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Postal Parcel posted:Sorry for this, one more from NAF(friendly) because it's so bonkers But how does the cop even know the number of that random girl's mobile phone. Something is fishy here.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:29 |
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EmmyOk posted:A valiant attempt to be the most retarded person in this thread. I have a rubiks cube that I can solve in about a minute. I enjoy solving it over and over because I'm a generally fidgety person and it keeps me from using my cell phone incessantly, and I find it relaxing. I am not, however, part of some "cuber culture" nor was I aware this kind of thing existed. I was solving it on the subway when a teenager pulled out his own cube and solved it in a few seconds. I thought it was cool and smiled at him, but he gave me a look like I was a really aggressive homeless person and ignored me.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:39 |
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Well with those poor cubing skills, no wonder he despised you.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:42 |
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Cubers? More like squares.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:43 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Thinking the son wanted to bang her was the best part last time this showed up. While this did not happen in any universe, it is possible for the door of a classroom to be considered in the 'back' if the blackboard is on the opposite side of the room. I had several classrooms like that in high school.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 14:20 |
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Postal Parcel posted:
shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: "there was no fooling me"
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:20 |
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At least with NAR you don't get people helpfully pointing out the punchline and/or expressing how hilarious they found it
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:27 |
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Tbf, when I used to be a server, any special messages we had to write in for the kitchen (ie: ***peanut allergy***, etc) would show up on the receipt. There were more than a few people who got in trouble for the poo poo they would type into the computer for the kitchen to read.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:32 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Watch these girls teleport in Not Always Learning: And those girls, having been immediately dismissed as "ditzy" and made the butt of a practical joke for asking a science-related question, never considered entering a STEM field again.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:35 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:At least with NAR you don't get people helpfully pointing out the punchline and/or expressing how hilarious they found it Wow what a funny joke, love that fake generic "Asian" accent, so topical and true and witty
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 20:07 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:And those girls, having been immediately dismissed as "ditzy" and made the butt of a practical joke for asking a science-related question, never considered entering a STEM field again. They deserved it, having already made the unforgivable mistake of being dumb AND caring about their appearance
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:31 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Wow what a funny joke, love that fake generic "Asian" accent, so topical and true and witty But words don't have accent?
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:19 |
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Shayu posted:But words don't have accent? Don't be dense.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:59 |
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Why does a 'hairy omelette' sound like a euphemism for something.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 05:18 |
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MonoAus posted:Why does a 'hairy omelette' sound like a euphemism for something. Urban dictionary would suggest that it can be that!
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 05:22 |
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Lady Naga posted:Don't be dense. ???????
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 14:42 |
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Shayu posted:But words don't have accent? "Or he die", you know how those Asians talk! Like how Russians can never say the word "no" they can only say "nyet".
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 19:01 |
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Lady Naga posted:Don't be dense. I mean, that's Shayu's entire schtick though.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 19:31 |
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quote:share if this bothers you as much as it did me........ "Today was one of them days"
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:05 |
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Yeah don't engage Shayu he's a gimmick poster.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:12 |
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I never EVER shop at Wal-Mart, except if I need something real quick or don't want to pay too much for stuff I mean it's right there on the way home from work why would I drive across town for milk
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:13 |
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This made me think of you guys, can I post a clickhole link? Is it going to start an annoyed derail like whenever somebody posts a cracked link? http://www.clickhole.com/article/you-can-either-verify-whether-inspirational-story--1529 quote:Yes, you could slog through news sites looking for another source to corroborate this amazing story. But by then, one of your friends will probably have already posted this to Facebook, and he will be the one swimming in likes and comments instead of you. You can be the person who is always the first to share amazing stories like this one with your friends, or you can be the person who bumbles around the internet, looking to see if things are true or not.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 20:28 |
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OctoberBlues posted:
I like this one since the writer has absolutely no understanding of the constitutional freedoms the veteran supposedly fought to protect. I mean, even if it did happen, which it didn't, the guy still comes across as a completely ignorant moron. I laughed.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:26 |
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OctoberBlues posted:
I like how they pretend how it's a story about a veteran but really it's about how dare this muslim scum show her muslimity.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:28 |
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davidspackage posted:I like how they pretend how it's a story about a veteran but really it's about how dare this muslim scum show her muslimity. These stories about veterans never have the picture of the veteran, oddly enough.
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# ? Dec 18, 2015 22:45 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This made me think of you guys, can I post a clickhole link? Is it going to start an annoyed derail like whenever somebody posts a cracked link? I just want you to know that you're one of my favorite mods.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 02:04 |
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Aw, thank you so much!
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 02:06 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Aw, thank you so much! Tosses a handful of prime seed mix your direction.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 11:06 |
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Samizdata posted:Tosses a handful of prime seed mix your direction. Nutriberries.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:00 |
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yay also, content! Stupid, stupid content.quote:
quote:R-Word Is R-Rated quote:Making False Bald Statements
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:23 |
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Me: “Oh for the love of… that is the head keeper’s personal favorite animal! Desist!”
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:40 |
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THESE STORIES MAKE ME ANGRY IRL
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:43 |
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HOW THE gently caress CAN YOU EVEN THINK THEY ARE ANYTHING BUT loving MADE UP ?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:43 |
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I believed the part where the storyteller yelled DESIST and all the kids laughed at them.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:50 |
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"I want to show that my handicapped best friend (who totally exists, by the way) shouldn't be belittled and called "retarded" by having me speak for him to mean customers while he stands in the back bawling in my totally not made-up story!"
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 22:55 |
I'm still confused. Did a stinkbomb manage to scare the parrot? Did a bunch of kids do it somehow? Usually if they feel pissed off they just go inside their little shacks and sleep. Did this zoo not even have shelter for the animals?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 23:58 |
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I didn't even notice you were a mod until someone mentioned it
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 00:20 |
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I'm glad "sir" and "ma'am" are still in currency among today's service industry youth!
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 01:02 |
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Thesaurus posted:I'm glad "sir" and "ma'am" are still in currency among today's service industry youth! That's the weirdest thing you're seeing about these stories?
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 02:04 |
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Thesaurus posted:I'm glad "sir" and "ma'am" are still in currency among today's service industry youth! In the South they are.
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