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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

What the hell is this? I don't speak.

Locking your players up and keeping them away from the media/the outside/etc.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gigi Galli posted:

Locking your players up and keeping them away from the media/the outside/etc.

Oh, yeah that poo poo's dumb. It should be encouraged really.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Soulex posted:

What the hell is this? I don't speak.

What GG said. It was a common practice in Brazil in the 60s(?), 70s, and 80s and it has continued to be used by some teams to this day to varying degrees (in Brazil and other countries). I don't know if Brazil invented the practice but they sure as heck were the most serious about it. Some interesting quotes.

quote:

Sócrates --- together with his team-mate Wladimir --- rose up against the club hierarchy. They organised their footballing colleagues into a utopian socialist cell, called Corinthians Democracy, which took control of all the decisions that would affect them. 'We decided everything by consensus,' says Sócrates. 'It was simple things, like "What time will we have lunch?" We would suggest, say, three options and we would vote on it. And the majority decision was accepted. Problems hardly existed. there are only problems if there are confrontations of opinion. And there weren't any. Everything was voted on.'

But it was not just 'simple things'. Corinthians Democracy voted to print 'vote on the fifteenth' on the backs of their shirts in the run-up to elections on 15 November 1982. The elections --- for federal deputies, senators, governors and mayors --- were one of the first steps towards ending the dictatorship.

Sócrates' comrades also challenged the 'concentração', which is part of Brazilian footballing culture that is perhaps the greatest affront to players' liberties. The word means 'concentração' in the military sense, of 'bringing together troops'. It is usual for Brazilian clubs to insist that before every match --- no matter how important --- the team must sleep in a hotel, often for several days at a time. The reasoning behind it is that players are now grown-up enough to look after themselves and must be supervised. 'Footballers are not mature enough to behave themselves before games without anyone supervising them,' argues the national coach Luiz Felipe Scolari. 'It's been proved that sex before a game isn't bad for you. But, for our players, they don't do things by halves. At home they behave more normally. Away from home, with their other sexual partners, they want to prove that they are the best lovers in the world. So they go carousing and tire themselves more, to the point that their performance on the pitch is affected.' The concentração may be paternalistic, he says, but it is for the players' own good.

'It took us six months to change the rules about the concentração,' explains Sócrates. 'This was the trickiest one. There was a certain fear, which remains until today --- that without the concentração some players feel exposed. But, ideologically speaking, concentração exists to lower a person's status. It's like: "You aren't worth anything. You are irresponsible. You need to be a prisoner." It's stupid. The better someone is feeling, the better he will play. It's obvious. And where do you feel better than in your own home?'

also

quote:

“It’s the opposite of empowering,” Paulo André, the Corinthians captain, complained before practice one day. “It takes away from your ability to grow as an individual, and make your own decisions, and know the difference between right and wrong. Because here everything is provided for you. You just breathe and walk. So when you go home you’re basically a little bit lost.” Paulo André is thirty, tall and lean, with tousled brown hair and contemplatively cultivated stubble—the intellectual of Brazilian soccer. “I wrote a book in nine months, three hours every day, during concentration,” he said. “I’ve watched every single TV series that there is.” He paints, too: abstract expressionism with a recurring soccer-cleat theme. “I find inspiration in many things,” he said. “Sometimes I just have a bottle of wine and go crazy.”

That's from 2010.


Socrates and what he did for Brazilian football is a very interesting subject and the first quote only sratches the surface on that topic but both quotes give an idea about concentração, how it was incredibly serious and common early on, how dumb it is, and how it's persisted to this day. The Scolari quote is amazing.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Soulex posted:

They're lovely. I hate them. Better than watching your team get dry humped at the loving Sadie Hawkins dance while you sit in the corner completely in shock at the slow car wreck that is happening before you. It's because you love them, and 4 ugly machisimo mother fuckers are all doing their best Jersey Shore impression and hip thrusting while she ping pongs back and forth between all of them screaming for someone to let her out of that cage. But you just sit there, paralyzed not by fear, but by the loving audacity of it. Except it's not Sadie Hawkins, it's your wedding, and the 4 guys are her ex boyfriends or that dude she works with that gives all types of subtle suggestions but pretends he's gay. This is your life, and there's no way out except pushing your seat back from your cubicle in your nice little corporate office yelling "IS THIS REALLY WHAT LIFE IS?!" and no one answers because you're alone. So you go to the window and jump.

hmmmm heavy autobiographical vibes

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Soulex posted:

They're lovely. I hate them. Better than watching your team get dry humped at the loving Sadie Hawkins dance while you sit in the corner completely in shock at the slow car wreck that is happening before you. It's because you love them, and 4 ugly machisimo mother fuckers are all doing their best Jersey Shore impression and hip thrusting while she ping pongs back and forth between all of them screaming for someone to let her out of that cage. But you just sit there, paralyzed not by fear, but by the loving audacity of it. Except it's not Sadie Hawkins, it's your wedding, and the 4 guys are her ex boyfriends or that dude she works with that gives all types of subtle suggestions but pretends he's gay. This is your life, and there's no way out except pushing your seat back from your cubicle in your nice little corporate office yelling "IS THIS REALLY WHAT LIFE IS?!" and no one answers because you're alone. So you go to the window and jump.

/clears throat, blows into pitchpipe

Niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeee meelllllllllttttttdooooooooowwwwwwnnnnnn

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Troy Queef posted:

/clears throat, blows into pitchpipe

Niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeee meelllllllllttttttdooooooooowwwwwwnnnnnn

Wait till we get eliminated from EL or scudetto contending.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Niang :getin:

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Would Mourinho make sense at Roma? He knows Salah and was trying to get Florenzi to Chelsea.

