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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

He's just so proud of it!

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

He's just so proud of it!



Daddy's just so proud of his little girl's first floorchart!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Flake is the perfect name for that fuckface.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Do these people really think Islam is a form of evil sorcery?

Look into your heart and you will find the answer. :)

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Oh my god. I was laughing until there were tears in my eyes at this and I don't know why. Thank you for this.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

He's just so proud of it!



Most Congressmen hope for cushy lobbying jobs after their terms. Flake is apparently hoping for a MAD writing job.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He's gonna say something other than "the state of our nation is strong" because literally no one in the US believes that.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

zoux posted:

He's gonna say something other than "the state of our nation is strong" because literally no one in the US believes that.

So Carter's Malaise Speech v2.0? :ohdear:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

He's gonna say something other than "the state of our nation is strong" because literally no one in the US believes that.

We are weak because we have forgotten what makes us strong. Who is one of our most beloved founders - Benjamin Franklin - one of the great scientists of his day. Look to either side of the chamber dais. E Pluribus Unum.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

zoux posted:

He's gonna say something other than "the state of our nation is strong" because literally no one in the US believes that.

We are troubled because he is not willing to kill terrorists fast enough.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

this, only with obama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDDnuZAL9ps

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ben Franklin thought magnets and electricity were separate phenomena

The discovery that they are one and the same changes our world even further and faster than the introduction of Europe to the Americas.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

My Imaginary GF posted:

We are troubled because he is not willing to kill terrorists fast enough.

Agreed, Christian terrorists have been wreaking havoc for too long

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
Obama should give one speech and one speech only.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Agreed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

I think you have the wrong video. I believe you meant this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

Do you think Obama has seen Star Wars yet?

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

My Imaginary GF posted:

I think you have the wrong video. I believe you meant this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

Do you think Obama has seen Star Wars yet?

wrong as always, MIGF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc1flR0LgwY

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

He's just so proud of it!



Has the printing office ever refused to print something because of how stupid it was?

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Has the printing office ever refused to print something because of how stupid it was?

A new spin on the gay couple and the fundamentalist baker

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!

:stare:

What the gently caress did I just watch?

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

AlternateNu posted:

:stare:

What the gently caress did I just watch?

I believe it's this thing called "a music video"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

I believe it's this thing called "a music video"

They used to air on MTV sometimes, I think?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




My Imaginary GF posted:

They used to air on MTV sometimes, I think?

inconceivable

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's Newt Gingrich wearing VR goggles in front of a giant picture Yoda.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Joementum posted:

Here's Newt Gingrich wearing VR goggles in front of a giant picture Yoda.



Joe you can't just post such powerful images without some kind of warning

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Do these people really think Islam is a form of evil sorcery?

Yes.

In Blaine, Minnesota, a high school's winter choir concert is going to include a Ramadan song in Arabic. The concert also includes Christian hymns, Jewish songs, and a rousing chorus of Hallelujah. Singing such an Islamic song would be "insensitive" or "promoting a religion of hatred" depending on who you ask and so it has been made optional if a student is uncomfortable. People are still mega-pissed though.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Joementum posted:

Here's Newt Gingrich wearing VR goggles in front of a giant picture Yoda.



That's no moonbase...

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Luigi Thirty posted:

Yes.

In Blaine, Minnesota, a high school's winter choir concert is going to include a Ramadan song in Arabic. The concert also includes Christian hymns, Jewish songs, and a rousing chorus of Hallelujah. Singing such an Islamic song would be "insensitive" or "promoting a religion of hatred" depending on who you ask and so it has been made optional if a student is uncomfortable. People are still mega-pissed though.

And in Augusta County, VA, a geography teacher's lesson on calligraphy asked students to try to copy the Shahada. The news went national, and now the school district has received enough threats that they've had to cancel class.

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

I don't want this to be brushed over, because what. the gently caress. This is loving unbelievable. This is the dumbest thing that has happened all year. I can't even describe how angry this makes me. I can't.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES


article. Sorry it's Buzzfeed.

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Rochallor posted:

I don't want this to be brushed over, because what. the gently caress. This is loving unbelievable. This is the dumbest thing that has happened all year. I can't even describe how angry this makes me. I can't.

Dang, didn't see it posted earlier. But yes. These are people threatening to murder children for being exposed to Arabic calligraphy.

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

Rochallor posted:

I don't want this to be brushed over, because what. the gently caress. This is loving unbelievable. This is the dumbest thing that has happened all year. I can't even describe how angry this makes me. I can't.

I've been out that way a few times (I live in Richmond) and as soon as I saw it was Staunton I knew exactly what to expect. Some parts of this country aren't ready for prime time.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

i can't believe Bernie Sanders is fuckign dead

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GalacticAcid posted:



article. Sorry it's Buzzfeed.

Oopsie. Welp, gg Bern.

The worst part about this is it probably isn't even his fault and he didn't use it at all. But idk, maybe I'm not cynical enough about politicians? :shrug:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

i can't believe Bernie Sanders is fuckign dead

Didn't you post this about Martin Shkreli earlier?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

FAUXTON posted:

Didn't you post this about Martin Shkreli earlier?

I don't think so :confused:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FAUXTON posted:

Didn't you post this about Martin Shkreli earlier?

Rule of 3s man

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Yes.

In Blaine, Minnesota, a high school's winter choir concert is going to include a Ramadan song in Arabic. The concert also includes Christian hymns, Jewish songs, and a rousing chorus of Hallelujah. Singing such an Islamic song would be "insensitive" or "promoting a religion of hatred" depending on who you ask and so it has been made optional if a student is uncomfortable. People are still mega-pissed though.

Keep in mind that Blaine is in the district that brought you Michelle Bachmann AND a high suicide rate of LGBT students in their school district around the turn of the decade.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

GalacticAcid posted:



article. Sorry it's Buzzfeed.

This is the gift which keeps on giving.

Some $1800/month field guy just killed the Sanders campaign.

So loving funny. Remember folks, gently caress field. gently caress field and don't look at other campaigns' data on your loving laptop without VPN'ing into another campaign first.

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I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
So basically, Sanders campaign doesn't have access to any voter data except the paper copies that their field managers have scattered around their offices.

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