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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Omg that House of Cards promotion

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
incoming benghazi?

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Cole posted:

Oh my god just talk about the question. Obama isn't even running in the next election.

"Let's go back to the very beginning in Iraq and Egypt: 2008."

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
The past like seven presidents have toppled regimes in the Middle-East

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


holy poo poo this is weird

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





"bad men who help US are good"

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
SHUT UP TED

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



This is a joke right. Do these people do debate prep with the crew from Ancient Aliens?

Carpet bomb the bad guys? Increase the size of the navy? Wiretap more? Kill the Radicals? Block all immigration?

Why hasn't anyone pitched world domination yet? How did that miss the cut? Isn't that what they are going for here?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
I'm confused...are Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton co-president?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

cool how cruz really unambiguously supported propping up dictators when they can help us

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

spoon0042 posted:

just so we're clear: cruz is pro-dictator

well i mean they all wish putin was us prez

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Tyrants but

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


shots fired at woodrow wilson

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
lol If the rest of the world has to live under dictators to keep America safe ,gently caress them *gets applause*

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015
CIA Strongmen Worked Before, CIA Strongmen WIll Work Again 2016

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
wait I mean precise carpet bombing

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

disjoe posted:

Trump insulted the audience, who then cheered for him.

Negging like the true PUA alpha male he is

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

spoon0042 posted:

just so we're clear: cruz is pro-dictator

he's doing a pretty good job of explaining far right realpolitik at the moment imo

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
benghazi mention coming up

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
The Muslim Brotherhood isn't a terrorist organization but whatever. This whole response is hosed.

gently caress Ted Cruz

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
I don't know if Obama topple Mubarak unless saying "you on yo own, bro" consists of "toppling".

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
There has been an impressive amount of calls for innocent blood tonight. Looks like the death rally stuff is true.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ben ghazi is an innocent man

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
"I think, we should kill the bad guys"

"Oh YEAH FUCKER? Well I think, we should KIll the bad guys!"

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
He's gonna get shot in the back of the head while playing doom on a laptop with a flight stick.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

We need to learn from history and continue our forever wars for all eternity and we need a larger military.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Negging like the true PUA alpha male he is

it was an early sample of how beta he becomes under duress

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Internet Explorer posted:

Is he a space diplomat in the movie? Does he say something like "don't shoot blues?"

why would he say not to shoot blues? shoot blues everyday

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Ted Cruz awkwardly and transparently trying to talk down to the audience's level by referring to enemies as "bad guys" and "bad men" and it isn't working At All

Also what was that snort?

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





*clears throat*

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Cruz saying "bad men" and "bad guys" all the time reminds me of my seven-year-old cousin talking about The Clone Wars TV show.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



quadaffi was gonna go either way but hey at least we got involved before he went!

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Revoltagantgadaffi?!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Imagine being the various world leaders watching this debate. You know they do.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Crusader posted:

holy poo poo this is weird

I really want the movie to have a frame of his arm sticking out of the rubble, the vile tat shining brightly

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

A frank pro Assad statement by Cruz? Or at least against opposing him.

That was surprising.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
I actually just said "THANK YOU" to something Marco Rubio said. What is happening?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
What happens if one of the debaters has to poop real bad

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

The Kingfish posted:

Ok i berned through my exam, what happened??

Bush attacked Trump twice, he deflected by calling Jeb weak and desperate for attention.

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
israel boner time

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