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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
It's hard to top the John Kitchin episode if you want good Kumquatting.

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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

BLOOD AND SEEeeeEEEMEN

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Dreamsicle posted:

On a similar note, what are the best Kumquat episodes? I want more of his maniac voice like the John Kitchin episode.
DOOP DE DOOP, SHOW ME YOUR POOP

Ah choo. Ah choo, ah choo.

I'M MIHU... WHO WANTS TO LICK A RED PANDA'S BUTTHOLE? UWU

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

RyokoTK posted:

It's hard to top the John Kitchin episode if you want good Kumquatting.

His reading of Michael Barrier's angry homophobic screed about Spongebob in "Not As Funny With The Sound Off" comes close.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I think it's This Ain't A XXX Podcast that has a good Kumquat rant where he gets all slobbery-sounding about "Andy San Dimas is sucking a cock, and sucking a cock, and sucking a cock!"

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Oh my god I completely forgot about this episode. Had to stifle a laugh at work just thinking about it.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

That Old Tree posted:

I think it's This Ain't A XXX Podcast that has a good Kumquat rant where he gets all slobbery-sounding about "Andy San Dimas is sucking a cock, and sucking a cock, and sucking a cock!"

I WANT EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD "ANAL" TO BE REPLACED WITH "MONSTER-COCKS!"

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I just remembered, this is also the one where he reads a One Direction fan's keyboard smashes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Angry Portaxx is my favorite Portaxx :allears:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Gimnbo posted:

fitness bros

I hope to god they read this!

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Radio Paranoia posted:

I hope to god they read this!

you don't start counting on sunday, it hasn't even been a day yet! :downs:

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Radio Paranoia posted:

I hope to god they read this!

It's a wonderful thread, I've seen it before, but its not the kind of thing that fits as well with our podcast format. It would take up too much of the episode and probably lose quite a bit of the humour in the process.

I loving love when Josh comes back in and tells them he was just loving with them, then people keep arguing with him so he dives right back in to it.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
That thread is an internet classic. Truly, the Who's on First of our generation.

I go back and read that poo poo about once a year. :allears:

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Radio Paranoia posted:

I hope to god they read this!

I didn't even have to click to know what that link was.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
Looking for some strange- looking for... fuh-fuhhuck.

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.
I should also point out that we could have actually recorded the workout every other day bit. My memory of what has happened in any given recording is 95% lost by the next morning.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

BootsRaingear posted:

I should also point out that we could have actually recorded the workout every other day bit. My memory of what has happened in any given recording is 95% lost by the next morning.

I'm guessing that's the only appropriate response to coping with some of the documents you've had to read.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Someone shouting "There is 7 days in a week, if you workout every other day, you work out 4 days a week, how hard is that to ****ing comprehend?!" and/or "Sunday-Saturday is only 6 days, do you have 6 days weeks where you live?" would make for excellent intros, since the thread is pretty hard to compact into a podcast reading without getting redundant or losing steam.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I mean, it's not like forum.bodybuilding.com lacks for other F-Plus content, you could do an episode about the entire forum and have that reading be part of it

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
You could alternately do a full or sizable reading of the thread as a Selected Short, like you experimented with a hundred and fifty episodes ago.

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

Alaois posted:

I mean, it's not like forum.bodybuilding.com lacks for other F-Plus content, you could do an episode about the entire forum and have that reading be part of it

Imagine a normal gym, full of crying and puking and screaming guys, as mentioned in one episode.

Then have that in website form.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I should point out we're only about 10 episodes away from the 200th episode, so maybe there'll be another episode of classics.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Pump it up with BODYBUILDERS

https://thefpl.us/episode/198

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Sweet! About to drive to the airport and was hoping I'd have a new episode to listen to on the way!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's a good sign when they can't even make it through the reader rollcall without cracking up.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Laughed harder at this episode than I have for a while. Good job.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
Recipes, gay panic, and poetry, what more could you want from one episode?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


And the return of the Porno Update! Brought to you by Squarespace!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Remember when fish jello was gross? Anyone else nostalgic for those days?

(And welcome back, Portaxx!)

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Dec 21, 2015

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

I had no idea that I would be so glad to hear about people having carb nightmares again.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



I'M-A PA-PA GEE-OS

I HAD A SERIOUS-A PORBLEM TODAY

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

One of the funniest episodes in a long time. Also the first one Portaxx has been on in a while. Coincidence?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Moon Slayer posted:

One of the funniest episodes in a long time. Also the first one Portaxx has been on in a while. Coincidence?

Nope. Portaxx makes everything better.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
It's a Portaxx episode without righteous indignation, so it's very funny.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
Whaaat, Portaxx being righteously indignant while everyone else is just laughing jadedly is hilarious.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
The Mars Colonization episode is a kinda "meh" one made great by Portaxx's reactions to people going "I'll draw the fanart of the mission! :downs:"

The Offbeatr episode is a great episode made even better by the stinger at the end. "The successful projects are cartoon, cartoon, cartoon...-'GRRRR'"

The Pokegirls episode speaks for itself at this point.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

dijon du jour posted:

The Mars Colonization episode is a kinda "meh" one
Hmm. Wrong.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

dijon du jour posted:

The Mars Colonization episode is a kinda "meh"

uh excuse me?

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Lumbermouth posted:

And the return of the Porno Update! Brought to you by Squarespace!

I fuckin' love the fake ad stuff

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Now, Audible is not a law firm, but they also don't sell delicious healthy snacks, delivered to your front door.

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