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Do over Ham posted:That one-shot cost us a million dollars! Nine hundred dollary-doos?!
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DizzyBum posted:Nine hundred dollary-doos?!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:10 |
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Do over Ham posted:That one-shot cost us a million dollars! That's all right Do over Ham, it's just that we could have really used that 100,000 dollars
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:17 |
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IMJack posted:I call it "Jimmy and the Clone-a-saurus". I didn't think it was physically possible but that title both sucks and blows.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 08:27 |
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DizzyBum posted:Nine hundred dollary-doos?! That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister. That's a spicy meatball! Jerusalem posted:That's all right Do over Ham, it's just that we could have really used that 100,000 dollars That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, ''I'm Worried, Need Money."
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:28 |
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Do over Ham posted:That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, ''I'm Worried, Need Money." I can't believe I'm living with an African American, a Semite American and a woman American! .....which I love!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:43 |
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Jerusalem posted:I can't believe I'm living with an African American, a Semite American and a woman American! Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 13:57 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me. Mr. Jimmy, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 16:20 |
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York_M_Chan posted:Mr. Jimmy, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history. Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 17:02 |
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IMJack posted:The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 17:43 |
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Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. ...Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 19:46 |
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I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov-
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 19:59 |
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DizzyBum posted:Nine hundred dollary-doos?! It was an emergency call from the international drainage commission in Springfield!
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Deviant posted:I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov- I bent my wookie.
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 20:58 |
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IMJack posted:I bent my wookie. Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their original display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it’s Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie!
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Deviant posted:Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their original display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it’s Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie! Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 21:44 |
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York_M_Chan posted:Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 21:55 |
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...weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
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# ? Dec 16, 2015 23:01 |
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Deviant posted:Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their original display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it’s Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie! Luke be a Jedi tonight Just be a Jedi tonight Do it for Yoda While we serve our guests a soda Uh... and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks And all the other puppets
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 00:15 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Luke be a Jedi tonight Homer... Use... The... Forks
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 02:04 |
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Deviant posted:I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars IV-VII.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 04:22 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars IV-VII. They're butchering the classics! Could that bassoon have come in any more late? In the Quebec dub of Bart the General, they replaced the American Revolution and WWII with other fictional "wars" from kids movies, because there is no such thing as a good war, and jingoism doesn't work as a joke...
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 04:36 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and Star Wars IV-VII. Well, the goons have to learn about Tek Wars sooner or later.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 04:38 |
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TMMadman posted:Well, the goons have to learn about Tek Wars sooner or later. You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 05:01 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Good god. Jerusalem, I support, you know, any prejudice you can name but this hero phobia sickens me. All right, you heard the man. One grenade each. York_M_Chan posted:Mr. Jimmy, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history. Come on, York_M_Chan, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls. I'm sick of eating hoagies. I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero...I want to live, York_M_Chan! Won't you let me live? Won't you please?! TMMadman posted:Wherever injustice shows its ugly face, I will be there, for I am the Pie Man. Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you'll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there. Deviant posted:I'm sorry, I've been a bit too busy to quote the Simpsons what with this new mov- You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long-distance! Do you even know who I am? Instant Sunrise posted:You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans? Futurama thread is that-a-way, man! Or... Uh, oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 08:20 |
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Do over Ham posted:
Do Over Ham, please! How often can I see a movie of this quality on late night TV?
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:29 |
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Do over Ham posted:Do you even know who I am? No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:44 |
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TMMadman posted:No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now. The cat want's something but I don't know what.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:33 |
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Jorghnassen posted:
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:09 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn Beer it is!
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The Nastier Nate posted:The cat want's something but I don't know what. Honey, we don't need to drive 400 miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat's nails.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 22:59 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn As French Canadians, they don't believe in refunds or exploiting animals for entertainment.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:07 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house ... Montreal Morn Anyone can miss Canada! All tucked away down there...
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:10 |
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IMJack posted:Anyone can miss Canada! All tucked away down there... Uh... Uh.. Ooh! Look at that headline! "Canada To Hold Referendum." Sorry, IMJack. Can't talk now.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:23 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Honey, we don't need to drive 400 miles to clean animals. You can stay right here and give the dog a bath. Or trim the cat's nails. I've got rocks that need cleaning at home!
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:58 |
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TMMadman posted:No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now. I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol!
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Class3KillStorm posted:I'm a rageaholic! I just can't live without rageahol! You know how some people are chocoholics? Well, I'm an alcoholic!
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PT6A posted:You know how some people are chocoholics? Well, I'm an alcoholic! Sure thing, Giant Beer!
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Root Bear posted:Sure thing, Giant Beer! I'm way too drunk to drive! ...wait a minute... I shouldn't be listening to me, I'm drunk!
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