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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I ate a lot of chicken tonight as a kid. I remember liking it better than the other poo poo we would have for dinner but in retrospect it was still extremely bad. H-helper was a treat.

E: drat, what a humiliating snipe

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Eponine posted:

You can freeze meat very successfully, especially the kind of meats you use for hamburger helper.

The problem is he tends to forget about it, especially if I've frozen it, so I've taken it upon myself to see that it circulates in a proper window of time. I was never one for buying huge amounts of meat so I'm still getting the hang of it.



Are there no appealing pictures of that stuff?

PS: CHEEKAN

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pastry of the Year posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you smallsandwich, a feast of AFP with a side of brain problems.

Gallery. Journal.

Sample:



This guy owns

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Rollersnake posted:

I think my favorite baffling regional American food is "American chop suey."



I'm sure the origin of the name must be the whitest story ever told.

It's delicious, and so is Cincinnati chili.

No word of a lie, my family in Canada makes this, but they call it Cuck. I think they use italian sausage instead of ground beef though.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
http://i.imgur.com/3CvHgOV.webm

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

lidnsya posted:

No word of a lie, my family in Canada makes this, but they call it Cuck. I think they use italian sausage instead of ground beef though.

I am from Nova Scotia and my mom made this and called it just "macaroni", didn't even mention the sauce, it was just assumed to be tomatoes and ground beef and whatnot.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

The delicious miracle of child birth!

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

lidnsya posted:

No word of a lie, my family in Canada makes this, but they call it Cuck.

:crossarms:

walking around
Jul 29, 2013
Growing up in Ohio hamburger helper, when made with hamburger, was one of the more tasty and flavorful options on the rotating dinner menu

Skyline Chili's vegetarian version of their famous dish sees rice and beans in sauce on top of spaghetti. I am going to try this someday soon

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
It's weird to me how eager people are (ITT and in real life) to rag on Cincinnati chili. In college, the mere mention of my hometown would get reactions like "dude, Cincinnati chili is like sooooooooooo disgusting how can you guys eat that poo poo?!" Cincinnati natives are all pretty chill about it and don't go around claiming Cincinnati chili reigns supreme, so I've never been sure why it generates all the hate it does.

Except for the "but it's not real chili" dipshits.* Them I understand.

*For the record nobody around here thinks of it as actual chili.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Human Tornada posted:

It's weird to me how eager people are (ITT and in real life) to rag on Cincinnati chili. In college, the mere mention of my hometown would get reactions like "dude, Cincinnati chili is like sooooooooooo disgusting how can you guys eat that poo poo?!" Cincinnati natives are all pretty chill about it and don't go around claiming Cincinnati chili reigns supreme, so I've never been sure why it generates all the hate it does.

Except for the "but it's not real chili" dipshits.* Them I understand.

*For the record nobody around here thinks of it as actual chili.

This guy knows what's up. I think if it didn't have chili in the name it would be received more positively.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Just call it Cincinnati Mediterranean Meat Slop and everyone would love it.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

I am from Nova Scotia and my mom made this and called it just "macaroni", didn't even mention the sauce, it was just assumed to be tomatoes and ground beef and whatnot.

I am also from Nova Scotia and in my family it's called "macaroni meat." If you put cheese over top and bake it in the oven it's "macaroni meat casserole."

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


We need a laughing/vomiting emoticon

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Rollersnake posted:

I think my favorite baffling regional American food is "American chop suey."



I'm sure the origin of the name must be the whitest story ever told.

It's delicious, and so is Cincinnati chili.

That's no mid-western Chop Suey. That's "Hungarian Goulash" which has nothing to do with actual guláš. It should have more beans though to be properly awful. If you're truly suicidal, you can add corn which makes it "Corn beef hash".

Real midwestern Chop Suey looks like a gallon of soy sauce took a poo poo on bean sprouts. It's served over mushy way over-cooked rice with lots of dry rear end chow mein noodles.

Edit: My grandma made her awful soy sauce reduction version of Chop Suey all the time when I was a kid and it was salty and gross. She died this year at the age of 100 and I wish she was still around to make me some more.

I just made myself sad...

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Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
If you really want to make fun of Cincinnati chili just take a look at the nutrition facts for Skyline or make fun of Gold Star.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


lidnsya posted:

No word of a lie, my family in Canada makes this, but they call it Cuck.

I thought my family was weird for saying "channel changer" and "tooth floss" but this takes the cake.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

lidnsya posted:

No word of a lie, my family in Canada makes this, but they call it Cuck. I think they use italian sausage instead of ground beef though.

Off topic, but that reminds me of my father, he has called me before to tell me a driver "fingered me."

No, dad, he/she did not.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
I'm from California and I desperately want to try Skyline chili.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

I'm from California and I desperately want to try Skyline chili.

