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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Comparing Trump to a tornado, the New Yorker has this to say about the joyful tortoise: drat
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:My interpretation of what Carson was trying to say was less "We should indiscriminately massacre children in Syria" and more "ISIS needs to be decisively destroyed and doing that will be a messy and painful job." and he isn't really a good enough public speaker to get the analogy he tried to use across in a way that doesn't lend itself to ignorant mocking. Maybe it would have worked better if he'd likened the current approach to dealing with ISIS to peeling a bandage off of a particularly hairy arm, and while yanking the bandage off really hard will cause a lot of pain and peel some innocent hairs along with it, it's a better approach than cautiously picking at it a millimeter at a time. Yes we should bomb with abandon regardless of civilian casualties. gently caress you.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:¡Jeb! news addendum: Fantastic work... Just... amazing stuff.
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and this is why some dumbasses on the left will vote for trump, because of the tumblr retards like this. Top Bunk Wanker posted:My interpretation of what Carson was trying to say was less "We should indiscriminately massacre children in Syria" and more "ISIS needs to be decisively destroyed and doing that will be a messy and painful job." and he isn't really a good enough public speaker to get the analogy he tried to use across in a way that doesn't lend itself to ignorant mocking. Maybe it would have worked better if he'd likened the current approach to dealing with ISIS to peeling a bandage off of a particularly hairy arm, and while yanking the bandage off really hard will cause a lot of pain and peel some innocent hairs along with it, it's a better approach than cautiously picking at it a millimeter at a time. thats the vibe i got too.
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Phlegmish posted:Once the first guy on the far left started doing it the others basically had no choice.
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Peachstapler posted:Ben Carson believes sometimes kids have to die. By the thousands. Only then will their parents and extended families be deterred from spending every single day of rest of their lives preparing to revenge their childrens' deaths via suicide bombings. I read an article years ago about I think it may have been about Saddam Hussein, not sure, where his chauffeur had a fender-bender with a bus driver, and the strongman's boys went over and killed the bus driver for having the gall to not yield in traffic to him, and then killed his preadolescent son for good measure, and the article went on to explain that it was conventional middle-eastern strongman wisdom that you have to kill their sons too or they would grow up to avenge their father. Not saying this is true or false, just that he thinks it best that we emulate those tactics. Also, sons who have watched their fathers be humiliated during their childhoods seek to avenge them as adults, as one of the biggest reasons some young men choose to be terrorists. So it's the brutal conventional wisdom of Saddam Hussein or countless other dictators that he and his pals are seeking to emulate.
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If you click here, you can watch a video of Rand Paul speaking intercut with college girls screaming. He is referring to this as an 'epidemic' called
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SnakePlissken posted:I read an article years ago about I think it may have been about Saddam Hussein, not sure, where his chauffeur had a fender-bender with a bus driver, and the strongman's boys went over and killed the bus driver for having the gall to not yield in traffic to him, and then killed his preadolescent son for good measure, and the article went on to explain that it was conventional middle-eastern strongman wisdom that you have to kill their sons too or they would grow up to avenge their father. So what you're saying is George P Bush better watch his back?
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Joementum posted:Quote of the day, "The good thing about an executive order — I walk in sign, I don’t have to go through Congress" ~ Donald Trump He is absolutely going to make executive decisions the same way he chooses carpet patterns
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Bryter posted:So what you're saying is George P Bush better watch his back? Rather that he will run for president. Which was likely anyway, but since I Toxxed for Jeb getting the nom, I don't feel so great about my power of prediction any more. It's gonna be hamburger time for ol' Snake pretty soon here.
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Zas posted:He is absolutely going to make executive decisions the same way he chooses carpet patterns gay marriage is
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Cool cancan line.
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:My interpretation of what Carson was trying to say was less "We should indiscriminately massacre children in Syria" and more "ISIS needs to be decisively destroyed and doing that will be a messy and painful job." and he isn't really a good enough public speaker to get the analogy he tried to use across in a way that doesn't lend itself to ignorant mocking. Maybe it would have worked better if he'd likened the current approach to dealing with ISIS to peeling a bandage off of a particularly hairy arm, and while yanking the bandage off really hard will cause a lot of pain and peel some innocent hairs along with it, it's a better approach than cautiously picking at it a millimeter at a time. He's been a professional public speaker for over a decade. He doesn't deserve a pass for not knowing how to communicate. And if you've followed his speaking career, you know he's prone to bizarre, unusually-phrased and unforced episodes of homicidal ideation. There's a reason he bitches about political correctness non-stop - he's sick of getting criticized every time his legit, serious undiagnosed mental illness boils over and makes him say something really hosed up. There's a reason a now-banned unmedicated schizophrenic poster flocked to Ben Carson like a fly to poo poo.
