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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*idles saturn missing most of its exhaust system into dealership*

bluebook on this bad boy is $4500

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Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
sure we had to take out a home equity loan on the house our family has owned for a few generations, but it was worth it. I nearly cried into my sparkling grape juice as I saw my daughter eating generic catering up there on the church social hall stage.

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

I REALLY like railroads. Let me show you 1267 pictures of a freight train crossing a bridge

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
I like living

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i claim to be a practitioner of an incredibly dangerous martial art but in fact have not been to karate class since I was 22

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

yard salad posted:

my car is filled with garbage, detritus, old CDs, all of which are covered in layers of moldy coffee and soda. It is an accurate reflection of my life

same except the cds belong to the previous owner

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Cat Face Joe posted:

i claim to be a practitioner of an incredibly dangerous martial art but in fact have not been to karate class since I was 22

I can still run through a planned routine that has no actual use unless my attacker is also following the routine

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

i claim to be a practitioner of an incredibly dangerous martial art but in fact have not been to karate class since I was 12

yeah but i got a black belt!

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Cat Face Joe posted:

*idles sega saturn on the "NiGHTs Into Dreams" start screen*

ebay on this bad boy is $450

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i just got Salesman of the Month, so my wife is taking us to T.G.I.Friday's for night out on the town

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
bonded leather is good enough

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
my parents are my roommates

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that's a sweet makita power drill you got there bob. i've only got my old piece of poo poo home depot one but i think i might get the milwaukee set for black friday.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
i tithe to the church.

really made me feel good when my money let them put up big screens in the lobby

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
i conceal carry a .22 target pistol

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010

Phoning It In posted:

i conceal carry

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Avoid huge iphone bills!!!
De-activate wi-fi assist (automatically uses cellular data when the wi-fi signal is weak).
1.Tap the Settings icon.
2.Click Cellular.
3.Scroll to the bottom and turn off “Wi-Fi Assist”

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

graph posted:

can't wait for the trans siberian orchestra concert. it's going to be epic

it was literally the most epic arena show ive ever seen. without a single shred of irony. i got comps in savage seats right under a flamethrower and there were like 3 finales and at one point the very stage itself lifted out like cherry pickers under the lead guitar and violin? and they flew over the arena like epic angels blasting sick metals under a kaleidoscope of the most elite stagecraft and pyrotechnics this planet has on offer.

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010

THC posted:

Avoid huge iphone bills!!!
De-activate wi-fi assist (automatically uses cellular data when the wi-fi signal is weak).
1.Tap the Settings icon.
2.Click Cellular.
3.Scroll to the bottom and turn off “Wi-Fi Assist”

excuse me whats the wifi password

what do you mean this place doesnt have wifi

oh maybe one of the routers in the apartments upstairs is using the default settings let me sit here and try them all

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I drink Pepsi

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



BONGHITZ posted:

I drink Pepsi

I'll have a coke

server: is pepsi ok

Yes

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

I'll have a coke

server: is pepsi ok

Yes

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Cat Face Joe posted:

I'll have a coke

server: is pepsi ok

Yes

Necronomoticon
Aug 14, 2007

Millennial 80's business guy
i have very specific preferences on my brand of fizzy sugar water. lacroix? yuck!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



*talking about ordering pizza with four other people*

i just want pepperoni and cheese

*is pressed about his selection*

FINE double cheese OK?

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Cat Face Joe posted:

I'll have a coke

server: is pepsi ok

Yes

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

pep.si redirects to pepsi.com, so if we could get someone at pepsi to set up an is subdomain, there could be http://is.pep.si/ok?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i'm glad i didn't win the raffle at the holiday party, i wouldn't have wanted to pay tax on an Apple Watch anyway

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the iphone automatically capitalizes apple watch. lomarf

I'm allowed to have an iphone itt because i bought the last gen, on a payment plan.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

As a Millennial I posted:

the iphone automatically capitalizes apple watch. lomarf

I'm allowed to have an iphone itt because i bought the last gen, on a payment plan.

i got that new thing from sprint where i can just have iphones for the rest of forever, its pretty cheap too

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
yeah, I've got some domain parking/SEO/ebay arbitage income streams on the side, once they take off im OUTTA HERE

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i can't afford whois privacy guard on my domain

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I like my android phone

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

BONGHITZ posted:

I like my fire phone

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i spent the last 15 years modifying the vbulletin source code

Plastic Snake
Mar 2, 2005
For Halloween or scaring people.

craisins posted:

i spent the last 15 years modifying the vbulletin source code

:five:

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

craisins posted:

i spent the last 15 years modifying the vbulletin source code

:vince:

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
I fly coach and hope to one day get enough miles to get into the first tier of membership programs!!

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Perplx posted:

bonded leather is good enough

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