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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

This is a temporary setback, the nice will last one thousand years!

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

This is a temporary setback, the nice will last one thousand years!

But it's so much more fun to be NaaaAAAUUGGghty... :unsmigghh:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ml4dA8TZTU

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


SilverSupernova posted:

On that note, I am overjoyed to finally be on a winning Splatfest team for the first time since these things started.


You have a worse winning percentage then Marie.

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014
i just today realized that the loading screen with the squid kid's room is backwards compared to the map of it.

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

PSA: DONT play ranked right now, connections are lovely and I just got DCed from a ranked match I was winning; matchmaking failing twice before hand should have clue'd me off to stop.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Inflammatory posted:

team nice is happy for you, and hopes you enjoy your snails in the brief moments before you remember that secondary skills are useless for the most part.

The snails matter little compared to the feeling of finally ending a 6 month losing streak.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

But it's so much more fun to be NaaaAAAUUGGghty... :unsmigghh:.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ml4dA8TZTU

Somebody drew a dead perfect Naughty Fred in splatoon as a miiverse post, I was going to take a picture and post it here but my internet crapped out

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



Zaphod42 posted:

Somebody drew a dead perfect Naughty Fred in splatoon as a miiverse post, I was going to take a picture and post it here but my internet crapped out

It's on the Splatoon tumblr.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!

I managed to make it to Nice Queen yesterday morning, right before I had to visit the in-laws for early Christmas festivities. That said, behold my result:



That's a +33 win streak, which I'm pretty sure is like, twice as high as my previous record. I was with the same 3 people from Defender all the way to Queen, over... 2 hours? I kind of lost track. I think I had all of 2 losses in that time. It was nuts! Only one disconnect, too! (Thanks, LAN adapter!)

My 3 teammates were all using the Splattershot Jr. I was rocking my new best friend, the Slosher Deco. I was never the top score on my team, not even once. In fact I was frequently the lowest scorer... I mean I never got less than 1,000 points, so I wasn't dragging the team down or anything, but still! Yikes, we were effective! Team Nice's loss was certainly not our fault!

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

I suppose that last-second inkstrike to the other team's spawn point was a little much, considering we had pushed them all the way back into it. What can I say? I was feeling mean.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



What kind of horrible monster would put Towers and Bridge as the Rainmaker maps for this batch? Dear lord these are awful.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Night Blade posted:

PSA: DONT play ranked right now, connections are lovely and I just got DCed from a ranked match I was winning; matchmaking failing twice before hand should have clue'd me off to stop.

I should've listened to you.

I mean, I probably would've lost the match anyway but it was really intense and exciting and then just "an error has occurred". Grah.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Kaethela posted:

What kind of horrible monster would put Towers and Bridge as the Rainmaker maps for this batch? Dear lord these are awful.
I've never had a problem with Tower & Rainmaker. Or Bridge actually now that I'm thinking about it. What's the problem with them?

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



LethalGeek posted:

I've never had a problem with Tower & Rainmaker. Or Bridge actually now that I'm thinking about it. What's the problem with them?

Maybe I just got stuck with terrible teams for a couple rounds but Towers has that awful sniper ledge that nobody ever seems to be able to do anything about and Bridge is a bit of a mess to navigate.

Kinky Cookie Bunny
Apr 1, 2011

I need more friends to play splatoon with so I don't get so mad at these rando bitches online!!!

Add me. Name is nyanya44

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Kaethela posted:

Maybe I just got stuck with terrible teams for a couple rounds but Towers has that awful sniper ledge that nobody ever seems to be able to do anything about and Bridge is a bit of a mess to navigate.
Yeah you have to have someone make it their job to ruin that squid's day. Usually I take it upon myself to do this on Tower in any mode. Either Inkzooka or chuck bombs at them from all directions to get them to move. If I really have time I take the far side path to get up the ramp and knock them out from behind.

Bridge idk I've learned to like it well enough. A lot of people don't pay any attention to that right path from spawn and ranked modes give you boxes to get up on the other team's and flank them.

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014

LethalGeek posted:

I've never had a problem with Tower

i refuse to believe this.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



I've gotten two dunks in a row on bridge so far. I take it all back.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Kinky Cookie Bunny posted:

I need more friends to play splatoon with so I don't get so mad at these rando bitches online!!!

Add me. Name is nyanya44

i just followed you on miiverse, i will add ya when i get home! username is rrrowdy

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

Carrasco posted:

I should've listened to you.

I mean, I probably would've lost the match anyway but it was really intense and exciting and then just "an error has occurred". Grah.

A few hours after I posted, I tried again thinking "Im sure its fixed by now" then got booted from the game after the introductory map panning. At least I only lost 8 points for no reason!

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Kinky Cookie Bunny posted:

I need more friends to play splatoon with so I don't get so mad at these rando bitches online!!!

Add me. Name is nyanya44

Kaethela here. Add me too!

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Inflammatory posted:

i refuse to believe this.
Once I learned that in the middle there's always someone behind me or coming up the wall at me and started playing accordingly it's gotten tolerable.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Towers is still a terrible map but I take back everything I said about Bridge. I haven't lost a match on there since I complained about it and have gotten several dunks. It feels quite good.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

I like the parkas but they don't really go with anything I have. :/ The best I can do is cosplay as the guy from watch_dogs.

