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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It's one of my favorite things about that movie. He does not give a flying gently caress but he's still good.

I think my favorite bit in that entire movie is when Han says, "Hey, Luke ... may the Force be with you" before the Death Star attack. Ford looks like he's trying to keep from vomiting on camera when he delivers that line.

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

her trying out like four different accents over the course of the movie is what throws me.

Boyega kind of carries on this tradition.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Timby posted:

I think my favorite bit in that entire movie is when Han says, "Hey, Luke ... may the Force be with you" before the Death Star attack. Ford looks like he's trying to keep from vomiting on camera when he delivers that line.

i actually love that line reading, but then i also love "but i was supposed to go to toschi station to pick up some power converters!"

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I'm glad we all agree that Star Wars owns because it's so awkward and dorky.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
Hey, the guy who likes Jurassic World just wanted to pop in and say that The Last Exorcism 2 is dope imo.

I'll see myself out. :colbert:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i actually love that line reading, but then i also love "but i was supposed to go to toschi station to pick up some power converters!"

Hell, same

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


bows1 posted:

Yeah the Star Wars thread is full of weird reviews and people explaining all the plot holes that would have been easily fixed, only to have other people completely show that everything they mention was completely explained; it's just that a character didn't stare down the lens and explain it and you had to pay attention to get it. Not going back into that thread.

Fury Road all over again, huh?

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Carrie Fisher acting like a random person and Alec Guinness not giving a gently caress is what makes the film work. George Lucas knows how to utilize 'bad' acting.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I liked all the Episode 3 references in SW7

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Like for real I did they were great

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

i actually realized i've never seen the Star Wars Christmas Special, i think i have my christmas planned out now

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i actually realized i've never seen the Star Wars Christmas Special, i think i have my christmas planned out now

It's not worth it.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Never forget

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

It's not worth it.

i mean, i'm already gonna be spending christmas drinking alone in my apartment with my cat so it depends on your definition of "worth it"

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I tried watching if recently and it's more boring than anything else.

But there is a not terrible boba Fett cartoon

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
SW Christmas Special is worth at least one watch. If you've seen one musical special/variety show with interminable, awful songs, you know what you're in for.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Here's a cool Star Wars thing.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i mean, i'm already gonna be spending christmas drinking alone in my apartment with my cat so it depends on your definition of "worth it"

It's one of the most confusing, baffling, and dreadfully boring things I've ever watched. It sounds like it's a wild ride, but it's like 95% the most boring poo poo ever.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



It's kind of great that the two people who contributed the most to Star Wars' respectability think it's total crap.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
The Wookie Porno VR is the only part that I thought was weird enough to be entertaining, the rest is just kind of schmaltzy and bland

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It's one of my favorite things about that movie. He does not give a flying gently caress but he's still good.

Him not caring at that point sort of makes sense for the character. Like he's basically planning to commit suicide the whole time. In front of his protege, to piss him off at Darth? It's actually pretty funny and twisted if you think about it.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Holiday Special is one of those things that's worth watching once just to say that you have but other than that its irredeemable. Naturally I've watched it about 5 times.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


porfiria posted:

Him not caring at that point sort of makes sense for the character. Like he's basically planning to commit suicide the whole time. In front of his protege, to piss him off at Darth? It's actually pretty funny and twisted if you think about it.

That's not really what's going on but sure.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games

Lurdiak posted:

That's not really what's going on but sure.

It is and it isn't. Like, yeah, he's just distracting Darth until the heroes get back to the Falcon, but it's hard not to read a little impish glee in Obi's look when he sees Luke. Like, "watch this dude, I'm about to get iced."

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


porfiria posted:

It is and it isn't. Like, yeah, he's just distracting Darth until the heroes get back to the Falcon, but it's hard not to read a little impish glee in Obi's look when he sees Luke. Like, "watch this Luke, I'm about to get iced."

The thing is he doesn't really get iced. Even Vader isn't sure what the gently caress is going on. It always read it as being more than just a self sacrifice to keep Luke from staying behind and risking his life; Obi Wan's trying to show him that you don't always have to fight to win, and the the force is mysterious and poo poo. I dunno, I'm a big dumb nerd.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
One thing I loved about SW7 was the lack of lightsabers, it brought back a lot of the weight to when they were used.
It's like the revolver in Brick.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Reading CD reviews of Star Wars is disheartening/fascinating. It's like "it was good. The characters didn't annoy me. I'm glad it's out of the way so we can have a real movie in 2017. I didn't understand the story, but it should be explained in 2017. 9/10."

I mean, if you already know a film is basically the first act of a three-act story, why not judge it as such?

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i mean, i'm already gonna be spending christmas drinking alone in my apartment with my cat so it depends on your definition of "worth it"

I really hope you have plans to watch Silent Night, Deadly Night like 3 hours into your drinking. It becomes transcendently weird after a half a liter of whiskey. Well weirder.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
My bottom ten since 2010 according to my criticker are
10) A Haunted House
9) Silent Hill: Revelation
8) Computer Chess
7) Episode 50
6) Dream House
5) Branded
4) Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes
3) The Last Airbender
2) Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge of Typhoid Mary
1) Foodfight

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Coffee And Pie posted:

One thing I loved about SW7 was the lack of lightsabers, it brought back a lot of the weight to when they were used.
It's like the revolver in Brick.

Yep

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
also im glad jarjar died

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

We're nearing the end of the year so I'm assuming some of you will be making a Best of list. Before doing so y'all should check out Monsters: Dark Continent. I was expecting a low budget Asylum type movie but got a thoughtful, surprisingly sharp anti-war film. The Monsters in the movie are merely a backdrop to the horrors the protagonists face. It's also really pretty.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

she grew into the Leia role by Empire, but I have no idea what she's up to in A New Hope. the scenes with her and Vader are like they just picked someone up off the street.

Someone hot

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i actually realized i've never seen the Star Wars Christmas Special, i think i have my christmas planned out now

Might Dickstream that this weekend actually, I actually have a couple nights off to do it

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

i mean, i'm already gonna be spending christmas drinking alone in my apartment with my cat so it depends on your definition of "worth it"

I'm gonna go see Star Wars and then come home and do a Dickstream for you mugs

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


corn in the bible posted:

also im glad jarjar died

It appears the grave of senator binks has been desecrated. There's bantha poodoo allll over.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

axleblaze posted:

My bottom ten since 2010 according to my criticker are
10) A Haunted House
9) Silent Hill: Revelation
8) Computer Chess
7) Episode 50
6) Dream House
5) Branded
4) Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes
3) The Last Airbender
2) Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge of Typhoid Mary
1) Foodfight

Dream House suuuuuucked. What a gulf between concept and execution.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
My criticker review of Dream House was "if a really stupid person made Shutter Island" and I stand by that.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Lurdiak posted:

It appears the grave of senator binks has been desecrated. There's bantha poodoo allll over.

i was thinking of that exact bit when it happened

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Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

axleblaze posted:

8) Computer Chess
What didn't you like about this one?

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