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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
gently caress me.

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Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Xabi posted:

gently caress me.

That's a bit forward, I usually like to buy a drink first.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Blue Star Error posted:

They said that in Jurassic Park and look what happened

:newlol:

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;


You are the shite scottish ref

Penalty or no penalty?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

PirateBob posted:

Wrong thread, but I want you all to suffer with me:

https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldChat/status/678147959628910592

This is whiter than yodellng

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

PirateBob posted:

Wrong thread, but I want you all to suffer with me:

https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldChat/status/678147959628910592

That woman looks mortified. Just so.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013






Jimmy Hill, a man who overcame having a very large chin to be a successful footballer, died today. He was one of the game's true revolutionaries both on the field and off it: while chair of the English PFA, he led the charge to eliminate the old maximum wage (back in the day footballers could only earn £20 a week) and allowed players to have freedom of movement after their contracts expired (previously teams could retain player rights for however long they felt like it): when he took over Coventry City, he changed the team's colors to sky blue, wrote much of the programs himself, encouraged kids to come to more games by giving them free bottles of Coke and bags of potato chips when they entered Highfield Road, and once when a linesman got hurt he put on a tracksuit, climbed out of the stands and grabbed the flag--he was a qualified ref on top of all that. He was the host of Match of the Day for years, where he used his seat as a place to argue for some of his other ideas, like live matches on TV and three points for a win.

Not everyone liked him, though, especially Scottish people that felt he mocked them on TV a little too much:

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Rearsby Massive
Jun 4, 2007

Oh Yeah
I love this

http://bbc.in/1k8VwVs

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

anime ftw

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://streamable.com/41z8

:captainpop:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Oh he dead.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Right before this idiocy, he gave away the penalty that lost Inter the match. Very good.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


I'd have probably given him the benefit of the doubt...if it had been almost any other player

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Melo plays for Inter wtf??

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

euroboy posted:

Melo plays for Inter wtf??

He asks himself the same question daily

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Got the ball. Should be a booking for simulation. Stupid italian refs.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
I've never been able to figure out if Melo is dirty, like Real Madrid defender Pepe, or just an idiot, like Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Eau de MacGowan posted:

I've never been able to figure out if Melo is dirty, like Real Madrid defender Pepe, or just an idiot, like Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos.

Yes.

Also: http://i.imgur.com/VkKJX9V.gifv

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
pyf felipe melo

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

this is really funny

Lemon
May 22, 2003

He actually looked sort of upset about it, so I'm guessing he's just a moron.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
It doesn't look intentional to me

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


yeah I think he just went full idiot mode because he saw the ball and then was really embarassed and like asking the guy if he was okay

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

GreatestLurker posted:

pyf felipe melo

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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poty posted:

It doesn't look intentional to me

It's not but people who watch football have this really weird reaction to any contact. The intent/impact is grossly overexaggerated for a lot of incidents, more so than in any other sport I pay attention to. Obviously terrible tackles happen but the Melo thing is just reckless, the contact is really minimal. His foot comes down with no power onto the dudes trap but since the player goes to ground for the foul and the angle is weird it looks bad at full speed.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Seltzer posted:

It's not but people who watch football have this really weird reaction to any contact. The intent/impact is grossly overexaggerated for a lot of incidents, more so than in any other sport I pay attention to. Obviously terrible tackles happen but the Melo thing is just reckless, the contact is really minimal. His foot comes down with no power onto the dudes trap but since the player goes to ground for the foul and the angle is weird it looks bad at full speed.

I watch enough UFC to know that a kick to the neck like that can knokc a dude out

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



poty posted:

It doesn't look intentional to me

if it was anyone else, I would agree.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Simone Poodoin posted:

if it was anyone else, I would agree.

:agreed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TV8BlMPT9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAAghiZRbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W51IeZiqxGA

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

What a complete piece of poo poo

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Wrong thread?

https://streamable.com/we43

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
http://gfycat.com/BoldPoliteGoldfish

he mad

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
That Melo thing is a nothing play, and not intentional. Funniest thing is how he lifts his planted leg cause his other leg being up so high stretches his groin, not very flexible. I can relate

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Not intentional - he just isn't that kind of player. He's no Felipe Melo.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
The same player carried on playing, then collapsed, and has now charged the guy who kicked him with attempted manslaughter

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Well that guy should get a lifetime ban and criminal charges, so good on at least the latter part happening.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-players-bought-didi-hamann-7055650

lol

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Sep 12, 2011

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Anyone who stamps Robben is both cool and good in this poster's opinion.

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