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Karate Bastard posted:How... how do you "mang out"? IIRC what was trying to be conveyed here was to flush the toilet after you poo poo. On a related note, the reason you see so often "Sorry for the incontinence", when "inconvenience" is mean in Chinese mistranslations into English is that, in Chinese, "Lesser convenience" and "Greater convenience" are common euphemisms for pissing and making GBS threads, respectively. Edit: New page, here are pictures!   "Do not admit the cat" 
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death .cab for qt posted:these are things called ""jokes"" So do I have to explain mine to you then?
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Red_October_7000 posted:On a related note, the reason you see so often "Sorry for the incontinence", when "inconvenience" is mean in Chinese mistranslations into English is that, in Chinese, "Lesser convenience" and "Greater convenience" are common euphemisms for pissing and making GBS threads, respectively. Why on Earth would making GBS threads be the greater convenience when peeing is something you could literally do while walking if you were a filthy person. Pooping takes way too much time and is inconvenient. I would much rather only pee for the rest of my life. Unless this is meant to be ironic (I wouldn't be surprised), in which case Chinese slang has layers, mang.
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:Why on Earth would making GBS threads be the greater convenience when peeing is something you could literally do while walking if you were a filthy person. You can also poo poo while you walk but you might want to invest in a skirt or kilt beforehand.
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Going commando might also be a good idea.
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Ha. I thought the only funny part of this pic was the Smurf's eyes.
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The Ape of Naples posted:Ha. I thought the only funny part of this pic was the Smurf's eyes. I was amused by the look of distaste from the other woman.
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Amitabh Bachchan says, "You're all right, Minneapolis."
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便后请冲水 biān hòu qǐng chōng shuǐ After the convenience*, please flush the water. *This could be either poo poo or piss because it doesn't specify the degree of convenience involved, but unfortunately the pronunciation provides no loving clue as to where "mang out" comes from.  This one doesn't make sense in either language.
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seattle, canada
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President Ark posted:seattle, canada Sunny Orlando, just off the coast of Florida. additionally, 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
it's a place where you and your friends can bullshit each other while drinking tea, sounds perfectly logical.
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Goodbye Liver a cat irl posted:Sunny Orlando, just off the coast of Florida. Forgotten again Cumslut1895 has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Dec 21, 2015 |
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 Global and International Studies (except New Zealand)
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a cat irl posted:
Plus gigantic Greenland.
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The Mercator projection strikes again!
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^^^^budgieinspector posted:Plus gigantic Greenland. And tiny Africa.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The Mercator projection strikes again! Word. When I saw this scene from The West Wing, it blew my goddamn mind.
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I saw this sign in central Taiwan, where obviously some harassed local government drone was told "get this made into English" and just used Google translate and called it a day.
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a cat irl posted:
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:Why on Earth would making GBS threads be the greater convenience when peeing is something you could literally do while walking if you were a filthy person. Pooping takes way too much time and is inconvenient. I would much rather only pee for the rest of my life. Unless this is meant to be ironic (I wouldn't be surprised), in which case Chinese slang has layers, mang. Pffft, amateur. 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You can also poo poo while you walk but you might want to invest in a skirt or kilt beforehand. Unnecessary http://youtu.be/ej7328jrPog
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a cat irl posted:
No Britain, either.
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Samovar posted:No Britain, either. Screw the commonwealth!
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As an Australian I approve this map. Bloody kiwis. Y'all do make great wine though. And cider. Ugh fine you can stay.
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Samovar posted:No Britain, either. That's a feature, actually.
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They even mangled the hell out of Michigan. It's the shape of a hand, just up there  at everyone. Instead it looks like Billy Madison trying to write a cursive 'z'
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It's burgin' time! 
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RabbitWizard posted:Pffft, amateur. If this isn't called "Runner's runs" in athletic circles I will be very disappointed. EDIT: Wait, Runner's trots?? Missed opportunity. Caveman Cat has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Dec 21, 2015 |
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It put toronto into Lake Ontario. I am ok with this/
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I like how Boston migrated a few miles out into the Atlantic.bunnyofdoom posted:It put toronto into Lake Ontario. I am ok with this/ That looks more like Lake Michigan. the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Dec 21, 2015 |
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The Mentalizer posted:I like how Boston migrated a few miles out into the Atlantic. I'd be okay with this. V- 
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The Mentalizer posted:I like how Boston migrated a few miles out into the Atlantic. Greater good
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The Mentalizer posted:That looks more like Lake Michigan. If the state were actually there, I'd say more like Traverse City.
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Miranda posted:As an Australian I approve this map. Bloody kiwis. Not a Tasmanian then, cobber?
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