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Inzombiac posted:gently caress. They're better than those DBZ short sleeved button ups that I always see at cons. And I know that Bulma shirt has mostly been sold in at least XXXL sizes, to men. LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Additionally, please enjoy this youtube video, "Being Furry In A Non-Furry World." I like this thread, let's keep things rolling. These guys don't seem to weird, and at least the wolf guy talks about packs and stuff, rather than the more common idea of wolves being bad rear end loners. But when the guy says "i've always had an attraction to cats" just sets off warning bells. If he had said "ive always preferred cats" it wouldn't sound creepy, buy using "Attracted" makes me think Fluffy has seen some poo poo. It also depresses the poo poo out of me that these guys all seem to be able to have stable, well paying jobs, because fursuits are not cheap. 2 people who messaged a friend on OKC. Her reaction is pretty spot on here http://i.imgur.com/EcvpDTg.jpg http://i.imgur.com/25eeHqZ.jpg Reasonably sure the second guy is a Moari gangster. He messaged her because she has Jason Momoa in her list of interests.
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Granny with an Assault Rifle. Mother of god how scary. cash crab posted:Oh, right. I forgot to mention: the new Tumblr debacle is... [drum roll] Don't steal human bones!! uwu callout post. "Bone Trade" laws. No mention of actual graverobbing.
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Until she was old enough to ride, I brought my filly into the rec room to watch TV with me. I always made sure she was 'empty' first. Had my folks caught me, you would not be reading this now.
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goose fleet posted:Midwest Anime Housewife Con this seems like it would be fun and cute?
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Aww, gently caress naw, justsaiyan:quote:Keep that T-shirt with the manufacturing defect, you don't want to pay to send it back to me do you? - simply pay for the shipping of another T-Shirt and I will ship a new T-shirt to you free of charge (excluding shipping costs) You gently caress up and send me a bad shirt, and I have to pay out for shipping again?
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Say what you will about whether this girl counts as A/U/G or not but I'm pretty sure she's Rib Kid's sister.
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Bismuth posted:She has enough gum for the whole class Holy poo poo.
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Bismuth posted:She has enough gum for the whole class This post is solid gold.
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bringmyfishback posted:I disagree, but thank you for your input. Final Fatassy (Actually, the one on the right is probably in as good, or better shape than I am, I just wanted to make the joke.)
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Speaking of fat: I saw my first wild panniculus today. He looked like the Michelin man in sweat pants.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Speaking of fat: You must live in Europe. I usually see a dozen before lunch on any given day.
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Sweden, baby. 250 lbs is considered obese around here.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Sweden, baby. 250 lbs is considered obese around here. What height?
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Speaking of fat: What? Just in the building where I work, we have a half dozen people that we refer to as the 'Corps of Commode Crushers' (C3), they all weigh >300 lb and have either grade 2 or 3 panniculuses. Several of our wall-mounted toilets have been ripped off the walls by these monsters flopping their fat asses down on to the seat.   ed: Ah, you live in Sweden, far from the herds of obese Americans. Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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It's good to know I'm border line Swedish-Fat but American-Fit.
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drat do they at least take some kind of financial responsibility when their sheer weight causes a toilet to rip out of a wall?
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That's not how being fat works. You blame everyone else for your problems including building codes.
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I didn't even know that had a name, let alone grades.
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cash crab posted:I didn't even know that had a name, let alone grades. It's when you get to grade 3+ that women start getting the bizarre pubis mons that sag and flop around like a set of balls.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:women start getting the bizarre pubis mons that sag and flop around like a set of balls. This is the worst thing I have read so far today.
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:It's when you get to grade 3+ that women start getting the bizarre pubis mons that sag and flop around like a set of balls. I could have gone a million years without knowing this and it still would have been several decades too soon
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You all act like you've never seen some extreme fatty porn before.
