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If you bit a disabled kid, wouldn't you just be fired and probably have some legal issues to deal with?
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All rise. This court is now in session, Judge Mentle presiding.
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He has a cat as a pet because if he had a dog then it would be a relationship, and he can't handle that.
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Gross Dude posted:If you bit a disabled kid, wouldn't you just be fired and probably have some legal issues to deal with? I think so too. There's no way you won't get fired as a caretaker, and probably arrested, if you bite a child. At least I want to tell myself this, and that this degenerate isn't in touch with kids.
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Paladinus posted:Maybe he is a disabled kid himself. She, apparently "I acted on instinct of this animal I think I am, and bit a child on the neck  "
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Hey if she wants to be a real dog we can do to her what we would do to a dog who bites a kid. Capital pawnishment  I'll see myself out e: she
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Male Tears posted:This was our exchange: I've been laughing about this all drat morning; thank you (and mysterious Santa) for making my day
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Right now, from what I understand, it's looking real real bad for him. When the feds get involved they play for keeps, (their prosecutors have like a 97% success rate or some bonkers number) and since he's like $60 million in the hole he's prolly looking at around 20ish years if the charges stick. More importantly is the Feds have that success rate on convictions because they almost always refuse to get involved before they are certain they have enough evidence to win the case. If you have them step in on your illegal trading investigation and press charges, you're hosed before you walked into court.
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Male Tears posted:This was our exchange: But the gift allowed you to spread joy and laughter to the AUG thread, and isn't that what Christmas is really all about?
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The Saddest Rhino posted:loving lol Can something this good and just really happen on this planet? 
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Bluemillion posted:Can something this good and just really happen on this planet? /humor/
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cash crab posted:To be honest, I'd love to read a book that is critical of liberal feminism. But I would like to read one that isn't written by a) That guy who endlessly edited the Silent Hill Wiki, b) Camille Paglia or c) a shrill, insecure MRA who's entire political MO revolves around his discomfort with women distinguishing themselves from doormats, to borrow a phrase. Oh my god same. I would love to see actual critique videos or essays about the short comings of feminism or gaming feminism or geek feminism or whatever the gently caress feminism. Except it's all angry white guys or people screaming that they're one of the good ones of their group instead. Speaking of that, Hbomberguy uploaded a new video recently about "Cultural Marxism" aka "the Jews are ruining everything and I'm mad." Our old fave Davis Aruini and his plastic skull shows up again too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQo6LI3Y7c quickedit - The highlight is a crazy Swedish guy flexing naked/topless for all his videos.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:Speaking of that, Hbomberguy uploaded a new video recently about "Cultural Marxism" aka "the Jews are ruining everything and I'm mad." Our old fave Davis Aruini and his plastic skull shows up again too. I find a certain comfort in the fact that the vast majority of internet users care more about lolcats than about poo poo like gamersgate or cultural Marxism.
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Part of Everything posted:I heard Judge Mentle is a tough judge. He is, but it comes from a place of caring. He just wants people to be as good as they can be.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:quickedit - The highlight is a crazy Swedish guy flexing naked/topless for all his videos. You weren't kidding. SpaceGoatFarts posted:I find a certain comfort in the fact that the vast majority of internet users care more about lolcats than about poo poo like gamersgate or cultural Marxism. You know, sometimes I wonder why I care and know so much poo poo about things like Aurini and Gamergate and Romeo Rose.
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Possibly posted before but   context: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-35128683 It looks like everyone was horribly photoshopped in. If this is America's (any) line of defense, you guys are hosed EDIT: Really rest of the pics fit here too. That one was just (somehow) the worst. DarkCrawler has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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Non Serviam posted:You both sound like annoying fuckwits so I think you should try to stay in touch. Getting a lovely joke secret santa gift makes someone an annoying fuckwit?
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Telemaze posted:Getting a lovely joke secret santa gift makes someone an annoying fuckwit? lol
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You know, I really wish I could pet a big cat, but god drat is that a stupid idea
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Drugged big cats make me sad.    I searched (My city) Star Wars
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Picnic Princess posted:
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Hey, that's a good idea! Let's see what I get... Nevermind.
