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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Norns posted:

What are you talking about

Put down the bong.

redbackground posted:

Like what? It might be better to move the convo. to the SW thread, too.

Will do.

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Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Unless you count Doom masturbating constantly to himself.

You make it sound like that isn't the ideal Doom activity. That's like criticizing Spider-man for wisecracking, or Reed Richards for traumatizing his family.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
One punch Man.
Amazing what a solid swing from a baseball bat will do.

Cassa
Jan 29, 2009
The next two pages after that are amazing.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Superman: American Alien #2




Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Teenage Fansub posted:

Superman: American Alien #2






Oh good it's an updated origin story for Superboy Prime. :v: Or is there a crossover with Superman in Afterlife for Archie?

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.

Always with the arms...

haitfais
Aug 7, 2005

I am offended by your ham, sir.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Superman: American Alien #2






Nope.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Here, some actual badass panels from Weirdworld #1


Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Son of a bitch did someone at DC lose an arm in a fire or some kinda factory accident or something?

Always with the arms.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

SynthOrange posted:

Here, some actual badass panels from Weirdworld #1




WIZ KILLA

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Son of a bitch did someone at DC lose an arm in a fire or some kinda factory accident or something?

Always with the arms.

It's a cry for help from the writers and artists there. Please take our hands away.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Teenage Fansub posted:

Superman: American Alien #2






Post that in the funny panels thread because it's hilarious.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

C'mon. It's at least gotta get you reminded about Jeff Goldblum dissolving a guy's arm with fly puke. That's a good time.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Teenage Fansub posted:

C'mon. It's at least gotta get you reminded about Jeff Goldblum dissolving a guy's arm with fly puke. That's a good time.

All that reminds me of is the abortion that was Infinite Crisis #4, and its much better sibling Edited Crisis #4. Poor poor Risk. :( Otherwise known as One Arm McGee.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Jiro posted:

All that reminds me of is the abortion that was Infinite Crisis #4, and its much better sibling Edited Crisis #4. Poor poor Risk. :( Otherwise known as One Arm McGee.

You mean No-Arms McGee.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Teenage Fansub posted:

C'mon. It's at least gotta get you reminded about Jeff Goldblum dissolving a guy's arm with fly puke. That's a good time.

I'm more reminded of the scene from Speeding Bullets where Bruce (the Waynes' adopted son after finding the crashed rocket) no-sells getting shot up by Joe Chill and angrily fries him with his heat vision.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Well don't post it or nothin

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
Gavok actually does poo poo with his life, so allow me.







Superman: Speeding Bullets

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Teenage Fansub posted:

Superman: American Alien #2






Yeah Max Landis this sure is the fresh and relevant update on Superman we've been waiting for :jerkbag:.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
It's actually quite good. Those pages really just don't work well in isolation.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

DC comics : it's about arm reduction

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Travis343 posted:

DC comics : it's about arm reduction

:pusheen:

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Midnighter #1:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Travis343 posted:

DC comics : it's about arm reduction

I wonder what DC's dismemberment ground zero is? I want to say it's that issue of Hawkman by Geoff Johns where Matter Master has this big villain speech where he boasts about how Hawkman is no match for him and he's in for the fight of his life, then Hawkman hacks off his arm with an axe and grunts, "Fight's over," to the onlookers as he leaves.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

TwoPair posted:

Midnighter #1:



Please tell me the Midnighter is back to being a violent murdering psychopath again?

When they closed Wildstorm I just stopped caring.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Yes, but he seems... happy. It's a good book.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please tell me the Midnighter is back to being a violent murdering psychopath again?

