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Azhais posted:Next week: Febreeze is fired for not being able to keep up this 200k views/hour pace that upper management now expects He's already started on the Hillary Clinton versions.
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Dec 17, 2015 20:32
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Let's see, how could I commission the most awful thing imaginable that could cause this to turn into a shitstorm. Hillary as Goodell trying to suspend Brady-Trump but they're being protected by truth and justice. Make it happen Febreeze, the check is in the mail. Second commission: Bernie Sanders scoring a touchdown over all the entire Republican candidates and giving the ball to the poor and needy in the stands.
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Dec 17, 2015 20:32
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Febreeze posted:My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours I love this so much. Wish it was the dick logos, but I guess they're pretty interchangeable with Trump 
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Dec 17, 2015 20:37
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Hillary has little to no search visibility dudes. Trump is by far the highest, with Bernie Sanders a distant second.
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Dec 17, 2015 20:43
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I think it is time for Febreeze to finally draw the NFL logos as female genitalia.
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Dec 17, 2015 20:47
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Oh someone is now being posted by the Schef very nice David.
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Dec 17, 2015 20:51
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Uh Febreeze you already did this one http://uproxx.com/ksk/2015/04/nfl-logos-as-butts/
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Dec 17, 2015 20:56
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Spoeank posted:Uh Febreeze you already did this one should have linked the Dick logos instead, 5/10 whypick1 posted:Remember us little people when you're sitting in that ivory tower, OK? You guys all say this every time I get a viral hit and I'm still here procrastinating with you. I love you all too much.
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Dec 17, 2015 21:06
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Febreeze posted:My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours  e: In retrospect it's obvious, but nobody else did it but you. 
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Dec 17, 2015 21:19
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Febreeze posted:I love you all too much. No takesies backsies!
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Dec 17, 2015 21:25
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Chichevache posted:No takesies backsies! I love even you, Chiche, even you. Seriously I would not be in this position with this job if it weren't for goons in the first place, you guys are the best
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Dec 17, 2015 21:28
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No Butt Stuff posted:I expect it to make it's way in JT Jags avatar. Every time Fbreeze makes a new set, JT just sighs and opens his wallet
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Dec 17, 2015 21:28
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Rovell just tweeted it. I don't know how to feel about that. Actually I do. I feel dirty. it at least does mean the story is circulating amongst the ESPN office Azhais posted:And yet he isn't being retweeted by Lowtax I doubt Lowtax knows I exist tucked away in this corner of the site Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 21:52
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Suspect Bucket posted:Every time Fbreeze makes a new set, JT just sighs and opens his wallet And yet he isn't being retweeted by Lowtax
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Dec 17, 2015 21:53
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Febreeze posted:Rovell just tweeted it. I don't know how to feel about that. This is huge. Now, to read the Rovell comments, because those are always interesting. Edit: Noel Purcell @NamelessRanger 12m12 minutes ago .@darrenrovell he'd tell you to eat a loving bag of glass you dollar bill humping fuckboy #MakeDarrenRovellEatABagOfGlassIn2015
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Dec 17, 2015 21:54
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fuckboy really is an underrated insult
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Febreeze posted:Rovell just tweeted it. I don't know how to feel about that. Actually I do. I feel dirty. Now you just need to be RT'd by Bayless and Cowherd and you can feel forever unclean.
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Dec 17, 2015 21:58
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Febreeze posted:My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours Congratulations
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Dec 17, 2015 22:00
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Two different people in my facebook feed shared it. Thats nuts.
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Febreeze posted:Trump Logos Was it too soon to have the fan wearing a Jovan Belcher jersey?
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Two different people in my facebook feed shared it. Thats nuts.
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Dec 17, 2015 22:27
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wandler20 posted:This is huge. I just found a new account to follow
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Dec 17, 2015 23:15
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I just got bucco Trump texted to me by three different people lol
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Dec 17, 2015 23:25
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Man, this poo poo's going around fast. I've already seen an article that was just all your images ripped off with a different header.
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Dec 17, 2015 23:28
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Suspect Bucket posted:Every time Fbreeze makes a new set, JT just sighs and opens his wallet  The next jags one should just be a gif of JT Jags wallet blowing its brains out, but instead if blood it's a wad of coins that just falls on the ground.
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Dec 17, 2015 23:46
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CES is coming up soon so there'll be search juice for that the first full week of January. NFL team mascots as lovely consumer electronic gadgets might be uninteresting, but would get hits.
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Dec 17, 2015 23:47
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Awesome to see Febreeze! Hopefully they'll show them on Sportscenter. Or, send them to MSNBC. 
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Dec 17, 2015 23:48
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Suspect Bucket posted:Every time Fbreeze makes a new set, JT just sighs and opens his wallet I might just have to switch them up soon
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Dec 18, 2015 00:00
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Febreeze is the coolest dude
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Febreeze get in touch with PFTCommenter and see if he can get Trump to sign one of your Trump team pics Unleash chaos
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Dec 18, 2015 00:23
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Febreeze posted:I love even you, Chiche, even you. You'll hear from my lawyer, he'd like to discuss royalties.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Febreeze get in touch with PFTCommenter and see if he can get Trump to sign one of your Trump team pics Which team does Trump support anyway? I assume it's the Jets or Giants, right? Or probably the Cowboys.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:13
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Which team does Trump support anyway? I assume it's the Jets or Giants, right? Or probably the Cowboys. the Generals
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Dec 18, 2015 01:28
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Ross Angeles posted:the Generals supported them right into infinity.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:29
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'Grats on the USAToday plug
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Dec 18, 2015 01:32
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Yooge if true.
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Ahaha, Trump really does = ratings no matter what the medium or subject.
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