Just throw a fistful of beef and tomatoes into a hot toddy and pour it over spaghetti.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Human Tornada posted:

It's weird to me how eager people are (ITT and in real life) to rag on Cincinnati chili. In college, the mere mention of my hometown would get reactions like "dude, Cincinnati chili is like sooooooooooo disgusting how can you guys eat that poo poo?!" Cincinnati natives are all pretty chill about it and don't go around claiming Cincinnati chili reigns supreme, so I've never been sure why it generates all the hate it does.

I knoe right???? Gosh, it's so hard to understand the constant unfettered hyperbole going on in this thread at times



I just don't understand why people keep making GBS threads on food here all the time



I just don't understand. It makes no sense, why would someone badmouth a food?















cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Would!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Would


Would

Would, have, probably will again


Never again :negative:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



If I hadn't already bought food for tonight's dinner, I'd be tempted...

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

Is that Fruity Pebbles and gravy? :catstare:

Plan Z
May 6, 2012


The splatters just make this look like it was sharted out.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Moon Potato posted:

Is that Fruity Pebbles and gravy? :catstare:

Dinosaur egg Oatmeal.

If I had a red-Text title, it'd probably be 'Bad Food Opinions.' I don't like gravy.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer


Have, and would again

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass

Sweet As Sin posted:



Have, and would again

But what is it ? Please don't tell me it's a giant lump of mayo.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lmao

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Human Tornada posted:

It's weird to me how eager people are (ITT and in real life) to rag on Cincinnati chili. In college, the mere mention of my hometown would get reactions like "dude, Cincinnati chili is like sooooooooooo disgusting how can you guys eat that poo poo?!" Cincinnati natives are all pretty chill about it and don't go around claiming Cincinnati chili reigns supreme, so I've never been sure why it generates all the hate it does.

Except for the "but it's not real chili" dipshits.* Them I understand.

*For the record nobody around here thinks of it as actual chili.

I'll be honest: I thought Cincinnati chili looked delicious until I learned it had cinnamon and cocoa in it. I've had that combination with beef before and it is foul as gently caress unless it's a variation of a mole sauce. The idea of that with spaghetti noodles and shredded cheese does not sound appealing

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Zanael posted:

But what is it ? Please don't tell me it's a giant lump of mayo.

Vanilla soft serve with potato chips.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Just looks like a cheap to-go version of bangers and mash so I doubt anyone wouldn't

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

RareAcumen posted:

Dinosaur egg Oatmeal.

If I had a red-Text title, it'd probably be 'Bad Food Opinions.' I don't like gravy.

Dude, no. That's definitely Fruity Pebbles. And gravy. Being consumed with a fork. :saddowns:

Crust First posted:

Hamburger Helper is for poors. Upper Lower Middle Class folks, like me, eat Kraft Velveeta Cheesy Skillets.

Observe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsC8JN_WWg

AnonSpore posted:

I look at that and I shamefully admit I would I have. Many times. And I would again. It's loving delicious.

Fixed for me.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




EZipperelli posted:

Dude, no. That's definitely Fruity Pebbles. And gravy. Being consumed with a fork. :saddowns:

It's Dinosaur egg oatmeal and Fruity Pebbles.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/related/1f28f3/fruity_pebbles_and_dinosaur_egg_oatmeal/

http://shittyfood.net/fruity-pebbles-and-dinosaur-egg-oatmeal/

http://imgur.com/2exmwEV

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

I'm from California and I desperately want to try Skyline chili.

http://www.amazon.com/Skyline-Chili-4-Cans-15oz/dp/B001TOAB64

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm in London right now and lolling at all these earnest ethnic restaurants being run by pasty white people.

I had Pho yesterday and it was really quite tasty and did not merit AFP photography, but god drat they don't like to chop or form things finely here. Everything is about one grain level too coarse in detail. Pho Tai is supposed to have slices of beef so thin they can be served raw and they boil in your bowl, and the noodles are supposed to be like angel-hair width. I got 2-3 mm thick beef slices in a soup of what could have been ribbon egg noodles (but at least they were, you know, rice).

I was reminded of this by the photos of Cincinnati Chili with the broad cheese shreds. It may be weird and polarizing, but at least the pile of cheese should be shredded whisker-thin, right?


E: I probably should have taken a picture of the "Vietnamese coffee" that had no grounds in the top cup. Like, they poured premade coffee into the strainer cup so it would gradually drip down into the milk :lol:

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A Scary Little Dog
Mar 12, 2006

YIP YIP MOTHERFUCKER

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

I am from Nova Scotia and my mom made this and called it just "macaroni", didn't even mention the sauce, it was just assumed to be tomatoes and ground beef and whatnot.

Another from the Nova Scotia crew reporting in, my family calls it goulash. I guess it just depends on the family? :shobon:



Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Any excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBO9HaGq7E

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





I'm the worried child


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