Inflammatory
Apr 22, 2014
preorder now and receive the inkling's iconic headband

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

Joined up another ranked game, I hear other people talking about playing, so surely everything is fixed now.

Start the splat zones game, do the opening push; game cuts me off. Fortunately the game only took 3 points from me that time.

Are the servers still hosed, or is it just me?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Night Blade posted:

Joined up another ranked game, I hear other people talking about playing, so surely everything is fixed now.

Start the splat zones game, do the opening push; game cuts me off. Fortunately the game only took 3 points from me that time.

Are the servers still hosed, or is it just me?

Purely anecdotal, but I've only been kicked out of one game today.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



NofrikinfuN posted:

Purely anecdotal, but I've only been kicked out of one game today.

I have not been kicked out of any games today, and I've played quite a few. :shrug:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I haven't had any multiplayer problems other than the game locking up for a few minutes before Inkopolis News told me the maps changed.

I don't know why but the little Inkopolis hub reminds me of Sonic Adventure.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

imagine station square with miiverse posts

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Constant graffiti of the statue that represents the kfc colonel

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I feel sorry for the squidkids that live out in the sticks.

Manky
Mar 20, 2007


Fun Shoe

Kinky Cookie Bunny posted:

I need more friends to play splatoon with so I don't get so mad at these rando bitches online!!!

Add me. Name is nyanya44

alf_pogs posted:

i just followed you on miiverse, i will add ya when i get home! username is rrrowdy

Added you guys and sent a request from GreenLoganBrown.

RadicalR
Jan 20, 2008

"Businessmen are the symbol of a free society
---
the symbol of America."
They should have a splatfest of pepper versus salt. Imagine all of the puns!

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

RadicalR posted:

They should have a splatfest of pepper versus salt. Imagine all of the puns!

You're really pushing it here

RadicalR
Jan 20, 2008

"Businessmen are the symbol of a free society
---
the symbol of America."

Dr Cheeto posted:

You're really pushing it here

Come on, give the idea a fair shake. Doesn't it get you pepped up? Or are you just going to be salty about the whole thing?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
What a mighty good man.

Let's talk about splat: I just got into the game, and I'm hungry for advice on gear. Seems like ink efficiency and movement upgrades are great, and I've heard that damage and defense upgrades aren't great, but I know nothing and there's nothing really linked in the OP.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Dr Cheeto posted:

What a mighty good man.

Let's talk about splat: I just got into the game, and I'm hungry for advice on gear. Seems like ink efficiency and movement upgrades are great, and I've heard that damage and defense upgrades aren't great, but I know nothing and there's nothing really linked in the OP.

Damage/Defense abilities are basically worthless. Ink Resistance and Stealth Jump are the two best abilities specific to shoes and you'll want one or the other. The former reduces the speed penalty for running in enemy ink, the latter removes the little circle on the ground telling the entire world where you're going to land during a super jump. It does make your jumps a bit slower to start, though. Swim speed is good, run speed is meh, all the ink saver/ink refill ones are pretty good.

The most important thing to keep in mind about gear is that freshness is paramount. Always go with the gear that looks the most fresh.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Recon is quite good, especially when paired with an Inkstrike weapon (Super Jump back to spawn, look at where everyone is, and pick who's day you're gonna ruin.)

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Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

---

Dr Cheeto posted:

What a mighty good man.

Let's talk about splat: I just got into the game, and I'm hungry for advice on gear. Seems like ink efficiency and movement upgrades are great, and I've heard that damage and defense upgrades aren't great, but I know nothing and there's nothing really linked in the OP.

The way damage and defense upgrades work:
Defense up works how you'd expect, reduces the damage taken slightly. How they work in practice is each tier of defense up (1 primary ability on gear or roughly 3 secondary abilities) makes a couple gun types take a single shot more to kill you. This can actually make a decent amount of difference, but almost no guns you care about are in the first tier of defense, which is what makes it useless as an ability. You need atleast two primaries or 1 primary + 3 secondary defense ups to make your enemy notice at all, and you could have something like the godly Inksaver Main or one or two of the slot-specific abilities instead.
Damage up is mostly worthless because it cannot reduce the number of shots required to kill someone. It only makes a difference if you're fighting someone who happens to have defense up (in which case it will counter-act their defense) or you're using a weapon that can technically kill in one hit but for whatever reason deals less damage. That'd be the splat charger, e-liter, blasters and splat bombs.


Good generic abilities (ones possibly worth taking over a slot-specific primary):
- Inksaver Main
- Swim Speed Up
- Special duration/charge/saver (all good but saver is better for ranked modes than turf war)

Niche generics:
- Respawn speed (good for tower control and sometimes rainmaker)
- Run speed up (good for splatling guns. Has no effect on rollers so don't bother trying there)
- Ink Recovery
- Bomb Range Up (extremely niche and high-level, like, 'memorize where this ability lets you throw from and to for each map' high level)

GARBAGE abilities:
- Inksaver Sub (technically this works alright with splash walls but I still don't think it's worth taking)
- Quick Super Jump
- Defense Up/Damage Up


Every other ability is slot-specific (head only, chest only, feet only) primary abilities. They're literally all good except opening gambit and last ditch effort. Ink resistance up used to be the best ability in the game but then they nerfed it so it's more in line with the other slot specific abilities. Tenacity is probably the best ability in ranked now, but fashion comes first.

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