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coronatae posted:drat do they at least take some kind of financial responsibility when their sheer weight causes a toilet to rip out of a wall? Nope, not a bit. One guy admitted to a coworker / friend that he had flopped down on one and it came out of the wall, but the act never became officially known. That guy, at least, has gone on a weight-loss regime and so far has lost >100 lb, though he was over 400 to begin with. Several other toilets have been damaged since then, but none of the C3 crowd has admitted to it, even in private. ed: Don't GIS 'panniculus'. Grading of abdominal panniculi: Grade 1 Panniculus barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis but not the genitalia. Grade 2 Extends to cover the genitalia. Grade 3 Extends to cover the upper thigh Grade 4 Extends to cover the mid thigh. Grade 5 Extends to cover the knees or beyond. Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Grading of abdominal panniculi: What happens after Grade 5!?
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DandyLion posted:What happens after Grade 5!? "...and beyond" is covered by grade 5, so if your panniculus drags on the ground and covers 3m2 of the earth, then it's still a Grade 5.
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DandyLion posted:What happens after Grade 5!? You get your own show on TLC.
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DandyLion posted:What happens after Grade 5!? You collapse under your own gravity and become something like a black hole, except the only thing that can't escape you is pizza.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Nope, not a bit. One guy admitted to a coworker / friend that he had flopped down on one and it came out of the wall, but the act never became officially known. That guy, at least, has gone on a weight-loss regime and so far has lost >100 lb, though he was over 400 to begin with. Several other toilets have been damaged since then, but none of the C3 crowd has admitted to it, even in private. I'm really a visual guy, pix?
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Darth123123 posted:I'm really a visual guy, pix? Grade 5:  http://i.imgur.com/3kFLuh0.jpg
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For a brief terrifying second I thought that the picture was of a 5th grade kid.
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From a few threads ago, but i haven't seen it reposted so here it is http://i.imgur.com/KmWURqA.jpg You can tell the women behind him are laughing at him, and I just know he always writes with that stupid quill pen (which doesn't fit with the rest of his outfit, its a mix of things thought of classy through about 4 centuries) and he always bitches that he doesn't have enough time to finish essay questions because it takes him 10x longer to write anything.
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Didn't historical quill pens have most or all of the vanes stripped from the shaft? Also, made from primaries, not giant gently caress-off plumes?
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He's just in his mating plumage.
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You'd think somebody that dedicated to his gimmick would at least check the 'quill pen' wikipedia page
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:You'd think somebody that dedicated to his gimmick would at least check the 'quill pen' wikipedia page His knowledge probably comes from that Disney cartoon about the mouse that helped Ben Franklin. And simpler wooden stylus like pens were way more common in usage than big giant feather pens, which were more a show of wealth than anything. And at first I thought it was a regular ballpoint pen with a feather attached you can get at gift shops at like Colonial Willamsberg or around Boston, but there's a jar of ink there, so its probably a dip or fountain pen. I'm not sure how kosher these are, but I have a whole bunch of them. http://i.imgur.com/kctNBGm.jpg I first misread that as HUNGER not HUGER, so it was way creeper than it is. I seriously hope this a joke. http://i.imgur.com/WXl1AIs.jpg
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twistedmentat posted:I'm not sure how kosher these are, but I have a whole bunch of them. nothing wrong with these imo  well I mean, aside from being horrifying. And thank you for all of your contributions recently!
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:nothing wrong with these imo Cool. I've read AUG threads for ages and never managed to get in on one early enough to post stuff in it. I always was suspect of the terrifying OKC profile pics like that because I'm not sure how much they fit. I swear some of these have to be jokes because I cannot imagine there are people who are so unaware of themselves and others they think this is information that they want to have out there. http://i.imgur.com/tXYFtRX.jpg I bet he talks about "legitimate rape" a lot This is most certainly Awkward, but the dude is owning it so hard it becomes awesome. http://i.imgur.com/7JXmg83.jpg Almost forgot about this. "Plus sized" Model Tess Holiday is a giant loving shitbag (and not because she's so fat she can barely stand up on her own weight) http://imgur.com/gallery/260BU twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 23:36 on Dec 22, 2015 |
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