone drive a Saturn!




Sorry STR

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

xzzy posted:

It's the Paul Walker tribute Diablo.

Jesus christ I had no idea how much people hated him. Seriously though, that's probably the ugliest car I've ever seen.

blaspheming on page 666 all hail

Das Volk fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Dec 16, 2015

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Code Jockey posted:

Jesus christ

Built in Mexico

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Meydey posted:

I tried googling "Satan cars" and it recommended Saturn

Checks out:

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Early Saturns were good cars. Cheap, reliable and easy to fix. It all went tits up when they started using the Opel platform.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

davebo posted:

Well, Saturns are terrible car stuff. All hail Saturn!


I got my custom title for making fun of Saturns. :toot:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Octopus Magic posted:

I got my custom title for making fun of Saturns. :toot:

Yeah, people with bad cars are super touchy.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
New guy ran the wrong filter home on a 2013 Mazda 6 today. came back 2 hours later on a flatbed with no filter and a seized engine. They are and maybe were friends of the owner too. Tomarrow should be fun.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

PolishHero posted:

Chrysler briefly owned Lamborghini, and the Stratus took styling from jointly developed concepts, so you are actually not that far off.

The Portofino.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Mister Kingdom posted:

The Portofino.



-"k-kill... me!!"

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

i like diablos



dunno why this guy put a nissan badge on his though

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Too many lenses, its like I'm looking at a car spider.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

christ





(memes are terrible and this is car poo poo it counts)

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Enourmo posted:

i like diablos



dunno why this guy put a nissan badge on his though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XLyCDsKhGo

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Saturns are the car equivalent of people whose eyes are too close together.

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer

Between that, and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI2L82eUoJU Nissan really had the 90's car commercials cornered.

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The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Not what I'd call terrible, but page number appropriate.

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