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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
I don't remember if this was posted or not but this compilation of people trying to do tricks on bikes, scooters, and skateboards is pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ocfbJ_6hpE

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

I don't like using the word "human being" as a pejorative but if an alien ever asked me what kind of behavior other humans would describe as "being a human being" I'd show them this video.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Imagined posted:

I don't like using the word "human being" as a pejorative but if an alien ever asked me what kind of behavior other humans would describe as "being a human being" I'd show them this video.

riding that subtext to pageview $$$millions$$$

speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012

I think you've just answered a question I've had since I was a kid. And it's every bit as fantastic as it should be, thank you.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




So, remember the "affluenza" kid who got off with probation for killing four people in a DUI, and who was recently allegedly caught on tape violating said probation by playing beer pong?

Guuuuess who just got an arrest warrant for failing to get in touch with his probation officer? :getin:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Regalingualius posted:

So, remember the "affluenza" kid who got off with probation for killing four people in a DUI, and who was recently allegedly caught on tape violating said probation by playing beer pong?

Guuuuess who just got an arrest warrant for failing to get in touch with his probation officer? :getin:

All this shows us is how deeply affected by affluenza this poor kid is. We should reach out and help this kid. Does he have a Go Fund Me set up yet?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Parts Kit posted:

I don't remember if this was posted or not but this compilation of people trying to do tricks on bikes, scooters, and skateboards is pretty great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ocfbJ_6hpE

Man, that music makes this video nostalgia city for the old Tony Hawk games. I must have beaten Underground like 6 or 7 times.

Have a video from THPS 3 of Neversoft employees falling off skateboards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kCn8I_fAd8

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Regalingualius posted:

So, remember the "affluenza" kid who got off with probation for killing four people in a DUI, and who was recently allegedly caught on tape violating said probation by playing beer pong?

Guuuuess who just got an arrest warrant for failing to get in touch with his probation officer? :getin:

I bet he'll even get a couple hours in lockup for this

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/vrt7lfd.webm

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

I knew exactly what was going to happen, and it was still wonderful.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Teach posted:

I knew exactly what was going to happen, and it was still wonderful.

I would have sworn snow plow. I've played that game before.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I was waiting for the snow plow as well. They know when you've cleaned the walk and when you've parked your car on the street. Having a plow drive by when you're getting your groceries out of the car is like a hundred angry kids throwing handfuls of gravel at you. :(

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
A classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!
A great horned owl is chased into Lake Michigan by a pair of angry falcons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvrAGHGJIpE

When he finally pulls himself to land, he has the most exasperated look on his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KtR_i121M8

What a terrible day! A kindly onlooker distracted the falcons and let him fly to safety.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Mizuti posted:

A great horned owl is chased into Lake Michigan by a pair of angry falcons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvrAGHGJIpE

When he finally pulls himself to land, he has the most exasperated look on his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KtR_i121M8

What a terrible day! A kindly onlooker distracted the falcons and let him fly to safety.

Kindly onlooker? Those falcons were just trying to feed their family! Now falcon babies are starving!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Just noticed the duck crony off to the left rooting on his goose buddy.

"Get him Phil! gently caress him up!"

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Solice Kirsk posted:

All this shows us is how deeply affected by affluenza this poor kid is. We should reach out and help this kid. Does he have a Go Fund Me set up yet?

He has plenty of money. Perhaps we should try some sort of De-Fund-Me strategy. I hear it cures affluenza

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Regalingualius posted:

So, remember the "affluenza" kid who got off with probation for killing four people in a DUI, and who was recently allegedly caught on tape violating said probation by playing beer pong?

Guuuuess who just got an arrest warrant for failing to get in touch with his probation officer? :getin:

10 bucks says he's dead from an overdose

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




2:30 has a magical payoff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScpeqZrTu_o
"OH MY GOD HOLY FOOK! JEE-A-ZUZ CHRIST! I THOUGHT YOU FOOKIN DIED!"

