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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:Jack Klompus played for United? You can feel Greg smiling from the grave
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Dec 16, 2015 17:07
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Someone who is better and not as lazy at Photoshop should make a very fitting image :rubs thighs vigorously:.
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T Bowl posted:Someone who is better and not as lazy at Photoshop should make a very fitting image :rubs thighs vigorously:. Do us a personal favor!
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Dec 16, 2015 17:20
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T Bowl posted:Someone who is better and not as lazy at Photoshop should make a very fitting image :rubs thighs vigorously:. What would repeating it in an image possibly add to the joke?
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fat gay nonce posted:What would repeating it in an image possibly add to the joke? It doesn't have to be as stale and boring as you make it out to be, that's why I said someone with skill, derp.
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Dec 16, 2015 18:12
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T Bowl posted:The ideal situation is they sack Jose, a new guy comes in, they dont gel right away and lose once again.. and then it's in full meltdown mode and the new guy is already losing the faith as well. Actually, the ideal situation is that they keep Mourinho on for the Sunderland game, so that Big Sam can make a face and do an hour-long press conference about how he got him the sack, then they hire someone who the fans hate from the get-go and where they literally boo the introduction of the new manager, bring A4 banners demanding he go, and chant for Mourinho regardless of results Again
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Dec 16, 2015 19:16
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Byolante posted:That probably is the reason partially but its loving unfair considering he was thrust into playing with cahill when they already knew zlatan had turned on cheat codes, it was setting him up to fail. I really don't think anyone in the prem has form close to shawcross this season, again, who else can say that a goal hasn't been scored by the opposition while they have been on the pitch this season. I would have Shawcross in my team, I'd also have Cattermole as my DM, and Vardy, Walcott and Sterling as my front 3. No I'm not giving you any code tags. Cattermole isn't amazing but England are shocking when you consider our DM options, but if Cattermole was suddenly signed by a big club...
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Dec 16, 2015 19:37
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we should definitely pick the defensive midfielder currently doing his best to keep his team in 19th
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Dec 16, 2015 19:40
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Sunderland just don't give him enough quality service. Of course my tactics would be getting right up these foreigners and then launching a long ball to one of our pacey lads up top. It would work too. Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Dec 16, 2015 |
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Dec 16, 2015 19:41
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Brendan Rodgers posted:I would have Shawcross in my team, I'd also have Cattermole as my DM, and Vardy, Walcott and Sterling as my front 3. No I'm not giving you any code tags. I think you'll find that Eric Dier is now Englands first choice DM.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:44
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I haven't really watched Spurs this season but I did hear he's become their new DM. I'm down with giving the lad a shot just don't loving expect Shelvey or whoever to do that role in an actual tournament, jfc Hodgson.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:46
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Bringing in Shelvey to do the job Cork does at Swansea was mental.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:47
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Brendan Rodgers posted:I haven't really watched Spurs this season but I did hear he's become their new DM. I'm down with giving the lad a shot just don't loving expect Shelvey or whoever to do that role in an actual tournament, jfc Hodgson. yeah, Bentaleb died so Poch shoved Dier into midfield and after some initial grumblings about wanting to play centre back, Dier realised he was actually pretty good that whole DM business so now he's happy,.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:59
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Actually, the ideal situation is that they keep Mourinho on for the Sunderland game, so that Big Sam can make a face and do an hour-long press conference about how he got him the sack, then they hire someone who the fans hate from the get-go and where they literally boo the introduction of the new manager, bring A4 banners demanding he go, and chant for Mourinho regardless of results I hate Allardyce but love how he winds Mourinho up. Would love to see Sunderland completely park the bus and nick a point or three. The meltdown would be perfect.
