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Oh yeah, there's also this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE Not very schadenfreudy, the chicken is obviously tied to a string. So I guess don't watch it if your limit is exactly between cow eating chicken & cow eating tied up chicken.
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Jollity Farm posted:Somewhat related to herbivores eating meat: 
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ugh can someone link me to the original thread that fox came up (iirc a poster got it as an avatar too). all i can find is the front page photoshop phriday
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Dec 20, 2015 04:57
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Our affluenza sufferer may have fled the country.
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Jollity Farm posted:Somewhat related to herbivores eating meat: Is that a magpie behind the fox?
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Oh yeah, there's also this one: That is a loving near-death, starving cow. Kinda like starving you for a couple of weeks with absolutely nothing to eat and seeing if you'd eat dog poo poo. That said, cows are incredibly tasty when prepared correctly.
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chitoryu12 posted:Our affluenza sufferer may have fled the country. I like this part form the article: quote:Couch gained attention when he was sentenced to 10 years of probation for the crash, which left four people dead and nine injured...The father said the resurfacing of attention on Couch's case over the past few days has put a strain on his family. "It's drastically affected my family," McConnell said. "It's brought out emotions that we shouldn't have to be dealing with." I dunno, I'm guessing the families of all those people he killed and maimed have also been going through a lot of emotion they "shouldn't have to be dealing with". His father makes it seem like it just a loving inconvenience.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I like this part form the article: Try reading that again. It isn't his father. It is the father of one of the injured people.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Try reading that again. It isn't his father. It is the father of one of the injured people. Who was himself injured in the accident, I believe.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Try reading that again. It isn't his father. It is the father of one of the injured people. Ah, you're right. I thought it was incredibly stupid for Couch's family to be commenting publicly like that.
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 WHY IN THE gently caress WOULD ANYONE EVER DO THIS
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LonsomeSon posted:
Florida native here. Out of staters are complete loving morons with gators.
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Cythereal posted:Florida native here. Out of staters are complete loving morons with gators. Something about being a tourist just flips a switch in people's brains. A while back there was a hurricane warning here on top of a fun old tropical storm and while I was out driving to see the damages the storm had done, I saw cops arguing with tourists trying to get them to get the gently caress off the beaches because we were under a hurricane warning and there was a good chance they would die if it hit. But they didn't want to get off the beach because they paid money to come and sit on the beach in Hawaii.  Same sort of thing happens when we have jellyfish season. Signs all over the place telling people not to go in the drat water because the water is now made out of jellyfish and they will sting the poo poo out of you. But there's always at least one tourist who thinks that's just a scam.
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https://streamable.com/9pm9 the schadenfreude is that for 30 seconds, everyone watching on US broadcast TV just got silence
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Dec 20, 2015 07:06
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LonsomeSon posted:
That old rear end in a top hat was climbing on his back.
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Nuebot posted:Something about being a tourist just flips a switch in people's brains. A while back there was a hurricane warning here on top of a fun old tropical storm and while I was out driving to see the damages the storm had done, I saw cops arguing with tourists trying to get them to get the gently caress off the beaches because we were under a hurricane warning and there was a good chance they would die if it hit. But they didn't want to get off the beach because they paid money to come and sit on the beach in Hawaii. Nah, he's secretly got a fetish for people peeing on him, and that's the only way to get his jollies.
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I don't like it when infants are injured, no schaden for me 
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WarpedNaba posted:I don't like it when infants are injured, no schaden for me My roommate has that exact same mirror, it weighs about 5lbs (cheapest/thinnest mirror possible on a cardboard backing) and is flexible. Kid's fine, laugh away. E: You can see him bend it when he first leans on it, it's that flimsy. goatsestretchgoals has a new favorite as of 07:54 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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LonsomeSon posted:
Well if what I learned from watching Steve Irwin is true, when you need to restrain and transport an alligator or crocodile for whatever reason, you have someone with a catch pole bind its mouth closed, throw a sheet over its head to blind it, then have three or four guys jump on its back at once to hold it down. It's pretty important that you get on there without any hesitation or the gator will thrash before you can get a good hold on it. So what I'm guessing happened is this brilliant fellow saw an episode of Crocodile Hunter or two and decided that yah, I can do that. It looks so easy.
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Dec 20, 2015 07:57
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Yeah he's a complete moron. I mean I could probably do it.
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It's like crocodiles in the Northern Territory in Australia. Every year people get eaten. There are huge signs that say "IF YOU SWIM IN THIS POOL YOU WILL BE CROC-MURDERED" every twenty metres in some places. NT Parks and Wildlife have stopped trying to cull the ones that take people, because they'll turn up to the last place the person was seen to find 12 to 15 crocs, with the smaller ones being 500 kilos and 4 metres long. Can't kill them all, so they don't kill any of them.