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Zas posted:He is absolutely going to make executive decisions the same way he chooses carpet patterns
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:My interpretation of what Carson was trying to say was less "We should indiscriminately massacre children in Syria" and more "ISIS needs to be decisively destroyed and doing that will be a messy and painful job." and he isn't really a good enough public speaker to get the analogy he tried to use across in a way that doesn't lend itself to ignorant mocking. Maybe it would have worked better if he'd likened the current approach to dealing with ISIS to peeling a bandage off of a particularly hairy arm, and while yanking the bandage off really hard will cause a lot of pain and peel some innocent hairs along with it, it's a better approach than cautiously picking at it a millimeter at a time. Probably right but I don't think being ignorant is a prerequisite for making fun of the book salesman who only started reading about the middle east when his fake presidential campaign became a little too successful. I know exactly what he meant and I think he deserves a lot of scorn and ridicule for thinking a few weeks of homework (which his teacher said he's failing on) means he has any ground to lecture America on the good parts of human collateral damage.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:The Blaze with the story that the ¡Jeb! debate-watch party had WAY MORE than five people at it. Have a look for yourself--there's at least ten people there, not five! Good to know the Brooks Brothers Rioters are still on call
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Also, Joementum wasn't the only person to notice that every republican's plan for ISIS is exactly what the Obama administration is already doing. http://www.vox.com/2015/12/16/10296842/republican-debate-isis I'm assuming we'll get a flood of similar articles this week, and that likely republican voters will not care in the slightest. My assumptions have a 15 to 95% chance of being correct on the Nate Silver scale, with a margin for error of 26%.
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Joementum posted:Marco Stumps Trumpman "State goes easy on son's killer" refers to the fact that Trump is still leading in Florida.
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THA TITTY THRILLER posted:How have we gotten to a point where this is considered a bad quality in a leader of representative government? What is happening? The term "intellectual" is probably equated with "liberal elite" in the minds of a lot of the base who resent that there could be people thought of as smarter than them. Who needs anything besides good old-fashioned common sense?
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Do It Once Right posted:Also, Joementum wasn't the only person to notice that every republican's plan for ISIS is exactly what the Obama administration is already doing. I'm glad that the US is back to the whole just airstrikes and special forces stage of military escalation.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Yes we should bomb with abandon regardless of civilian casualties. gently caress you. If it wasn't for TopBunkWanker I wouldn't know what republicans had meant to say. I'm glad they're here.
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Peel posted:if there's a serious attempt to push christie then lol 
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Peel posted:if there's a serious attempt to push christie then lol This and iCarly's bumps are pretty obviously artificial and meant as a door opener in case either has what it takes to kill Trump.
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ABC reporter Jordyn Phelps on twitter says Fiorina confirmed she did not misspeak when she said the general (Keane) who retired in 2003 was forced into it for not agreeing with Obama.
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Pretty clear she doesn't understand what the term Commander in Chief actually means.
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Do It Once Right posted:Also, Joementum wasn't the only person to notice that every republican's plan for ISIS is exactly what the Obama administration is already doing. It's not the same at all. It doesn't include the part where we yell really loudly about how evil ISIS (and Islam generally) are, and that's really the important part. Unless you do the yelling properly, the magic spell doesn't work.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:ABC reporter Jordyn Phelps on twitter says Fiorina confirmed she did not misspeak when she said the general (Keane) who retired in 2003 was forced into it for not agreeing with Obama. I think you'll find that Fiorina is backed up by video evidence of a fully formed General Keane on the table, his heart beating, his legs kicking, while Obama says ‘We have to retire him to harvest his brain'.
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Palin plays word association https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBE...7PsxuvrGQnBOUPQ
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Yes we should bomb with abandon regardless of civilian casualties. gently caress you. You're very retarded.
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Joementum posted:Marco Stumps Trumpman Where else have I seen a photo of two hands spreading something open, a wedding ring, and a really happy looking fellow?
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Montasque posted:Fantastic work... Just... amazing stuff. I wonder if the Jeb! campaign has a Do Not Resuscitate clause?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Palin plays word association Hasn't her entire public speaking career been barely lucid word association?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Palin plays word association smoke pot and maybe have sex with (my association)
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:heh-heh *puts on hoodie* *smiles upside down*
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