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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Is that a real spoiler?

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

It's been the FYAD subtitle for weeks, if nothing else.

But yes, yes it is.

That said, with respect to the not-edited version of the strip: man, if finding out how the film ends "ruins the point" of watching it, maybe you don't actually like the movie? Just a thought, there.

SomeMathGuy fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Dec 18, 2015

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Funny way to make his characters relatable, make them upset about a spoiler being shouted at them and then reveal the spoiler to the vast majority of his audience who hasn't seen it. Then again his audience is probably just this thread.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Oh pretty pretty PLEASE get Mr. Gray to start putting the screws to these people. If it's just something lame like, "You can repay me by being honored guests at my wedding to Gunther's Mom!" I'll be so annoyed. Admittedly, that's pretty much my default state with Luann.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones



Phantom Classic


Brought to you by the Dairy Council.


Radio Patrol

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Spoiler:

Indolent Bastard's an unfunny dick.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


What is it with elderly people and sending out christmas cards, anyway

Andertoons

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Speaking of Star Wars spoilers, Bloom County 2015 abuses the privilege of being on your Facebook news feed. Also, Sunday came a little early this week.



And this is exactly how it Berke posted it, since there are obviously trust issues today.

Skippy (October 18-19, 1928)





Peanuts (December 20, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater (July 6, 1929)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Dec 18, 2015

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Uuuuhhhhh...

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Ripley's

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm starting to feel like if EasyEW posted one of those Popeye Tijuana Bibles next, we might not realize it right away.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




How about some Gross Weird Monster Comix

Pooch Café


FUTURAMA DID IT

Ballard Street


No joke here, just a sad fact about aging.

Lost Side of Suburbia



Huh. You know, for some reason I never read those as eyes.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Brooke misspelled "vulva" in that last panel.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set needs to find its center.


Working Daze hits its twice-a-day quota.


I mean, I didn't laugh, but it didn't make me want to punch the screen, either.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix trots out this old argument again.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Evil Mastermind posted:

The Classic Dinette Set needs to find its center.


Working Daze hits its twice-a-day quota.


I mean, I didn't laugh, but it didn't make me want to punch the screen, either.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix trots out this old argument again.


But Lucas sold it to Disney cause he though they could do better? Ugh. Can't even nerd right.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
A3G

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
greatn, your A3G reboot is the best thing to come out of this thread, no lie.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

This Phrank Bolle is a drastic improvement over whoever the previous artist/writer was. I love it!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

MariusLecter posted:

But Lucas sold it to Disney cause he though they could do better? Ugh. Can't even nerd right.

I thought he sold it because Disney gave him billions of dollars for it.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

dr_rat posted:

I thought he sold it because Disney gave him billions of dollars for it.

Which he immediately gave away.

The "Star Wars" director will donate the $4.05 billion he will receive from the sale of Lucasfilm Ltd. to Disney to a foundation focused on education,

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Undertale sequel looking good.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



MariusLecter posted:

But Lucas sold it to Disney cause he though they could do better? Ugh. Can't even nerd right.
There's also three movies empirically demonstrating that he cannot.

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life
I'm used to people writing their fetishes into comics, but I did not expect to see revenge jerking someone off in public to humiliate them today.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Indolent Bastard posted:

Which he immediately gave away.

The "Star Wars" director will donate the $4.05 billion he will receive from the sale of Lucasfilm Ltd. to Disney to a foundation focused on education,

So he sold it why? Because he exposed himself as a terrible hack on the last three pictures? And I wouldn't make too much of his giving the money to a charity tax dodge. He's already sitting on millions of toy money.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

gently caress Piraro and his corny rear end jokes.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The Sphinxster posted:

gently caress Piraro and his corny rear end jokes.

Would be funnier without the speech bubble.

EDIT: :effort:

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Dec 19, 2015

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Tunicate posted:

Would be funnier without the speech bubble.

Is funnier the right word? It would be less terrible. I guess it is.

This seems like a joke Piraro thought of around Thanksgiving and gently caress it, Puritans and Indians.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Speaking of things that would be better if they had stuff cut, that last panel makes this so much worse. If the line in the second panel were the end, then it'd be something of a funny joke; Dilbert's an rear end and insulting his boss in a passive-aggressive manner. Not great, but could be worth a chuckle.

Adding the extra line, though, does not make the joke better, it's just extending the joke and making it less funny, since we're apparently supposed to see Dilbert as in the right. Even if not (which is giving Adams more credit than he deserves with how Dilbert's been his mouthpiece for so long), it just beats on a joke that was already told and adds nothing.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Rip Kirby




Love that third panel.





Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



The Sphinxster posted:

Is funnier the right word? It would be less terrible. I guess it is.

This seems like a joke Piraro thought of around Thanksgiving and gently caress it, Puritans and Indians.
"Less Unfunny" is technically funnier.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo: Just because I missed a few days' posts doesn't mean you get out of Boston Charlie this year. Bet you wish I did have some Popeye Tijuana bibles now, don't you. (December 18-19, 1957)





Out Our Way (June 11-12, 1928)





Peanuts: Year Four (November 16-18, 1953)







Back To B.C.



Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



This isn't even a joke, it's basically true.

Unmentionables By Ralph Keyes posted:

In this ticklish verbal climate even the extremities of poultry had to be approached with care. ... an English visitor to America was puzzled when asked by a woman at a dinner table if he'd please give her 'the first and second joint of a chicken' (i.e. the leg). As Winston Churchill later discovered, polite guests at American tables knew that asking a poultry-serving hostess for white meat instead of breast meat, dark meat instead of a thigh, and a drumstick in place of a leg saved embarrassment all around.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Fritzi Ritz





Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)




Wee Pals


GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician

Yeah, this happened only a few months ago, calm down.

The Phantom

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Big Ben Bolt








flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jesus Christ! Remember a month ago when Ben Bolt was about sports Training Comix?

Pooch Café


Just apologise to the cat for the coat thing earlier and he'll stop.

Ballard Street


I thought I had figured out what he was trying to accomplish, but then I noticed the string.

flavor.flv fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Dec 19, 2015

PurdWerfect
Aug 29, 2000


treasureplane posted:



Nancy (January 22, 1943)




Dat rear end.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Arelon posted:

Classic Dilbert


Why yes, Dogbert, raising people out of poverty would help lower the crime rate. What an astute observation.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Slammy posted:

Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)


I think the joke here is that Scarsdale and Rye are wealthy New York City suburbs ... so, basically, well-off New Yorkers bloviating about the civil rights movement from a thousand miles away.

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




RandomFerret posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia



How did Rallester end up in this job, anyway? The others all look like they're from a saturday morning cartoon adaptation of The Thing, he just looks like a slightly uglier Danny DeVito.

These are the same two you posted last time.


Luann


Note Gunther in the background creeping on Bernice.


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