Cippalippus
Mar 31, 2007

Out for a ride, chillin out w/ a couple of friends. Going to be back for dinner
It would make less sense than a multinational Ceo stepping down to be store manager at your local grocery.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
He's also said he would only go back to Italy for Inter, so I don't even think it's an option.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Bacca, nice. Well, Milan play Carpi and then Alessandria/Spezia if they get that far. Then the final. Kinda would be ridiculous if Milan wasn't in the final.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



One side of the League cup table is:

Lazio-Juve
Napoli-Inter

the other side is

Spezia-Alessandria
Milan-Carpi


This Coppa Italia is fantastic :allears:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

canepazzo posted:

One side of the League cup table is:

Lazio-Juve
Napoli-Inter

the other side is

Spezia-Alessandria
Milan-Carpi


This Coppa Italia is fantastic :allears:

It's extremely good.

It also produced this extremely good but ultimately useless goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEKw83konk

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Has anyone read Pirlo's book? I'm thinking about asking for that for Christmas. Also are there any other legitimately good football books/biographies that anyone would recommend?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
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Gigi Galli posted:

It's extremely good.

It also produced this extremely good but ultimately useless goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEKw83konk

The dude dares to Zlatan, but only once every 18 months or so.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Seltzer posted:

Has anyone read Pirlo's book? I'm thinking about asking for that for Christmas. Also are there any other legitimately good football books/biographies that anyone would recommend?

I liked it, it's charming, and offered a good glimpse of his personality (and the personalities of a lot of other Italian players/coaches). It's not very long though, I bought it on my Kindle before a flight and made quick work of it.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

Grantland has a story about Inter and Milan today: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-serie-a-ac-milan-inter-italy

There isn't anything covered that isn't already known by people that follow the league, but to note - according to the author the advanced stats show that Bacca is going to be a flop.

I was reminded of this friggin' guy when watching a clip of Bacca's goal today.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Roma supporters showed up and threw eggs at the players as they arrived at a restaurant for a team Christmas dinner.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

Seltzer posted:

Has anyone read Pirlo's book? I'm thinking about asking for that for Christmas. Also are there any other legitimately good football books/biographies that anyone would recommend?

pirlos book is nice. i read zlatans book recently and that one is even more entertaining

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Ancelotti's book is a pretty good read and includes player and management stories. I don't know if there's an english translation though.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Seltzer posted:

Has anyone read Pirlo's book? I'm thinking about asking for that for Christmas. Also are there any other legitimately good football books/biographies that anyone would recommend?

The book everyone here recommends (myself included) is The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw, about former Reading and Cardiff striker Robin Friday.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Troy Queef posted:

The book everyone here recommends (myself included) is The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw, about former Reading and Cardiff striker Robin Friday.

Cool. That sounds good, I'll get that.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
Paul McGrath's book is pretty great

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Cagliari's owners announced plans to build a new stadium, which would open in 2019. That would be really good, their stadium situation has been such a poo poo show.

In today's "Roma supporters going ape poo poo" news:

quote:

Today huge posters appeared around the city on advertising boards close to the Trigoria training ground. The messages included: ‘We Romans and Romanisti declare you are unworthy! Small men without balls, we only support the shirt!!!'

'You do not deserve this jersey and this city, you are unworthy. Everyone guilty, players and club.’

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

trem_two posted:

Roma supporters showed up and threw eggs at the players as they arrived at a restaurant for a team Christmas dinner.

good

trem_two posted:

In today's "Roma supporters going ape poo poo" news:

good

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Looks like Iturbe has been loaned to Watford.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Looks like Iturbe has been loaned to Watford.

I hope he gets to play and rediscovers some form because he's been loving poo poo.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

I hope he gets to play and rediscovers some form because he's been loving poo poo.

I remember being mad that his transfer to Juve suddenly fell apart when Conte quit. Blessing in disguise really.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



trem_two posted:

Cagliari's owners announced plans to build a new stadium, which would open in 2019. That would be really good, their stadium situation has been such a poo poo show.

In today's "Roma supporters going ape poo poo" news:

Now they're starting to write chant outside the training grounds:

"11 players, 11 coffins" which is starting to get scary.

Roma supporters are insane.

A few years ago a derby was interrupted and postponed just before the start of the second half cause the supporters claimed a kid had been killed - one of the ultras that invaded the pitch to make the match stop was De Sanctis, that Roma guy that in the Napoli Fiorentina cup final murdered the Napoli fan.

Roma supporters are insane.

And I hope Salah enjoys living and playing in that insane environment.

canepazzo fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Dec 19, 2015

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Yeah, I don't think all this is going to help Roma play well or win matches.

That's also presumably why it is a *good thing* for many people ITT.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

trem_two posted:

Looks like Iturbe has been loaned to Watford.

Doubt he will get too much time against the loving tag team champions Ighalo and Deeney right now.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Sounds like the Empoli - Bologna game is pretty good. Maccarone celebrated a goal by drinking a supporter's beer, good man.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Dang, looked like a derby della crappa on paper.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Big Macc owns

E: https://vine.co/v/iKbLOTbBFKA

trem_two fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Dec 19, 2015

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Zielinski is pretty good

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Lol nice. Kinda annoyed I brushed this game off, looks like we missed a good one.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I'm sorry that I skipped the first half, the 2nd half was still really good.

Empoli are really quite good and entertaining again this year.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

Munin posted:

Yeah, I don't think all this is going to help Roma play well or win matches.

That's also presumably why it is a *good thing* for many people ITT.

None of these ultras making death threats are going to show up to any games soon anyway.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

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Fun Shoe
Borriello just ended Bonucci's career on that goal.

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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Borriello scored, Juve got angry and will probably score five now.

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