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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Do over Ham posted:

That one-shot cost us a million dollars! :sassargh:

Nine hundred dollary-doos?! :australia:

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Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



DizzyBum posted:

Nine hundred dollary-doos?! :australia:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

That one-shot cost us a million dollars! :sassargh:

That's all right Do over Ham, it's just that we could have really used that 100,000 dollars :shobon:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


IMJack posted:

I call it "Jimmy and the Clone-a-saurus".

I didn't think it was physically possible but that title both sucks and blows.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

Nine hundred dollary-doos?! :australia:

That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister. :sassargh:


That's a spicy meatball! :sassargh:

Jerusalem posted:

That's all right Do over Ham, it's just that we could have really used that 100,000 dollars :shobon:

That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, ''I'm Worried, Need Money." :sassargh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, ''I'm Worried, Need Money." :sassargh:

I can't believe I'm living with an African American, a Semite American and a woman American! :gonk:

.....which I love! :ohdear:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

I can't believe I'm living with an African American, a Semite American and a woman American! :gonk:

.....which I love! :ohdear:

Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me.

Mr. Jimmy, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Mr. Jimmy, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me.

The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races! ;)

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races! ;)

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

...Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov-

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

DizzyBum posted:

Nine hundred dollary-doos?! :australia:

It was an emergency call from the international drainage commission in Springfield!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov-



I bent my wookie. :(

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


IMJack posted:

I bent my wookie. :(

Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their original display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it’s Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Deviant posted:

Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their original display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it’s Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie!

Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

York_M_Chan posted:

Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



...weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Deviant posted:

Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their original display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it’s Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie!

Luke be a Jedi tonight
Just be a Jedi tonight
Do it for Yoda
While we serve our guests a soda

Uh... and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks
And all the other puppets

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Luke be a Jedi tonight
Just be a Jedi tonight
Do it for Yoda
While we serve our guests a soda

Uh... and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks
And all the other puppets


Homer... Use... The... Forks

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Deviant posted:

I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov-



There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars IV-VII.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

jscolon2.0 posted:

There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars IV-VII.

They're butchering the classics! Could that bassoon have come in any more late?

In the Quebec dub of Bart the General, they replaced the American Revolution and WWII with other fictional "wars" from kids movies, because there is no such thing as a good war, and jingoism doesn't work as a joke...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars IV-VII.

Well, the goons have to learn about Tek Wars sooner or later.

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

TMMadman posted:

Well, the goons have to learn about Tek Wars sooner or later.

You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me.

All right, you heard the man. One grenade each. :sassargh:

York_M_Chan posted:

Mr. Jimmy, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers. :sassargh:

Come on, York_M_Chan, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero...I want to live, York_M_Chan! Won't you let me live? Won't you please?! :sassargh:

TMMadman posted:

Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man.

Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you'll be there. :sassargh:

Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there. :sassargh:

Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there. :sassargh:

Deviant posted:

I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov-



You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long-distance! :sassargh:


Do you even know who I am? :sassargh:

Instant Sunrise posted:

You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?

Futurama thread is that-a-way, man! :sassargh:

Or...

Uh, oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. :sassargh:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Do over Ham posted:

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers. :sassargh:

Do Over Ham, please! How often can I see a movie of this quality on late night TV?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Do you even know who I am? :sassargh:

No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.

The cat want's something but I don't know what.

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jorghnassen posted:


In the Quebec dub of Bart the General, they replaced the American Revolution and WWII with other fictional "wars" from kids movies, because there is no such thing as a good war, and jingoism doesn't work as a joke...

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn

Beer it is!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The Nastier Nate posted:

The cat want's something but I don't know what.



Honey, we don't need to drive 400 miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat's nails.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn

As French Canadians, they don't believe in refunds or exploiting animals for entertainment.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn

Anyone can miss Canada! All tucked away down there...

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

IMJack posted:

Anyone can miss Canada! All tucked away down there...

Uh... Uh.. Ooh! Look at that headline! "Canada To Hold Referendum." Sorry, IMJack. Can't talk now.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



DrBouvenstein posted:

Honey, we don't need to drive 400 miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat's nails.

I've got rocks that need cleaning at home! :mad:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.

:gonk: I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Class3KillStorm posted:

:gonk: I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!

You know how some people are chocoholics? Well, I'm an alcoholic!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

PT6A posted:

You know how some people are chocoholics? Well, I'm an alcoholic!

Sure thing, Giant Beer!

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Root Bear posted:

Sure thing, Giant Beer!



I'm way too drunk to drive!

...wait a minute... I shouldn't be listening to me, I'm drunk!

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