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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

SirKibbles posted:

Remember when Kaisch was the moderate one?

He never was

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
One more hour of accomplishing jack poo poo

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Wolf, you can't keep saying "We're only just beginning" when there's less than an hour left. Yeah, it makes my dick hard, but it's not honest.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Ohio sucks there's nothing of value to any terrorists in Ohio.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Oh god is there really a lot more of this

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
gently caress the bible. Christ was a bitch.

-Republicans

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
yeah they've got like twenty minutes left

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
I'm sure you've covered this but who the gently caress is coughing in their mic?

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
So that was fun, I especially enjoyed the children of two immigrants arguing about which one was more anti immigrant..

R.A. Dickey posted:

Chris Christie, former federal prosecutor and one state over on 9/11: still afraid of orphaned children

Orphaned children under 5.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/676934261153374208

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Haha Marco only now realizing Paul's talking poo poo about him

It's not like the audience will notice. Nobody gives a gently caress about obscure Senate debates and procedure.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


"We are only just beginning" :shepicide:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
lol they only asked the religion question to kasich and christie

fuckers

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
"We are only just beginning? It's 10:37! :gonk:

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
HOW CAN THIS BE ONLY BEGINNING?! :psyduck:

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
ANOTHER HOUR... poo poo..........


brb need more booze.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Two hours in...

We are only just beginning.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

BUG JUG posted:

the people of ohio are safe. thank god. the rock n roll hall of fame is safe from terrorism!!!!!!!

ohio state should be an exception

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Defenestration posted:

I'm sure you've covered this but who the gently caress is coughing in their mic?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
"Hilary Clinton stood up to eleven hours of questioning, it's only right that these candidates do the same" - Wolf

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Brannock posted:

See, it’s so loving easy to win on the refugee question. Just do something like, explain you have nothing against the refugees. You think they’re good, honest people who are scared and need a home. You’re happy to bring them into America. You want them to come into America. You want them to be Americans. But ISIS is infiltrating them. We can’t permit that. We will bring them into America, we will keep them safe, while we filter out the ISIS terrorists. You want to help them. They need to help us help them. They will help us identify the terrorists among them. And we will give them a better life, we will give them the best lives on the planets, American lives

Spin some bullshit like that instead of going "SHUT OUT ALL MUSLIMS"

it only works that way if everyone does it. gop is very much in a prisoner's dilemma

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
My problem is I have to poo poo but I'm out of toilet paper so I think I'm just gonna walk to the bar, poo poo and drink some beers.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Lord Hydronium posted:

"We are only just beginning" :shepicide:

Is this three hours?

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Internet Explorer posted:

The fact that everyone on this stage thinks you can catch every bad man is loving hilarious.

They don't actually think that, they can just say it as much as they want with no repercussions or even a follow-up question so why the hell not promise a chicken in every pot and a unicorn standing guard over the Great Wall of the USA-Mexico border?

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
we are only just begining? dear god

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
And they don't ask Cruz, who's just been endorsed by a big pile of evangelicals, a question about Jesus.


CNN is so loving stupid.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
"Only just beginning"

:stare:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Please stop repeating the myth that Kasich was ever a moderate

He's a very slightly more compassionate and photogenic version of Scott Walker

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
do you guys think that Wolf glazes over and rehashes his jeopardy! appearance during commercial breaks?

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

are they going to use this time to unglue kasich's fingers so he can use them next round.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Is Christ Christie a former Federal prosecutor? I just forget sometimes.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

DutchDupe posted:

Wait...they are ONLY just beginning?!

Excuse me while I go vomit

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Bryter posted:

"Only just beginning"

:stare:

I think I might actually just go to sleep

Three hours, CNN?

THREE HOURS?!?!

THREEEEEE HOURRRRRSSSSSS

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Quick fact check from 538:

quote:

Trump said that he’s at 42 and Bush is at 3. HuffPost Pollster says it’s 38 and 5. Not great for Bush, sure, but not quite right, either — in other words, a typical Trump poll citation.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

FIRST TIME posted:

Is Christ Christie a former Federal prosecutor? I just forget sometimes.

Did you know 9/11? 9/11. 9/11!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This is like when Trey Gowdy started talking about "next rounds" at hour 10 of the Benghazi hearings.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
High light list so far

1. the very vocal group of 12 rand supporters
2. Cruz and Rubio going at each other. Fiorna trying to inerrupt them.
3. Trump and Jeb getting into multiple slap fights.
4. Trump is the chaos candidate
5. Carson is asleep
6. Carson and his moment of silence for an opening statement
7. Carson being asked "What do you think of what the two guys were talking about" and apparently asleep during that said "you would have to ask them"
8. Carson ok with humane bombing of children. Wolf called him out, the audience booed wolf
9. Cruz ok with precise carpet bombing of areas that isis has control of that may also occupy the area a city is but not carpet bombing a city

what else did I miss

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Defenestration posted:

I'm sure you've covered this but who the gently caress is coughing in their mic?

good question

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Vertical Lime posted:

ohio state should be an exception

yeah burn ohio state to the ground gently caress that place.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
of all the loving nights I have to get up an hour earlier than usual, then pull a 36 hour shift... ffffffuuuuuuck.

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