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Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Wanamingo posted:

Why yes, Dogbert, raising people out of poverty would help lower the crime rate. AGC.

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Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Wanamingo posted:

Why yes, Dogbert, raising people out of poverty would help lower the crime rate. What an astute observation.
Fun fact: in one of the earlier Dilbert books - I forget which one - Scott Adams roundly chastises those who would dare hold the ridiculous viewpoint that sentencing people to lengthy jail terms doesn't actually lower the crime rate. After all, those people can't commit more crimes now that they're in jail, right?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Slammy posted:

Wee Pals


How funny and timely (in 1971). I'm sure you all remember ping pong diplomacy at least from Forrest Gump.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth

The art feels super dodgy all of a sudden in this one.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (October 20, 1928)



Peanuts (December 27, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Getting seasonal the only way the know how: with reminders of decay and the icy grip of the reaper!

Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater (July 8, 1929)



To get to the rainbow, you must have the rain. To get to the legendary adventures of a mutant sailor, you've gotta plow through a few weeks about hemlines.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician

I keep forgetting they were planning on having three weddings and thinking these are repeats (I mean repeats of repeats, obviously). Still, I think it's a little much and going on a little too long. I think if you need a recap like this one in the middle of everything you went too long. I realize it was a Big Event in the Mandrake overarching story, but that almost makes it worse, because there's no one EVENT of them getting married to cap it off.

Drakyn posted:

Fun fact: in one of the earlier Dilbert books - I forget which one - Scott Adams roundly chastises those who would dare hold the ridiculous viewpoint that sentencing people to lengthy jail terms doesn't actually lower the crime rate. After all, those people can't commit more crimes now that they're in jail, right?
Criminals are born, not made.

I didn't realize I didn't post comics yesterday! I mean it's not that unusual to miss a day, but I usually know.

F Minus





A friendly crab is all he needs.

Mary Worth



TRADITIONAL DISHES ARE COMFORTING



The purest meth the streets of Santa Royale have seen!

Rex Morgan MD





I know there's no way it will happen, but if these two ran off with his "parachute cash" it would be awesome.

Secret Agent X-9



Well that's convenient.



Apartment 3-G



Because, as we all know, women are incapable of acting rationally.

VictorGrunn
Feb 15, 2004
Ye Guilty

My Lovely Horse posted:

The art feels super dodgy all of a sudden in this one.

It's been a long time since everyone looked happy at once in Sally Forth.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Julet Esqu posted:

These are the same two you posted last time.

Huh. Okay, here's what was supposed to happen.

Lost Side of Suburbia

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley


Heavenly Nostrils


Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Odonata posted:

Cul de Sac

Ah, the joys of natural trees. Trying to find the best angle is half the fun!


The Classic Dinette Set can't carry a tune.


Working Daze thinks we care about the lives of the characters.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix needs to downsize.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 10/19/14


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy

Oh Magoo, you've done it again!

Judge Parker

"I, the renowned Sam Driver, am constantly in awe of myself."

9 Chickweed Lane

This might be the worst idea ever for a puppet show.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


:vince:

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


*snort* Good luck waterboarding this one guys

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Johnny Walker posted:

F Minus



A friendly crab is all he needs.
Aw no. That wallet is beached as bro. It's heaps beached.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Ripley's

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

The doge train owns and pickle research is important thank you v much

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

coronatae posted:

The doge train owns and pickle research is important thank you v much

Actually, if you search on 'white house renovation 1948' you get some really interesting stories on how bad the place was and all the work that done.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

As much as Mary Worth is just pandering to old people, in this case it's actually correct, grandma-cooking is the best.


His Divine Shadow posted:

*snort* Good luck waterboarding this one guys

:vince:

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Actually, if you search on 'white house renovation 1948' you get some really interesting stories on how bad the place was and all the work that done.

I believe it but it is secondary to my interest in pickles and doge trains

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Arelon posted:

As much as Mary Worth is just pandering to old people, in this case it's actually correct, grandma-cooking is the best.


:vince:

I'm just amused that Mary is picking up an avocado for the old-fashioned home-cooking Christmas meal she's making. Or is avocado actually a California Christmas tradition? Do you carve it into a little tree shape and sing avocado carols?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Ghostlight posted:

Aw no. That wallet is beached as bro. It's heaps beached.
How will he be able to buy plankton? It's all he eats!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Arelon posted:

As much as Mary Worth is just pandering to old people, in this case it's actually correct, grandma-cooking is the best.

My grandma is a pretty bad cook. Everything she makes is really underseasoned.

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
My mother in law is a terrible cook but she's also a grandma so I don't know what to believe anymore.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
My grandma was the only person in my life who knew how to make beef liver appetizing. She should've gotten a medal for that. She was a wizard at pound cakes, too.

Out Our Way (June 13-14, 1928)





Pogo (December 20-21, 1957)





Peanuts: Year Four (November 19-22, 1953)









Back To B.C.



And as far as this strip goes, this is where I get off. I know for a fact that it gets good before it gets (much, much) worse, but it's just not getting there in enough of a hurry. Anyone else want to keep hope alive?

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Dec 20, 2015

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane

This might be the worst idea ever for a puppet show.

I see Brooke is getting input from Tarentino.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol




Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Time for a black and white comic o'rama!

Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Fritzi Ritz





Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)





Wee Pals


Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 10/26/14


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

And by Blockbuster, he means that it is a direct to video release made for a failed movie rental store.

9 Chickweed Lane

Items on tomorrow's shopping list include slip covers and a 55 gallon drum of Febreze.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Odonata posted:

Gasoline Alley

"Now if you'll excuse me, Skeezix, me and the jeep would like some privacy."

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

:rip:
Wee Pals
killed by National Guard bullets

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Slammy posted:

Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)


Dark.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

The Phantom

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.

Moomin's stuck in Illusion of Gaia.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Is there anything with half that edge even running in a newspaper or magazine anymore? Anyway, have some Paul Gilligan and Kory Merritt Eco-Save Half Hour Comix



Where did he even get that brochure?

Lost Side of Suburbia



How could we forget the Bleekport Gang?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


All together now: we'll steal your pen and pencible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJBU95pVmw

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County 2015 knows that the best presents can't be wrapped.



Peanuts (December 22, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Pogo, in which we end our holiday interlude with one I might have posted before, but here it is again in sequence. (December 22, 1968)

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