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Look at this butt, isn't it neat? edit: wrong end, too late now
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Dec 19, 2015 00:59
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Say Nothing posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdTdGfVgzYY
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Dec 19, 2015 01:13
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a cat irl posted:
I believe you mean 1>2>4>>>>3
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Dec 19, 2015 02:06
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Dec 19, 2015 03:24
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Say Nothing posted:
It's better down where it's wetter.
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Dec 19, 2015 04:27
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Dec 19, 2015 05:07
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Wait Paul Rudd is secretly Obama? It all makes sense!
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Dec 19, 2015 05:11
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Did someone say Star Wars? 
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Dec 19, 2015 05:33
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A lot of places can't handle shitwipes being flushed. They don't dissolve in water like toilet paper. [edit] Wait, those aren't babywipes? Who uses napkins instead of rolls of toilet paper?? Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 06:05 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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Dec 19, 2015 06:03
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Good question. I could see using them if there was no toilet paper, but clearly that's not the problem.
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Dec 19, 2015 06:41
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Some countries don't flush tp either, and the tp may not have been there or they were trolling this guy after the first poo poo napkin sign
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Dec 19, 2015 07:07
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Vashro posted:Some countries don't flush tp either, and the tp may not have been there or they were trolling this guy after the first poo poo napkin sign The authenticity of a Mexican restaurant is not determined by the food, but by how overflowing the bathroom garbage is with used TP wads.
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Dec 19, 2015 09:09
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I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.
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Dec 19, 2015 11:14
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Sebastian Flyte posted:I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord. Not only is he a sharp dresser but he's great with the kids 
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Dec 19, 2015 11:39
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Ak Gara posted:A lot of places can't handle shitwipes being flushed. They don't dissolve in water like toilet paper. A place I worked someone put used toilet paper in the sanitary bin 
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Dec 19, 2015 18:52
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Carecat posted:A place I worked someone put used toilet paper in the sanitary bin The nightclub I work at, and probably every nightclub have this neat feature for disposing of women's period towels. What they do is open the lid to the period towel box, promptly ignore the designated receptacle, high five the cubical wall, and walk out.
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Dec 19, 2015 20:40
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Ak Gara posted:The nightclub I work at, and probably every nightclub have this neat feature for disposing of women's period towels. What they do is open the lid to the period towel box, promptly ignore the designated receptacle, high five the cubical wall, and walk out. Huh, this is like the women's restroom in the call center I work at, except with poo poo instead of menses.
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Dec 19, 2015 21:10
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That's right open palm slap that turd on the tile no time for napkins this gal is on the money
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Dec 19, 2015 21:44
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RickVoid posted:Huh, this is like the women's restroom in the call center I work at, except with poo poo instead of menses. You should look for a new job
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Dec 19, 2015 21:52
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You guys ain't never turd raced before? You get three of your buddies and sit in the handicrapper with your skivvies by your shins and each one of ya does a squat and pop. Countdown from 5, toss that poo poo at the stall wall and see whose hits the floor last. Slowest stool's gotta buy a round for not eating their wheaties. I remember one time Chuck had to buy rounds all night because he was going commando (no-no for racing, strike one) and popped a squatter over his open palm, but dude had only eaten jalapeņo cheddar kettle-cooked old dutch for lunch and just let loose the brown niagra in his hand. not even any underwear to sieve the stream, just slipped right between his fingers and filled his drawers + pooled around his sneaks. Chuck just turned red and tried to buckle up and stumble out but you could hear him squish on every step, I was laffin so hard I nearly missed the mark. randy lost that one but it was all just the theatrics of it because we knew if Chuck was still by the bar he was gonna be buying, and sure nuff he was sitting on his stool in a spare pair of skate shorts with his head in his hands like he just lost all the talladookie nights. he bought us all drinks and we bought him a proper meal, so weren't hard feelings, but the moral of the story is you never free ball when you p ball and you always have a solid lunch
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Dec 19, 2015 22:01
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death .cab for qt posted:You guys ain't never turd raced before? You get three of your buddies and sit in the handicrapper with your skivvies by your shins and each one of ya does a squat and pop. Countdown from 5, toss that poo poo at the stall wall and see whose hits the floor last. Slowest stool's gotta buy a round for not eating their wheaties. I remember one time Chuck had to buy rounds all night because he was going commando (no-no for racing, strike one) and popped a squatter over his open palm, but dude had only eaten jalapeņo cheddar kettle-cooked old dutch for lunch and just let loose the brown niagra in his hand. not even any underwear to sieve the stream, just slipped right between his fingers and filled his drawers + pooled around his sneaks. Chuck just turned red and tried to buckle up and stumble out but you could hear him squish on every step, I was laffin so hard I nearly missed the mark. randy lost that one but it was all just the theatrics of it because we knew if Chuck was still by the bar he was gonna be buying, and sure nuff he was sitting on his stool in a spare pair of skate shorts with his head in his hands like he just lost all the talladookie nights. he bought us all drinks and we bought him a proper meal, so weren't hard feelings, but the moral of the story is you never free ball when you p ball and you always have a solid lunch same
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Dec 19, 2015 22:03
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1redflag posted:You should look for a new job Fortunately I am neither female nor the janitor, so my knowledge of the pootrocities of the ladies room comes second hand. I do, however, have to interact with the people I know are responsible for these crimes against sanitation, and it's sometimes difficult not to treat them like the loving animals I know that they are. tl;dr I should look for a new job.
