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Thats racist, I am a native american.
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LingcodKilla posted:Tender Child Loins is possibly the most disturbing username I've noticed in a while. Nope! Posted in a random username change thread years ago and EPG changed it to TCL. Better than being just another Hot Dog Day. 
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I'd rather be a hot dog. Hot dogs yummy.
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I am goign to post my picture in this thread extraordinarily soon
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Minimalist Program posted:I am goign to post my picture in this thread extraordinarily soon We await it with baited breath.
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Minimalist Program posted:I am goign to post my picture in this thread extraordinarily soon 
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Minimalist Program posted:I am goign to post my picture in this thread extraordinarily soon 
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Snatch Duster posted:Thats racist, I am a native american.
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Owls are so neat.
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Can I just say firstly there is no such thing as a good beard. The only people who are allowed beards are: 1) People from the past who have accidentally travelled forward in time, and can't comprehend our society 2) Wizards 3) Homeless people, even if they live in a library 4) Anyone who owns a Harley 5) Mega-wizards If you have a beard and you're not one of the things on that list you are probably a terrorist, or worse, a millennial. Can I also just say I actually really enjoy shaving? I use a old school safety razor so it's actually a blade against my face and the only reason I don't use a straight razor is its way too much effort to maintain. I actually enjoy just concentrating on doing something that takes some skill and concentration to do properly (i.e. Get baby smooth skin with no shadow and not cut yourself once) where people aren't going to interrupt you. I also use the time to sort my thoughts, plan out my day, and ask myself important questions like: What am I doing with my life? And Seriously, you're getting ready for work right now and all you can think is its pointless drudge.Why aren't you a fighter pilot or an engineer or a army general like you wanted to be when you were a kid? Or Is that a grey hair? It is, poo poo! Well at least I still have all my hair, my dad was going bald by this age.
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Didn't read but here's a life hack: If you want to appeal to goons, follow goons' advice on personal grooming. If this is not a priority for you, disregard their advice. (I'll post a pic as soon as the glue on the cogs I affixed to my homburg has dried.)
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Jerry Cotton posted:Didn't read but here's a life hack: If I want to learn how to suck the best dick this side West of the Missisippi though I'll come straight to you.
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I'm not West of Mississippi.
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You most certainly are from any given point in the globe.
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LingcodKilla posted:You most certainly are from any given point in the globe. I'm the moon.
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Globular pale round person who hangs out by xeself? Believable.
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Xirself shitlord
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oldpainless posted:Xirself shitlord Is that a character in the new Star Trek?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Is that a character in the new Star Trek? Star Wars. I think hes a dyslexic sith lord.
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John Big Booty posted:So was the actor. You think i don't know that you loving bigot
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Kitchner posted:Can I just say firstly there is no such thing as a good beard. The only people who are allowed beards are: Hold the phone there, Mister Trump...you already came after the Muslims and Hispanics, leave us time-traveling motorcycle wizards out of your goddamn vernacular 
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Kitchner posted:Can I just say firstly there is no such thing as a good beard. The only people who are allowed beards are: I don't ride a Harley, can I keep my beard? 
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I grow a beard because I hate shaving. I do wet shaving so that when I DO shave it's actually enjoyable and awesome amd is a really close shave. But I hate having to set time aside for it. So shut up Kitchner is what I'm saying.  (I'm a wizard)
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I can't believe you're all still talking about beards
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Digital_Jesus posted:I don't ride a Harley, can I keep my beard? No, you millennial terrorist bastard!
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Jastiger posted:I grow a beard because I hate shaving. I do wet shaving so that when I DO shave it's actually enjoyable and awesome amd is a really close shave. But I hate having to set time aside for it. So shut up Kitchner is what I'm saying. So you're lazy AKA a millennial. My theory can never be proved wrong. Well, unless there is some sort of Hyper-wizard... but that would be ridiculous.
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Kitchner posted:Can I just say firstly there is no such thing as a good beard. The only people who are allowed beards are: 6) Lumberjacks.
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Bloody Cat Farm posted:I can't believe you're all still talking about beards It's a clerical error. We were supposed to be talking about bread this week.
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Throwing my With:  Without: 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Throwing my what's the deal with the black blob on your beard
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Hogge Wild posted:what's the deal with the black blob on your beard 
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Hogge Wild posted:what's the deal with the black blob on your beard 
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Hogge Wild posted:what's the deal with the black blob on your beard 
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Mr.Bob posted:6) Lumberjacks. That's a good point actually. If you're a lumberjack (a proper one not one that drives a machine) you also get a pass
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Wow Dr. Bouv you just got owned
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Hogge Wild posted:what's the deal with the black blob on your beard Ohhh poo poo
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Hogge Wild posted:what's the deal with the black blob on your beard I like that the photos are with and without the beard too.
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