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Do over Ham posted:Writhing Funzos, in my sack. Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw.
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Dec 21, 2015 18:39
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DrBouvenstein posted:Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw. So when you realized Christmas was ruined, how did you feel?
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Dec 21, 2015 19:04
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:So when you realized Christmas was ruined, how did you feel? How do you think I felt?
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Monday_ posted:How do you think I felt? You say that so much it's lost all meaning.
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Dec 22, 2015 02:36
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The Nastier Nate posted:Congratulations, you've earned a toffee. I wanted a peanut... 
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Dec 22, 2015 02:43
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Root Bear posted:I wanted a peanut... Well, now you don't get any candy. [pauses] Naw, that's cruel. Take a teensy piece.
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Dec 22, 2015 03:09
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TMMadman posted:You say that so much it's lost all meaning. I've said "Jiminy Jillikers" so many times, the words have lost all meaning!
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Dec 22, 2015 03:44
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Do over Ham posted:Well, now you don't get any candy. [pauses] Naw, that's cruel. Take a teensy piece.  Boys love candy.
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Dec 22, 2015 04:01
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:
^ This is me as a child. Christmas in the 1970s = more varieties and flavors of ribbon candy than the mind can conceive of. All stuck together and fuzed to the bowl. 
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Hey! How did Churchy La Femme get half price? Thanks to Google I now know that Churchy LaFemme was a character on the old Pogo comic strip. 
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Dec 23, 2015 02:19
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Do over Ham posted:Hey! How did Churchy La Femme get half price? You know what you need? A little comic strip called "Love Is". It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
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Dec 23, 2015 02:27
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Do over Ham posted:^ This is me as a child. Christmas in the 1970s = more varieties and flavors of ribbon candy than the mind can conceive of. All stuck together and fuzed to the bowl. I shouldn't have eaten the mint first! 
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Dec 23, 2015 02:59
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Root Bear posted:I shouldn't have eaten the mint first! Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
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Dec 23, 2015 04:45
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Do over Ham posted:Hey! How did Churchy La Femme get half price? Hootie McBoob? Chesty LaRue?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Hootie McBoob? Chesty LaRue? Lois Sanborn.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:09
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Do over Ham posted:Lois Sanborn. Steve Bennett
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The Nastier Nate posted:Steve Bennett Look! It's Tony Bennett!
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Dec 23, 2015 14:41
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What about Mitzi?
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Hello, Mr. Thompson.
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Deviant posted:Hello, Mr. Thompson. Kool Moe Dee Thompson!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Kool Moe Dee Thompson! Loudmouth Thompson! Stupid Thompson Garbage Face!
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Root Bear posted:Loudmouth Thompson! No sports, no talk, no information...for mindless babble we're your station!
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Mooseontheloose posted:No sports, no talk, no information...for mindless babble we're your station! You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those!  ... I deserved that.
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Root Bear posted:Loudmouth Thompson! Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt stinks and I like to sniff my own butt! hey wait a minute 
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Skeesix posted:Hey everybody! Hey, don't yell at Skeesix. Just 'cause he's a little slow...
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Dec 24, 2015 02:32
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, don't yell at Skeesix. Just 'cause he's a little slow... I come from Ca-na-da, and they think I'm a litt-le slow, eehhh?
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IMJack posted:I come from Ca-na-da, and they think I'm a litt-le slow, eehhh? I can't get in trouble on the forums. They put me in the Simpsons Quote class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and goons with mittens pinned to their jackets all year round.
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TMMadman posted:I can't get in trouble on the forums. They put me in the Simpsons Quote class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and goons with mittens pinned to their jackets all year round. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLnecKDUweA
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TMMadman posted:I can't get in trouble on the forums. They put me in the Simpsons Quote class. I'm surrounded by arsonists and goons with mittens pinned to their jackets all year round.  I've been safariin' since before you were born! 
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, don't yell at Skeesix. Just 'cause he's a little slow... something said Not good!
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Oh, come on Ham. This could be the miracle that saves the quote thread's Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, come on Ham. This could be the miracle that saves the quote thread's Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us. But we'll have the last laugh on those Johnny-come-not-lies. We're gonna watch my favorite movie about a Grinch-y little character who tries to steal Christmas. 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, come on Ham. This could be the miracle that saves the quote thread's Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us. This'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:This'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw... You're just like Chilly; the Elf who cannot love... 
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jscolon2.0 posted:Hootie McBoob? Chesty LaRue? I don't want to be Chesty LaRue OR Busty St Claire
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Root Bear posted:You're just like Chilly; the Elf who cannot love... Sorry, Surly.
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