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Holy poo poo Barry got in on the Wu Tang heist.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:@samsteinhp: Senior Adm Official says the upcoming State of The Union will be a "non traditional speech" "I've just one more year of this poo poo. gently caress you all." -Barack Obama
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Dec 18, 2015 00:28
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Holy poo poo Barry got in on the Wu Tang heist. This is seriously what I'm hoping for. Like he just gets up before congress and plays the album.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:31
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If he goes up to the rostrum, points to DJ Diamond Joe to cue the beat, and just starts dropping sick battle rhymes on the GOP I would be impressed.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:35
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Obama is going to spoil Star Wars.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:42
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Obama is going to spoil Star Wars. Han dies, but I bet it's doing something noble and not like hitting a star while making the kessel run.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:45
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Holy poo poo Barry got in on the Wu Tang heist. Man, that would be the loving best!
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Dec 18, 2015 00:46
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Whoa, did anyone make a joke about how that guy that got arrested is the same dude that bought the Wu-Tang album yet?
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Dec 18, 2015 00:48
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Wabbit posted:Whoa, did anyone make a joke about how that guy that got arrested is the same dude that bought the Wu-Tang album yet? No, now's your big chance buddy
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Dec 18, 2015 00:49
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Obama shows up wearing an I Stand With Bronsolini shirt and announces hes declaring the Wu Tang Clan enemy combatants.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:54
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MariusLecter posted:It's never too late to clone/time travel up William T. Sherman. 
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Dec 18, 2015 01:05
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paranoid randroid posted:Obama shows up wearing an I Stand With Bronsolini shirt and announces hes declaring the Wu Tang Clan enemy combatants. 
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Dec 18, 2015 01:06
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zoux posted:That heist clause is made up right? I don't see why it would have to be fake. You can put anything you want in a contract, doesn't mean it's enforceable.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:09
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apparently glenn beck denounced trump i never thought i'd be happy about a sentence containing the words "glenn beck"
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Dec 18, 2015 01:19
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FAUXTON posted:I hope this fuckface is roasted on the news show circuit all day and then roasted again on the night show circuit before being laughed at by his cellmates for being a big-talking shithead. If the world was truly just, he'd end up in gently caress Me In The rear end prison and get AIDS, after the feds confiscated all/most of his money.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:21
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Rhesus Pieces posted:@samsteinhp: Senior Adm Official says the upcoming State of The Union will be a "non traditional speech" Well, the traditional speech is a preview of that year's budget ask, which would be a waste of time. Hopefully "non-traditional" also means there won't be any callouts to struggling middle class families sitting in the First Lady's section.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:31
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Moktaro posted:If the world was truly just, he'd end up in gently caress Me In The rear end prison and get AIDS, after the feds confiscated all/most of his money. Yes to the confiscation, nah to the HIV/rape.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:32
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Joementum posted:Hopefully "non-traditional" also means there won't be any callouts to struggling middle class families sitting in the First Lady's section. Other way around. It'll be a speech that consists of rapping interleaved with long, Thriller-like spoken callouts/breakdowns voiced by Joe Biden.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:42
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Oh wow they already posted the text of Obama's "non-traditional" State of the Union speech
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Dec 18, 2015 01:47
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Joementum posted:Oh wow they already posted the text of Obama's "non-traditional" State of the Union speech
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Dec 18, 2015 01:48
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Joementum posted:Oh wow they already posted the text of Obama's "non-traditional" State of the Union speech  You're a national treasure, Joe.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:48
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Rhesus Pieces posted:@samsteinhp: Senior Adm Official says the upcoming State of The Union will be a "non traditional speech"  He is either going to Bulworth or Ozymandias Christmas is going to be in Janurary 
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Dec 18, 2015 01:49
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Obama is going to stage a simulated mass shooting during the speech just to see how all the Republicans like it.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:03
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Obama will announce that as of an hour ago, he instructed a team to conduct a raid that has killed John Isis.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:11
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Id be happy if he just yelled at the GOP and warned America about fascism and anti Islam sentiment.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:12
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I hope it's this speech 
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Dec 18, 2015 02:13
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Luigi Thirty posted:Augusta County, VA had to close all its schools tomorrow because of the volume of complaints and threats received after some right-wing rag posted that there was going to be a FORCED CONVERSION TO ISLAM (using the shahada as an example of Arabic calligraphy) at schools there. Im confused, what exactly were they objecting to? That looking at Arabic calligraphy that the kids probably can't even read would magically convert them to Islam against their will? Do these people really think Islam is a form of evil sorcery? This would kinda explain their dumbass belief that lining the street with severed pigs heads will form a protective anti-Muslim barrier around the neighborhood and that shooting bacon-dipped bullets at Muslims sends them to hell instantly. gently caress these people are imbeciles and they're reveling in it.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:15
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Same but this one
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Dec 18, 2015 02:15
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All people entering the USA will now have to eat 2 (two) slices of bacon.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:16
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Rhesus Pieces posted:Do these people really think Islam is a form of evil sorcery? Yes.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:16
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Rhesus Pieces posted:Im confused, what exactly were they objecting to? That looking at Arabic calligraphy that the kids probably can't even read would magically convert them to Islam against their will? In Obama's America, children can study koran in school but not the bible or torah. That just ain't right. euphronius posted:All people entering the USA will now have to eat 2 (two) slices of bacon. *does not apply to Israeli passport holders.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:16
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Joementum posted:Well, the traditional speech is a preview of that year's budget ask, which would be a waste of time. Turns out, Obama will be delivering a Powerpoint presentation to the Congress.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:23
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QuoProQuid posted:Turns out, Obama will be delivering a Powerpoint presentation to the Congress. I think Obama would prefer Prezi.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:23
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QuoProQuid posted:Turns out, Obama will be delivering a Powerpoint presentation to the Congress. Hope it has many stupid charts.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:24
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QuoProQuid posted:Turns out, Obama will be delivering a Powerpoint presentation to the Congress. Already did that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i85haOoK5os&t=14s
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Dec 18, 2015 02:27
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Rhesus Pieces posted:gently caress these people are imbeciles and they're reveling in it. We must find strength in ideology This is a global struggle
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Dec 18, 2015 02:28
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My Imaginary GF posted:I think Obama would prefer Prezi. "Hello, my name is Barack H. Obama, and I will be presenting on the State of the Union." Obama clicks his remote. A pixelated map of the United States swings wildly into view. On each state, there is a bullet point in a barely readable font.
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Dec 18, 2015 02:29
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DemeaninDemon posted:Hope it has many stupid charts. The world can never have enough Floor Charts.
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Rygar201 posted:The world can never have enough Floor Charts.  
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