I'm really out of the loop. Did they really change him so that he wasn't?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

His boyfriend of five issues just turned out to be Prometheus, which is a bit of a bummer to say the least! but he seemed to take it in stride. He's a well adjusted, pragmatic psycho killer.
It's a great comic.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Wheat Loaf posted:

I wonder what DC's dismemberment ground zero is? I want to say it's that issue of Hawkman by Geoff Johns where Matter Master has this big villain speech where he boasts about how Hawkman is no match for him and he's in for the fight of his life, then Hawkman hacks off his arm with an axe and grunts, "Fight's over," to the onlookers as he leaves.
To be fair, that was part of a story arc where Hawkman was isolating himself, becoming too extreme in his methods, and ends up getting kicked out of the JSA. Cutting off Matter Master's arm was a big deal at the time, the JSA were horrified.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Dario the Wop posted:

To be fair, that was part of a story arc where Hawkman was isolating himself, becoming too extreme in his methods, and ends up getting kicked out of the JSA. Cutting off Matter Master's arm was a big deal at the time, the JSA were horrified.

I know, but I'm just wondering if that's the moment Geoff Johns wrote, "Hawkman throws his axe and cuts off Matter Master's arm," then thought, "That was awesome! I've got to do that again!"

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Geoff Johns just isn't sensitive to that kind of violence. Rucka asked him about it during 52, and Johns just said he grew up on Mortal Kombat and didn't see the problem. It doesn't bother me either. He puts too much heart into his writing to accuse him of making gore porn.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
You also don't need to accuse him, he just does. If he had any interest in indie comics he could write the next Walking Dead

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Die Laughing posted:

Geoff Johns just isn't sensitive to that kind of violence. Rucka asked him about it during 52, and Johns just said he grew up on Mortal Kombat and didn't see the problem. It doesn't bother me either. He puts too much heart into his writing to accuse him of making gore porn.

He absolutely makes gore porn. Mortal Kombat is gore porn. Not being sensitive to it doesn't mean it isn't. That is literally Mortal Kombat's selling point. Like are you seriously going to argue that the Mortal Kombat guys don't put their heart into that game and also create horrific displays of violence for the sake of violence?

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Brian K Vaughn writes good poo poo.

The finale of We Stand on Guard.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Die Laughing posted:

He puts too much heart into his writing to accuse him of making gore porn.

If that was an attempt at a pun, I feel as if I have to respect it.

I fell off the Geoff Johns train in a hurry because of his gore-porn tendencies, and how badly they clash with the Silver Age feel of the rest of his work. His Flash has a fair few scenes where he'd be contrasting Wally and Linda's marital woes with a side plot in which a serial killer was stabbing people to death, and his JSA in volume 2 features a team of throwback Nazis blending children to death while Cyclone does her best to find a new cute costume. Somebody needs to slow Johns's roll down.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Nevvy Z posted:

Brian K Vaughn writes good poo poo.
The finale of We Stand on Guard.

I can't tell if you're being serious.

Also, what's with prominent comics writers all looking like arch-redditors?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

What's an "arch-redditor" lol

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Nevvy Z posted:

Brian K Vaughn writes good poo poo.

The finale of We Stand on Guard.



That is terrible and you should feel terrible that you posted it. I'm genuinely disappointed in Brian K. Vaughn for writing that Millar/Miller-wannabe page.

Discendo Vox posted:

Also, what's with prominent comics writers all looking like arch-redditors?

Ignoring the dumb of "arch-redditor" it's because people tend to look like people down through the generations, and as has been observed on this very website "If Pink Floyd were born in the 80s/90s they would never have been Pink Floyd, they'd have just been whiny dorks with a blog."

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Die Laughing posted:

Geoff Johns just isn't sensitive to that kind of violence. Rucka asked him about it during 52, and Johns just said he grew up on Mortal Kombat and didn't see the problem. It doesn't bother me either. He puts too much heart into his writing to accuse him of making gore porn.

Well, I don't object to comics with violence but I guess with Johns it can sometimes (not always, certainly) come off as a bit try-hard ("Look at how grown-up these comics are!") in my view. Still, I suppose there's not really any harm in that. :shrug:

Not quite as bad as Robert Kirkman doing Invincible, of course (though there it's often so over-the-top and ridiculously violent that it loops round and becomes absurd).

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