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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Literally Hitler
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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
can ¡Jeb! not stumble while talking?

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
christ jeb give a statement without stuttering.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Fiorina really snaps here head around a lot.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Don't forget it cuts some of the funding mechanisms of the ACA (Obamacare).

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
"I don't make false promises" - a Bush

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Trump's closing statement: "JEB! is a fuccboi"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

a cop posted:

Trump wins. Nothing particularly destabilized his position. GG. He's the nominee.

Not only that he got the best soundbytes. He is in very very good shape

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

GamingHyena posted:

:lol: Oh poo poo, the WTC was just attacked! I bet they'll go after our printer division next!

-Fiorina 9/11/01

If I could destroy all HP printers, I would

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Jeb stuttering like whoa

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002

FourLeaf posted:

Carly always singles out Hillary more than anyone else. She does this every time. Why?

Cat fight!

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



FourLeaf posted:

Carly always singles out Hillary more than anyone else. She does this every time. Why?

She's not-so-subtly highlighting HEY IDIOTS REMEMBER YOU'RE RUNNING AGAINST A WOMAN IN A FEW MONTHS I TOO AM A WOMAN

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11.

Thankfully, no one ever planned or executed an attack against New Jersey, because it's already a disgusting ruin. Christie will keep us safe!

He does well when he's a jovial guy that can make people laugh, when Christie tries to act like a protector he's just an angry, fat NJ/NY metro area mobster.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Carly just cut a Roman Reigns promo.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
On 9/11, I tried to protect my company who fired my rear end years later for sucking.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Sorry Jeb. No one gives a loving poo poo about your proven record. This is modern American politics. gently caress you.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Jeb delivering 3% results

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Poor Jeb stumbling through his closing statements :(

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
RIP Jeb

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You know what? 9/11 would've been allowed by Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton even though it happened under W's watch. You know who would've kicked Al-Qaeda's rear end AND ISIS's? Ronald Reagan.

God bless you, God bless the troops, and God bless The United States of America.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Either bring Graham to the main stage or cut it to the top 4

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I will not join you, Carly.

Fooma
Oct 15, 2010

nom nom nom
Did Jeb! do his exit speech yet? I heard his name called, sneezed, and it's now Rubio on.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Take it back from whom? What the gently caress is she talking about?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
wait jeb is here?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Oh hey, Jeb! is still here. That's cool good for him.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Jeb is give up and defeat :eng99:

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
Trump's going to get the last word, right? If he manages an even somewhat decent answer, I think focus groups will say he's the winner.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
As Fiorina watched the towers fall her 1st thought was holy poo poo we need to keep the ink toner safe

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Poor closing from Jeb!, but it wasn't going to get clipped anyway.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


jeb is just a loving goober

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
Who do you think the pundits will crown the winner? Rubio?

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

"I can't read four sentences in a row."

Jen Bush 2015

Fryhtaning
Jul 21, 2010

smg77 posted:

Her entire role in the primary is to attack Hillary so the rest of the candidates can avoid being labeled as sexist.

This exactly. She doesn't stand a chance, so why not?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Every time Rubio says "new american century" i cringe because it's always forced in

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

blue squares posted:

If I could destroy all HP printers, I would

the ink would still sell for decades :(

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Jeb stutters a whole lot. Guy is hosed even if he wasn't the complete pits tonight.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
Webster defines President as...

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


gently caress it Jose Mujica for President even if I can't understand what he's saying.

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Sheikh Djibouti posted:

Take it back from whom? What the gently caress is she talking about?

The Kenyan usurper

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