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EXAKT Science posted:That mustache makes me irrationally angry Never ever go to a "cool" bar in any major American city then.
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Oh, right. I forgot to mention: the new Tumblr debacle is... [drum roll] Don't steal human bones!! uwu callout post.  There's a larger post about it, too. (Before you ask, yes, that was the least obnoxiously formatted page I could find.) My favourite part of this is that, so far, only one person has asked, "Wait, why didn't they call the police or something?"
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Shkreli news is funny because it proves that if you stick it to the poor, no one gives a poo poo If you stick it to the rich, oh, you're loving dead Horrible Smutbeast posted:Oh my god same. I would love to see actual critique videos or essays about the short comings of feminism or gaming feminism or geek feminism or whatever the gently caress feminism. Except it's all angry white guys or people screaming that they're one of the good ones of their group instead. That Swedish guy, what the hell was that pec pumping. I...I'm surprised he talked about homosexuality being bad while he was doing that e: cash crab posted:Oh, right. I forgot to mention: the new Tumblr debacle is... [drum roll] Don't steal human bones!! uwu callout post. Even if you could bone sell in your state, wouldn't bone selling to other states still be illegal because of interstate transport?
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I love my dead woke bae.
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cash crab posted:Oh, right. I forgot to mention: the new Tumblr debacle is... [drum roll] Don't steal human bones!! uwu callout post. She can cast spells? Is she evil? I feel this is very scary thing, maybe most people cannot cast spells but perhaps they might be able to influence the world? I wouldn't want to "test my luck". My paternal grandfather told me once about how prayer to the Saints can bring luck so maybe they can also bring a curse? The police should stop witches from collecting these bones for dangerous purposes...
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Shayu posted:She can cast spells? Is she evil? I feel this is very scary thing, maybe most people cannot cast spells but perhaps they might be able to influence the world? I wouldn't want to "test my luck". My paternal grandfather told me once about how prayer to the Saints can bring luck so maybe they can also bring a curse? The police should stop witches from collecting these bones for dangerous purposes... http://metalgeararcade.tumblr.com/post/135394288844/no-i-am-not-digging-up-loving-graves-jfc She sure says she cast evil spells, unlike you fluffy bunny Wiccans. She casts them with magic from indigenous practices, of which, as you know, there are so few that it is not worth specifying which. She is definitely not just some kind of pastel goth neopagan with no respect for the dead. Or poor people. E: Link goes to her response. the_sea_hag has a new favorite as of 05:14 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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constantinople posted:http://metalgeararcade.tumblr.com/post/135394288844/no-i-am-not-digging-up-loving-graves-jfc quote:And I’m sorry, but for me, a spiritual person who works with death, seeing a loving machine tear into graves like that seemed a lot less respectful to the dead you all are so concerned about, than me picking them up and saving them. Right. You know how people say funerals aren't for the dead, they're for the living? Human remains fall under the same category. Years ago, my mother and I went to visit my grandfather's grave, only to find his tombstone, and presumably body, missing. She was livid. Turns out they'd moved him, but you can understand why she'd be mad, right? Imagine if she found out his bones had been stolen (sorry, "saved) by some backwater """dark pagan""".
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cash crab posted:Right. This why cremation is best. Nobody is gonna use my bones to make bread or cast spells if I can help it.
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LingcodKilla posted:This why cremation is best. Nobody is gonna use my bones to make bread or cast spells if I can help it. Dude. Tons of spells use the cremated remains of a virgin. Not that I know any spells or rituals or anything. Im not a wizard 
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cash crab posted:Oh, right. I forgot to mention: the new Tumblr debacle is... [drum roll] Don't steal human bones!! uwu callout post. No one called the police because the police were already aware and were investigating. The uwu callout post was to inform others in the Vulture Culture group thing to not purchase items/human remains from this person as there is a chance they were illegally obtained. Good people who run in the Vulture Culture circle(s) tend to care about staying within the law and not going to jail and/or paying hundreds of thousand of dollars in fines. This chick is still hella gross for stealing human remains though.
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