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Dec 16, 2015 20:19
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I hope Jose stays and Chelsea get relegated
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fart simpson posted:I hope Jose stays and Chelsea get relegated same
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Dec 16, 2015 21:53
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Hazard and Costa in the Championship would be extremely my poo poo
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quote:Leicester boss Claudio Ranieri is on course to receive a huge bonus after being promised an extra £100,000 for every place above 17th that City finish in the Premier League table. The Foxes are two points clear at the top. Bet his royal highness King Power is regretting that contract clause although really probably not as they get over a million in prize money for every place anyway
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Dec 16, 2015 22:16
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Blue Star Error posted:Bet his royal highness King Power is regretting that contract clause although really probably not as they get over a million in prize money for every place anyway Apparently the team didn't negotiate a top four clause either
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Dec 16, 2015 22:21
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I hope Chelsea do well enough to keep Jose in a job but bad enough for us to laugh. According to some rough maths that equates to 7th in the table
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Dec 16, 2015 23:19
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Blue Star Error posted:Bet his royal highness King Power is regretting that contract clause although really probably not as they get over a million in prize money for every place anyway In fairness, that's only a maximum of £1.6m for winning the league, which is significantly less than Mourinho will get while sat on gardening leave for the rest of the season
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Dec 16, 2015 23:55
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Byolante posted:I really don't think anyone in the prem has form close to shawcross this season, again, who else can say that a goal hasn't been scored by the opposition while they have been on the pitch this season. I don't think being sent off and then the team conceding a couple of goals should count in his favour
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Dec 16, 2015 23:56
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fart simpson posted:I hope Jose stays and Chelsea get relegated Then Abramovich leaves and Chelsea go bankrupt and start the next season with -69 points.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:50
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Carlo should tell us to gently caress off after the way we treated him in all honesty.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:08
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I hope Pep fucks off and Ancelotti takes over
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Dec 17, 2015 01:10
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Really hope these rumours of Mourinho getting the sack are untrue just so I can enjoy his meltdown for as long as possible.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:14
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ephex posted:I hope Pep fucks off and Ancelotti takes over I don't
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Dec 17, 2015 01:14
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ephex posted:I hope Pep fucks off and Ancelotti takes over I'm not a massive Pep lover but he's done pretty well for you guys no?
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Dec 17, 2015 02:37
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MrL_JaKiri posted:I don't think being sent off and then the team conceding a couple of goals should count in his favour I think you should probably consider that nobody thought either yellow was even a foul, just a ref wanting to get on tv.
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Dec 17, 2015 03:09
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Ewar Woowar posted:I'm not a massive Pep lover but he's done pretty well for you guys no? Doing pretty well isn't good enough for the team that's supposed to win their league year after year with almost no challenge and always be close in UCL every single year... perfect, or the gas chamber.
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T Bowl posted:The ideal situation is they sack Jose, a new guy comes in, they dont gel right away and lose once again.. and then it's in full meltdown mode and the new guy is already losing the faith as well. Ah, keep going I'm close.
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Dec 17, 2015 08:54
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If Pep is coming to the prem, he will go to Man City for sure they probably offered him acres and acres of oil fields. I would poo poo my pants if he came to Arsenal (we can't afford him and Wegner won't walk), I don't think he'd go for Chelsea because lol Chelsea, and the only other team with a chance to sign him is United but again, $$$$$ and he'd probably like to manage a team that can make it out of Champions League group stages.
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If Guardiola was so easily persuaded by money then he wouldn't have gone to Bayern in the first place. Chelsea and City were both offering him far more than they were, and were far more aggressive in their pursuit of him, and yet he still preferred to go to Germany.
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quiet enjoyment posted:If Pep is coming to the prem, he will go to Man City for sure they probably offered him acres and acres of oil fields. I would poo poo my pants if he came to Arsenal (we can't afford him and Wegner won't walk), I don't think he'd go for Chelsea because lol Chelsea, and the only other team with a chance to sign him is United but again, $$$$$ and he'd probably like to manage a team that can make it out of Champions League group stages. I think City has the best chance because it seems like they have been building up to support his model, plus they have unlimited funding. The only other place he could go is Arsenal and that's not as farfetched as you might think. Arsenal can definitely afford him and his transfer strategies (short of signing Messi), and would probably be open to restructuring personnel in the club to support him, plus they already play a short passing game with technical players. The reason he won't come is solely because Wenger is still in power. I also don't want him to go to Arsenal because I still think he's only semiproven because he had a golden generation at Barcelona and an already strong squad at Bayern, yet he still hasn't delivered the CL there. I'm not sold on whether he'll do as well in the Prem.
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euroboy posted:Jose out Rodgers in as interim manager mmm yes I'd be ok with finishing no higher than 5th
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Pep to Arsenal is rapidly becoming my favourite fanfic. Keep going. Don't stop.
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Gorn Myson posted:If Guardiola was so easily persuaded by money then he wouldn't have gone to Bayern in the first place. Chelsea and City were both offering him far more than they were, and were far more aggressive in their pursuit of him, and yet he still preferred to go to Germany. He wanted to actually win things so he could continue to make money.
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