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Zeris posted:Would return to active duty to be a space marine I can picture PFC Dumbshit trying to spit his dip into a gatorade bottle and forgetting he's in zero g thus getting it loving everywhere
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Bolow posted:I can picture PFC Dumbshit trying to spit his dip into a gatorade bottle and forgetting he's in zero g thus getting it loving everywhere When you return from space deployment, you forget you don't have zero g anymore so you keep dropping poo poo in midair instead of setting it down. (This is a real thing that happens) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL8e6UWfPuE
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Wasabi the J posted:So apparently trying to understand world religions sparked outrage in Virginia so much that it literally shut down districts. How old are you that this was still going on in your school? i remember going thru that as the only atheist kid probably in the school, but that was 1960.
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So the space marines are used to invade planets from space navy ships? What about when they need to attack an island in the middle of an ocean? Do the space marines have a navy? The space marine navy needs the ability to conduct amphibious assaults. Does the space marine navy have marines? These marines needs to be able to operate as an independent force with their own chain of command so obviously they need air support. Of course then the space navy's space army's navy's air force needs its own means of orbital support... What I'm saying is the future is going to be amazing for defense contractors.
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hobbesmaster posted:So the space marines are used to invade planets from space navy ships? What about when they need to attack an island in the middle of an ocean? Do the space marines have a navy? The space marine navy needs the ability to conduct amphibious assaults. Does the space marine navy have marines? These marines needs to be able to operate as an independent force with their own chain of command so obviously they need air support. Of course then the space navy's space army's navy's air force needs its own means of orbital support... i don't think we will make it that far into the future as a species.
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Cole posted:i don't think we will make it that far into the future as a species.
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Cole posted:i don't think we will make it that far into the future as a species. It is the only way we could make it that far into the future as a species.
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College cafeteria food is awful even without factoring in Ohio, the state where taste goes to die.
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How long will it be before we convince down-on-their-luck aliens to star in our porno flicks?
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Please shut up about space marines or whatever in the current events thread.
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WarpedNaba posted:How long will it be before we convince down-on-their-luck aliens to star in our porno flicks? Day fuckin 3. The invasion wont even be over. Edit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...omepage%2Fstory quote:FORT STEWART, Ga. — To mark the end of Sexual Assault Awareness Month in April, the 188th Infantry Brigade held a potluck luncheon here at the largest Army installation east of the Mississippi River. The deputy commander reminded his soldiers they were all “responsible for bringing an end to sexual assault and harassment,” according to the brigade’s Facebook account. KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Dec 19, 2015 |
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And thus that they were therefore responsible for bringing an end to him
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Cole posted:paying for a right is not the same as earning it. I was being facetious.
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Mr. Mambold posted:How old are you that this was still going on in your school? i remember going thru that as the only atheist kid probably in the school, but that was 1960. I went to school in the 90's mostly in Texas, so it may as well been the 60's imho. Being in ROTC, band, and sports you got a lot more group prayer though, so I was just exposed to it a lot, and I didn't want to be rude; it was definitely kinda obnoxious but I learned through exposure that religion and prayer was mostly well-wishing and not passing my eternal soul unto Lucifer, so I let it go.
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Wasabi the J posted:I went to school in the 90's mostly in Texas, so it may as well been the 60's imho. Being in ROTC, band, and sports you got a lot more group prayer though, so I was just exposed to it a lot, and I didn't want to be rude; it was definitely kinda obnoxious but I learned through exposure that religion and prayer was mostly well-wishing and not passing my eternal soul unto Lucifer, so I let it go. southern Oklahoma here- I could have guessed Texas or Deep South. The Lord's Prayer was a thing each morning in homeroom, and I DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS, so being 9, you lip-synch along so as not to be the freak. Then when I learned the prayer, I recall in order not to feel like a total hypocrite I had to make a mental deal with God that went like this: "God, if you are there, you know I'm an atheist, that's what my folks believe and they're the smartest people I know. Cut me some slack, eh? I'll figure things out more maybe when I grow up. The end." My friends felt so bad for me straight ticketed to hell for ETERNITY, they tried to invite me to their churches...you know how that goes. the poo poo kids go through that nobody knows
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Stultus Maximus posted:I was being facetious. my b. there are people legitimately griping about chicken being culturally offensive. it's tough to know what to believe this day and age. Mr. Mambold posted:southern Oklahoma here- I could have guessed Texas or Deep South. The Lord's Prayer was a thing each morning in homeroom, and I DIDN'T KNOW THE WORDS, so being 9, you lip-synch along so as not to be the freak. Then when I learned the prayer, I recall in order not to feel like a total hypocrite I had to make a mental deal with God that went like this: when I was 10 my cousin, who was going to a christian school (which i think was just a cover for a religious cult), told me that I was going to hell. to be fair, she was probably right, but that's not something you tell a 10 year old. i went to one of the church services they had one night. and the pastor, pastor baker was his name, had us close our eyes. "anyone who has ever done anything bad, raise your hand..." i raised my hand. i was 10, and 10 year olds do dumb poo poo and i was self aware enough even at 10 to know that. and then he finished what he was saying. "... if you think you are going to hell." he told my cousin, who in turn told my aunt, who in turn made me have a sit down with pastor baker. pastor baker is one of the main reasons i am not religious. Cole fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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Eel hovercraft posted:Doesn't the fact that the Russians painted US jets with what is assumed to be S-300/400 systems give you guys a huge opportunity to take a peek at their radar emissions?  Just... Nothing but sleep now. Paging m0t, this appears to be malware in need of prompt reverse engineering.. Paging m0t
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Cole posted:my b. there are people legitimately griping about chicken being culturally offensive. it's tough to know what to believe this day and age. As has been already pointed out, it's the Washington Times. It's basically the NY Post, and I'd be willing to bet money that every single piece of that article was made up. Given the fact that the only "media outlets" covering it are the Wash Times, NY Post, Red State, and a whole bunch of even worse right-wing "news" media.....yeah, the whole thing is made up.
