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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

RyokoTK posted:

It's a Portaxx episode without righteous indignation, so it's very funny.

Look how wrong you are.

Indignant Portaxx is the best Portaxx.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i know that when i listen to my favorite Buncha Goofballs Make Fun Of The Internet podcast, I come for legitimate righteous indignation at incredibly stupid poo poo

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
Yelling at stupid people is a cornerstone of this website, sir. :colbert:

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


I've been relistening to some super old eps, and yeah, I really prefer old, goofy Portaxx to "Hates everything" Portaxx. I don't really feel there's much humor in just bein mad at people being dumb.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Alaois posted:

i know that when i listen to my favorite Buncha Goofballs Make Fun Of The Internet podcast, I come for legitimate righteous indignation at incredibly stupid poo poo

What's that, people exaggerate their true feelings, anger included, for comedic purposes?

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
Having just listened to the Mars colonization ep literally yesterday, yeah no it owns, and Portaxx getting SO MAD at all of the doofuses drawing fanart of the Mars colony is so great.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
It is kinda weird how often Portaxx gets called out for her "righteous indignation" when Lemon also frequently gets legit mad at people but nobody cares.

The fact is Portaxx plays up her anger a lot. It's part of her schtick. Just like Bunny Bread has his ladies man schtick, Jack Chick has his rock music schtick, Acierocolotl has his clueless about pop culture schtick, and STOG has his... something. Please try not to read too much into it.

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
that's a metal schtick you philistine

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Afraid of Audio posted:

that's a metal schtick you philistine

I'll be honest, I have no idea what the difference is between rock and metal.

(Somewhere, Jack Chick punches his wall.)

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

dijon du jour posted:

I'll be honest, I have no idea what the difference is between rock and metal.

(Somewhere, Jack Chick punches his wall.)

Rock is guys with guitars singing about girls, metal is guys with louder guitars singing about the devil.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Honestly I don't like it when anyone does the angry thing. It just seems like Portaxx is more prone to do just that sometimes, instead of a variety of gags.

She's great in this recent ep, so that's nice.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
Kumquat has the best schtick.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

alcharagia posted:

Kumquat has the best schtick.

I do enjoy "That weird guy screeching into your ear from the bus seat behind you"

HEY HELLO HI

Bozarth
Sep 2, 2003

What fucking language are you speaking?
YES HELLO I AM MAD ON THE INTERNET

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
hi hello yes

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

It's "YES HI HELLO" you loving plebeians

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
YES HI HELLO, HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BLOOD AND SEMEN

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Imagibe your fave getting angry at Portaxz

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Puppy Time posted:

Honestly I don't like it when anyone does the angry thing.
Except for STOG, obviously.

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
I don't think STOG has a shtick, that's just how STOG is. You know, I can cut out most of that sentence, here's one that's more accurate:

STOG is.

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

Mighty Dicktron posted:

I don't think STOG has a shtick, that's just how STOG is. You know, I can cut out most of that sentence, here's one that's more accurate:

STOG is.

Thanks STOG

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
I AM THE NEW STOG

All is one in STOG. This mighty podcast is my church.

When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices.

When I make a fist to crush your resistance. It is with three billion hands.

When I stare into your eyes and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes!

Nothing like STOG has ever come among you: Nothing will again.

I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg!

And die! Die!

Die for STOG!

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Mighty Dicktron posted:

I don't think STOG has a shtick, that's just how STOG is. You know, I can cut out most of that sentence, here's one that's more accurate:

STOG is.

Here are your boners, that'll be 5.99

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Mighty Dicktron posted:

I don't think STOG has a shtick, that's just how STOG is. You know, I can cut out most of that sentence, here's one that's more accurate:

STOG is.

is STOG real

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

hoobajoo posted:

Rock is guys with guitars singing about girls, metal is guys with louder guitars singing about the devil.

:confused: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFQYaoiIFh8 metal???

RyokoTK posted:

is STOG real

is STOG real, or advanced?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

RyokoTK posted:

is STOG real

No, he is irrational.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

DID YOU KNOW THAT "STOG" SOUNDS A LOT LIKE DOG

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
So the last episode was fantastic.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

http://www.horriblejingles.com/thank-you-stog/

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

ManMythLegend posted:

So the last episode was fantastic.

yeah it was

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

RyokoTK posted:

yeah it was
phuck yeah it was*

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Ariong posted:

No, he is irrational.

Oh come on! If you're going to make THAT math joke, at least realize that irrational numbers are part of the real number set. Stog is complex.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
The bit about the dude loving a shoe in the Den of Stinky Feet episode. Jesus.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

ManMythLegend posted:

So the last episode was fantastic.

It was sugoi.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
I Don't Even Own A Television just released an episode for their most-requested book ever, Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

BootsRaingear posted:

Oh come on! If you're going to make THAT math joke, at least realize that irrational numbers are part of the real number set. Stog is complex.

Thanks for making that joke so the rest of us wouldn't have to.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
This episode was great but the transformation one they recorded is going to be top-tier crazy poo poo.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I Don't Even Own A Television just released an episode for their most-requested book ever, Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Christmas come early! :swoon:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

dijon du jour posted:

The Mars Colonization episode is a kinda "meh" one made great by Portaxx's reactions to people going "I'll draw the fanart of the mission! :downs:"

The Offbeatr episode is a great episode made even better by the stinger at the end. "The successful projects are cartoon, cartoon, cartoon...-'GRRRR'"

The Pokegirls episode speaks for itself at this point.

I love how annoyed she gets at that haha. Those people were the worst in the best possible way.

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FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I Don't Even Own A Television just released an episode for their most-requested book ever, Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Oh my God, I'm so excited. I had to read this book in college and it was god awful.

I didn't think anything could make me happier than them doing The Alchemist. I was wrong.

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