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Dec 19, 2015 22:19
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RickVoid posted:Fortunately I am neither female nor the janitor, so my knowledge of the pootrocities of the ladies room comes second hand. I do, however, have to interact with the people I know are responsible for these crimes against sanitation, and it's sometimes difficult not to treat them like the loving animals I know that they are. I hope they say their hands.
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Dec 19, 2015 22:22
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Yeah they'd better say their fuckin' hands
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Dec 19, 2015 23:33
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Hands aren't going to say themselves.
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Dec 19, 2015 23:33
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Ak Gara posted:The nightclub I work at, and probably every nightclub have this neat feature for disposing of women's period towels. What they do is open the lid to the period towel box, promptly ignore the designated receptacle, high five the cubical wall, and walk out.   "Uneasiness" is quite the right word, actually...       
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Dec 20, 2015 00:00
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You're a bad child and that's concentrated evil coming out of your backside.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:07
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If you look real close you can read through the white paper. This sign with the poor English or "engrish," is covering up another sign that literally says Engrish.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:07
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death .cab for qt posted:You guys ain't never turd raced before? You get three of your buddies and sit in the handicrapper with your skivvies by your shins and each one of ya does a squat and pop. Countdown from 5, toss that poo poo at the stall wall and see whose hits the floor last. Slowest stool's gotta buy a round for not eating their wheaties. I remember one time Chuck had to buy rounds all night because he was going commando (no-no for racing, strike one) and popped a squatter over his open palm, but dude had only eaten jalapeņo cheddar kettle-cooked old dutch for lunch and just let loose the brown niagra in his hand. not even any underwear to sieve the stream, just slipped right between his fingers and filled his drawers + pooled around his sneaks. Chuck just turned red and tried to buckle up and stumble out but you could hear him squish on every step, I was laffin so hard I nearly missed the mark. randy lost that one but it was all just the theatrics of it because we knew if Chuck was still by the bar he was gonna be buying, and sure nuff he was sitting on his stool in a spare pair of skate shorts with his head in his hands like he just lost all the talladookie nights. he bought us all drinks and we bought him a proper meal, so weren't hard feelings, but the moral of the story is you never free ball when you p ball and you always have a solid lunch stdh. Or happened too much? I'm no poop geologist.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:10
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Dec 20, 2015 00:11
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Infyrno posted:If you look real close you can read through the white paper. This sign with the poor English or "engrish," is covering up another sign that literally says Engrish. Or, you know, it's a subtle digital watermark to go along with the blatant watermark. One of the two.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:17
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Subjunctive posted:Hands aren't going to say themselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-gK-9EIq4 also much love for death cab for.qt That was pro
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Dec 20, 2015 00:31
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Infyrno posted:If you look real close you can read through the white paper. This sign with the poor English or "engrish," is covering up another sign that literally says Engrish. It's a watermark.
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Dec 20, 2015 00:47
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ArcMage posted:It's a watermark. Don't urinate everywhere <  >
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Dec 20, 2015 01:27
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Gromit posted:stdh. these are things called ""jokes""
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Dec 20, 2015 04:53
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death .cab for qt posted:these are things called ""jokes"" i don't believe you
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Dec 20, 2015 05:03
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"Because of your interest in Home Alone 3" is probably not the best recommendation for a movie. 
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Dec 20, 2015 16:37
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How... how do you "mang out"? And does this always give after shits? Asking for a friend.
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