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Ehud came up to him as he sat alone in his room on the roof. He said to Big Bob, “I have a message from Elohim for you.” As the king rose from his throne, Ehud reached with his left hand, took the FART from his right side, and plunged it into Big Bob Patakis belly.
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One of the guys in my group text just shared the NFL logos as Butts article
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Joey Freshwater posted:One of the guys in my group text just shared the NFL logos as Butts article hahaha
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You know you have made it to the big time when random people start sharing your drawings of butts frebreeze.
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Hey Febreeze you (uproxx) got a shout out in an article on NFL.com: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000604118/article/end-around-whats-the-end-game-for-jerseyswapper (scroll to the bottom)
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Sorry y'all, nothing this week. I mean, technically I have something. I've got 2,000 words so far but it all loving sucks. I don't think a single game writeup is funny and every one of them reads like it was forced out of obligation instead of a funny idea. Sorry, but I'm not going to post garbage I'm not proud of just for the sake of posting it.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Sorry y'all, nothing this week. Preserve the artistic integrity of Big Bob Pataki.
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Sorry y'all, nothing this week. The Atlanta Falcons as a poster.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Ehud came up to him as he sat alone in his room on the roof. He said to Big Bob, “I have a message from Elohim for you.” As the king rose from his throne, Ehud reached with his left hand, took the FART from his right side, and plunged it into Big Bob Patakis belly. top hats monthly reads the bible lol
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Latest DP comic owns, Russell Wilson as BB-8 killed me
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Ehud posted:top hats monthly reads the bible lol I'm translating the bible into a fart house friendly book, complete with Big Bob staring as YHWH
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Big Bob Pataki posted:
The NFL does every almost every sunday night.
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effectual posted:The NFL does every almost every sunday night. nice
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I'm translating the bible into a fart house friendly book, complete with Big Bob staring as YHWH 1. What is your football translation of Ezekiel 23: 19-21? B. Which saint am i?
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Chichevache posted:1. What is your football translation of Ezekiel 23: 19-21? Yet he became more and more promiscuous as he recalled the days of his youth, when he was a quarterback in New England. There he lusted after his rings, whose winning were like those of cheaters and whose prestige was like that of asterisks. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in New England your balls were deflated and your old head coach's hoodie sleeveless. Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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Chichevache posted:1. What is your football translation of Ezekiel 23: 19-21? I'm working on it, but I have to imagine it as a literal metaphor for the life of Tom Brady You are the whore of Babylon Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Yet he became more and more promiscuous as he recalled the days of his youth, when he was a quarterback in New England. There he lusted after his rings, whose winning were like those of cheaters and whose prestige was like that of asterisks. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in New England your balls were deflated and your old head coach's hoodie sleeveless. You loving took it out of my mouth I was literally starting to write that haha bravo
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Something something soothing vapors wife
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Wheezesians 5:18 Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the spirit 
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Volkerball posted:Wheezesians 5:18
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I'm translating the bible into a fart house friendly book, complete with Big Bob staring as YHWH
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That would make Tebow Jesus and the Steelers Romans, right? Seems legit.
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Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you. Our lives would be more boring. Thank you for your service.
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whypick1 posted:That would make Tebow Jesus and the Steelers Romans, right? Ave Steeler!  Mel Mudkiper posted:Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you. Those kinds of minor foibles are what make tff so beautiful. Depriving us of the schadenfreude tears at the tapestry of our friendship.
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Dec 20, 2015 02:09
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Imagine if I had never told you guys. Imagine if I had just never told you. Just lean into it like I do with the fact that I'm a stereotypical 49ers fan and I drink red wine at the tailgates. Tomorrow we're having tuna steaks and homemade eggnog to go with our Napa and Paso reds.
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Spoeank posted:Just lean into it like I do with the fact that I'm a stereotypical 49ers fan and I drink red wine at the tailgates. Swap the wine to an ipa and i'm there.
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Chichevache posted:Ave Steeler! Steelers delenda est
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Spoeank posted:Just lean into it like I do with the fact that I'm a stereotypical 49ers fan and I drink red wine at the tailgates. I'm down with the Tuna Steaks. But yeah replace the red wine with some IPAs
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I don't blame you guys, since clearly you haven't had an actually good California reds if you want IPAs instead. Napa/Sonoma is the most well-known region, Central Coast/Monterey/Paso is probably the most distributed but Calaveras County has the best reds in CA for the money (bottles are $20-40 instead of the $50-$70 to start in Napa). I'm not bring the wine though so I'm stuck with overpriced Napa stuff. The thing is you'll never find Calaveras wine outside of California. They produce some awesome Bordeaux blends that are really bold. Their zins are especially peppery.
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Spoenak hope you don't mind but I was using your avatar as my Facebook avatar for like the last year and a half. I just finally changed it. A good av.
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Wine just aint my thing, too sour. And I've had wine in France, cali is nothin.
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French wine is like French food: overhyped trash too far up its own rear end in a top hat. My favorite winery's owner taught my friend the nuances of wine and started by saying, "don't hold your glass with your pinkie out like a little bitch." There's a certain edge to Calaveras wine that you can either get in or get out. My... third? favorite winery up there is run by a former biker. A Man and his dog posted:I just finally changed it. A good av. Jimmy T has a month max as 49ers coach so I'm already figuring out a change. It was a good av.
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effectual posted:Wine just aint my thing, too sour. And I've had wine in France, cali is nothin. I've actually found a lot of really sweet & fruity wine, it just goes bad pretty fast.
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effectual posted:Wine just aint my thing, too sour. And I've had wine in France, cali is nothin. There is more than one kind of wine. Get a muscat or something if you want sweet, sweetness.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Pinot Noir domination Cab supremacy
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When it comes to alcohol just ask yourself, what would wheez do? He'd drink it because it's booze and by god so should all of you. Any booze. Any time. 
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