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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

I'm way too drunk to drive!

...wait a minute... I shouldn't be listening to me, I'm drunk!

That's just drunk talk! :mad:

... Sweet, sweet drunk talk... :(

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

PT6A posted:

You know how some people are chocoholics? Well, I'm an alcoholic!

And remember that time I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus?*

Well that's nothing, because you have a posting problem!

*:sassargh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

And remember that time I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus?*

Well that's nothing, because you have a posting problem!

*:sassargh:

Posting problem? :sassargh:

The accusation "posting problem" is hurtful, as my posting problem is glandular. :sassargh:

Are you going to post that? [Yoink] :ninja:

TMMadman posted:


No, you're angry.

'Tis the season, TMMadman! :sassargh:

quote:

Look, you're punching the cat right now.

The cat? What's the point? :sassargh:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Do over Ham posted:

The cat? What's the point? :sassargh:



GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:



GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!

Hey, down in front!

NEIN! :hitler: :tfrxmas:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Do over Ham posted:

Hey, down in front!

NEIN! :hitler: :tfrxmas:

:hitler: Das is nicht ein boobie!!! :hitler:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

:hitler: Das is nicht ein boobie!!! :hitler:

Heh heh heh, now they'll never save your brain, Hitler! :sassargh:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Heh heh heh, now they'll never save your brain, Hitler! :sassargh:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003


Chock full of head-y goodness.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
No offense, Hammy, but your half-assed underquoting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overquoting.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

No offense, Hammy, but your half-assed underquoting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overquoting.

But I'm using my whole rear end. :sassargh:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Deviant posted:

:hitler: Das is nicht ein boobie!!! :hitler:

Is that story true, Deviant?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

Is that story true, Deviant?

Is your source on this reliable? :colbert:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Geez, Ham. You've been a real crank lately.


Now you see? That's what I'm talking about. You're always pointing that emoji at us. And calling us "dumbasses."

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Geez, Ham. You've been a real crank lately.


Now you see? That's what I'm talking about. You're always pointing that emoji at us. And calling us "dumbasses."

What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a Christmas emoji -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere by Christmas Day and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head. :arghfist:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Skeesix posted:

Is that story true, Deviant?

I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. :mad:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a Christmas emoji -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere by Christmas Day and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head. :arghfist:

I know kids... I'm scared too... :ohdearsass:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

IMJack posted:

I know kids... I'm scared too... :ohdearsass:

And it was a baby ox :sassargh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DarklyDreaming posted:

And it was a baby ox :sassargh:

Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo baby ox in forty seconds.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Deviant posted:

I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. :mad:

That was all part of a BALL of lies!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Do over Ham posted:

Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. Heh heh, I got it used from the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo baby ox in forty seconds.

At Do over Ham’s, we serve good old-fashioned home cooking, deep fried to perfection.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

That was all part of a BALL of lies!

Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies!?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies!?

All right; it's over! Get 'em outta here!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies!?

IMJack, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen. :downs:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

IMJack, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen. :downs:

:sigh: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ham...

Well, g'bye!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

IMJack posted:

Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies!?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

:sigh: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ham...

Well, g'bye!

We're going out, IMJack! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

We're going out, IMJack! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords
You guys wanna play stickball?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jorghnassen posted:

You guys wanna play stickball?


Tell me more!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Yup...it's a lazy, dog-danglin' afternoon:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Do over Ham posted:

We're going out, IMJack! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!


Its too late for me, IMJack! Sell the jeans and live like a queen!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Do over Ham posted:

We're going out, IMJack! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

Yaay! I like revenging!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

PT6A posted:

Yaay! I like revenging!

I don't know. Vengeance is pretty good.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

PT6A posted:

Yaay! I like revenging!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I love you, Pepsi.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

I love you, Pepsi.

:eng101:

Pepi!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Writhing Funzos, in my sack. :ohdearsass:
Makes me happy. :tfrxmas:
Makes me hurt my back! :sassargh:

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

....partial credit!

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