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I mean technically with some crocodiles you can just rubber band their mouth shut because the muscles opening the jaw are supposed to be quite weak, but you wouldn't exactly try it unless it's important.
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Just got done reading the Silent Hill circumcision meltdown. Holy poo poo. Is there a name for when your brain is broken specifically by the concept of circumcision? I used to know a guy who took it upon himself to educate me on the EVILS OF CIRCUMCISION about a year into our friendship. In the space of two weeks we went from chatting about beer or video games or whatever to where every conversation HAD to be about baby dicks and the alleged mutilation thereof. Yeah it's been addressed already, but circumcision is just a fixation of his. Dude probably has paranoid schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder. He's at the a proper age to really start losing it (symptoms in men most often show at age 20-30) I've seen some pretty weird symptoms like guys think UFO's are stealing their Batteries, the flying snake that lives in a man's throat, and the work that bore through a dude's eyeball and crawled around his skull and chomped have is brain. Not to mention all the devils and angels telling people to murder X group. Circumcision is just another weird fixation/presentation and the Internet allowed him an "outlet"/stimulus and we all got to witness his breakdown/mental health disorder. Kind of like the gang stalker folks or Kevin Haven and his Doll-fucker compatriots. trauma llama has a new favorite as of 09:53 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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what is it about circumcision that makes it a subject like lizard people or the illuminati or whatever to these people though, this isn't the first time I've seen someone lose their poo poo over it.
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"THEY MUTILATED MAH PENIS!  IT'S THEIR FAULT I CAN'T GET LAID!" is the gist of it, I thought.
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FlyinPingu posted:what is it about circumcision that makes it a subject like lizard people or the illuminati or whatever to these people though, this isn't the first time I've seen someone lose their poo poo over it. Jews, it always boils down to Jews.
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Birb Katter posted:Jews, it always boils down to Jews. 
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It's a bit late for halloween, but I found a bit of dogenfreude that I thought was pretty funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okAABAiE3Ko
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Cythereal posted:Florida native here. Out of staters are complete loving morons with gators. As another Florida native I can vouch for this. People are loving stupid.
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In local news:quote:RIVERSIDE: Motorcycle rider performs stunt on highway, crashes, is arrested
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Jollity Farm posted:Somewhat related to herbivores eating meat: That fox is just going to grow bigger.
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Volume posted:what's a legal stunt?
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wyoming posted:Hope this is the plot of the next Silent Hill. Have...have you actually played Silent Hill 4? Ironically, while there's no circumcision subplot like this crazy dude claims, there uh, is a plot about the main psycho's umbilical cord and how he feels disconnect from his mother. Silent Hill's weird sometimes.
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Volume posted:what's a legal stunt? One done on private property.
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Subjunctive posted:One done on private property. Or performed in a public place with the correct permits (in the case of filming a stunt for a movie)
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Volume posted:what's a legal stunt? Sticking you tongue out while driving the speed limit. Of course, you must be wearing protective gear at all times so its more like licking the inside of your helmet.
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Volume posted:what's a legal stunt? Cockney rhyming slang
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gender illusionist posted:Cockney rhyming slang  I am experiencing my own shaden. Going on vacation back to the US for the first time in 10 years, the past 24 hours have been a mess, get an email saying the flights got changed last minute, tried to call the agent to find out just WHAT has been changed, "the 'urgent team' don't work sundays and i cant tell you what is going on with your flight without them, even though you are meant to be flying first thing tomorrow morning" was their response. So i got in touch with the airline instead, turns out it's the return flight, all ok then, til i go to check in online. The retarded agents filled in all my information wrong, misspelt my name, put my date of birth in as i'm 12 years old. Call the airline back, they can change my DOB but say i will need to talk to the check in staff at the airport tomorrow to get the name changed, it's not my fault so 'should' be ok. That's the best they can tell me for now. Followed that up with Dollar rent a car being weirdly odd about letting me use my debit card to reserve a car but then saying i need a credit card to actually hire it, i call them explaining i only have a corporate credit card and i'd rather just use my debit, they say that's fine, but then i get an email later saying it must be credit, but i look on their FAQ and they say debit is fine and what the hell, i guess i'm just gonna wing that too. Then my tablet that i loaded with a bunch of comics and movies for the 14hr flight i have decides to go on the fritz as i'm charging it tonight. Basically i'm already sick of this vacation and it hasn't even started!
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