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
so, that coyote attempt to catch the roadrunner worked in real life, proving that humans are dumber than cartoon roadrunners. They had to remove the paint after the incident.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The Satanic Temple is at it again, forcing legislators to either admit they're hypocrites violating church and state by passing pro-Christian laws, or allowing the Temple the same rights knowing it will piss people off.

This time They're suing Missouri's Governor and Attorney General on the grounds that the state's abortion laws of mandatory waiting periods and informed consent are violating their religious freedoms.

quote:

Our view is the waiting period in Missouri and requirement for women to learn all the information about the physical characteristics of the fetus is simply preaching. The goal (of the lawsuit) is to get the restrictions eliminated across the board.

QuiteEasilyDone
Jul 2, 2010

Won't you play with me?

Choco1980 posted:

The Satanic Temple is at it again, forcing legislators to either admit they're hypocrites violating church and state by passing pro-Christian laws, or allowing the Temple the same rights knowing it will piss people off.

This time They're suing Missouri's Governor and Attorney General on the grounds that the state's abortion laws of mandatory waiting periods and informed consent are violating their religious freedoms.

PRAISE SATAN!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Maybe this Satan guy ain't so bad after all.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Does anyone have that GIF of the Baphomet statue unveiling where they had the two guys in leather make out in front of it after taking off the sheet?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

chitoryu12 posted:

Does anyone have that GIF of the Baphomet statue unveiling where they had the two guys in leather make out in front of it after taking off the sheet?

https://vine.co/v/egd3vwt1JPF

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
https://twitter.com/cymrogav/status/677129406624698368

Dude who has seen Star Wars spoils the hell out of it to a guy who spoiled 3 TV shows for him in the past. (No spoilers visible in the linked tweet.)

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Saint Freak posted:

Maybe this Satan guy ain't so bad after all.

How many wars have been fought in Satan's name?
Does Satan require you to give 10% of your income to <insert "holy person" here> every week?

He has way more points going for him than most religions.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

veedubfreak posted:

How many wars have been fought in Satan's name?
Does Satan require you to give 10% of your income to <insert "holy person" here> every week?

He has way more points going for him than most religions.

Including bad rear end mutated animals with like 15 heads and 6 tails and a flaming wheel for a face.

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


Parkingtigers posted:

https://twitter.com/cymrogav/status/677129406624698368

Dude who has seen Star Wars spoils the hell out of it to a guy who spoiled 3 TV shows for him in the past. (No spoilers visible in the linked tweet.)

Pretty good, but I want to see the guy he sent it to's reaction!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


This happened to me once. Opened the cupboard to get a bowl out for my breakfast, and the top of it detached from the wall, spilling all the crockery and glasses onto the floor. I grabbed it in time to stop the whole thing falling on me, but ended up left in the position of holding a heavy cupboard up with both hands while my bare feet were surrounded by a sea of shattered plates and glass.
The conversation immediately after went like this:
:byodame: "What the hell was that crashing noise?"
:byodood: "HELP! I'm stuck!"

We got the remaining cheapo cupboards ripped out and replaced properly after that.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


veedubfreak posted:

How many wars have been fought in Satan's name?
It's all part of the War on Chritsmas.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

This is what older people imagine all Millennials are like.

Diddums
Jan 31, 2014
Someone had posted a youtube channel where the sounds of impact from schadenfreude videos had been used as the instruments in songs. If anyone could point me in that direction again, I would appreciate it.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Diddums posted:

Someone had posted a youtube channel where the sounds of impact from schadenfreude videos had been used as the instruments in songs. If anyone could point me in that direction again, I would appreciate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7XzYFJYeEU

?

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
All you need is this one imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8

Diddums
Jan 31, 2014
Those were exactly what i was looking for.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Aardvark Barber posted:

Pretty good, but I want to see the guy he sent it to's reaction!

Its STDH.

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Dienes posted:

Its STDH.

It's a one-sided text message, dude. It's pretty plausible he sent it. No Albert Einsteins, no standing ovations, no poignant off-the-cuff monologues or anything.

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