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iyaayas01 posted:As has been already pointed out, it's the Washington Times. It's basically the NY Post, and I'd be willing to bet money that every single piece of that article was made up. fair enough, but it is pretty telling that when someone says people were offended by food, my kneejerk reaction is to believe it.
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Cole posted:fair enough, but it is pretty telling that when someone says people were offended by food, my kneejerk reaction is to believe it. What is the preoccupation here with poo poo that happens on college campuses where none of us attend? Those stories are outrage filler pointing out how stupid college students are, something you can ddiscern from talking to one. That said does anyone here know anything about CISA? I've read some grumbling about it but it looks like it just standardized practices that are already in place between the feds and telecoms Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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lets bomb agrabah back into the loving stone age 
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Kawasaki Nun posted:What is the preoccupation here with poo poo that happens on college campuses where none of us attend? Those stories are outrage filler pointing out how stupid college students are, something you can ddiscern from talking to one. Yeah when it's something actually newsworthy, like the Duke lacrosse boondoggle, the UVA rape thing, or the "trigger warning"/safe space bullshit making its way into the classroom, then it's worth getting fired up about. The rest of them basically boil down to "18-22 year olds/college students are idiots, news at 11." I don't know enough about CISA yet to have an informed opinion but the fact that Ron Wyden is losing his poo poo over it while Dianne Feinstein was one of the bill's sponsors doesn't exactly fill me with optimism that it isn't a steaming pile of poo poo
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Wasabi the J posted:So apparently trying to understand world religions sparked outrage in Virginia so much that it literally shut down districts. I hope no one tells them about the numerals, they might cancel math class 
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MRC48B posted:I hope no one tells them about the numerals, they might cancel math class ALGEBRA??? AL-JEBRA???? AL-QUEDA???? 
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bengy81 posted:ALGEBRA??? 
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Can we at least get the chicks of out Agrabah first My ten-year-old self was kinda attached to them
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WarpedNaba posted:Can we at least get the chicks of out Agrabah first If you have an internet connection, boy are you in luck!
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If you have an internet connection, boy are you in luck! 
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Hillary doesn't give a gently caress in this debate. She stayed back stage after the commercial, then walked out while Bernie was answering a question, pulled her mic down, and said, smiling, "Sorry." and ends her closing statement with, "May the force be with you."
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Both of my retard senators voted for the bill that passed CISA. Not surprising since it was a budget with CISA tacked on. Still, I loving hate my state senators.
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bengy81 posted:ALGEBRA??? It's far worse than that. quote:Algebra (from Arabic "al-jabr" meaning "reunion of broken parts")
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Re: the disappearance of Ethan Couch, what are the odds that he and his mother bothered to check if the country they fled to has an extradition treaty with the US? I'm thinking not good.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:what if the dad murdered them? Net positive for humanity. Personally I hope someone wherever they're hiding recognizes the little shitstain and beats him to death with a tire iron.
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I hope he lives a long and prosperous life as yet another reminder to us how we as a people are broken
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:what if the dad murdered them? This is probably what happened
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:what if the dad murdered them? I'd ask for a jury trial for sure
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This one's pretty good. tl;dr - SEALs join the ALP they're "advising" in torturing and beating a detainee to death, NCIS substantiates the claims, O-5 in country sends them back to VA to face charges.......at which point their O-6 decides to not bring any sort of felony manslaughter or assault charges, only failure to report the ALP's abuse and decides this is an appropriate matter for Mast (as opposed to, I don't know, an Art 32 hearing and a GCM) where he dismisses the one charge and issues non-punitive letters of instruction. Everyone involved is still a SEAL. Go go post-9/11 SOF accountability!!!
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crosspost from the TFR John Ringo threadVikingSkull posted:I always pictured SEAL's as fighter jocks with the shittiest math scores you've ever seen.
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