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i only like to get wild when i'm in vegas, rest of the time i'm pretty straight laced
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i can drink at noon and it's a weekday! vegas baby!!!
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Dec 22, 2015 18:40
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*is extremely concerned by the two drink minimum sign at the strip club*
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Dec 22, 2015 19:19
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*buys waitress a shot*
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Dec 22, 2015 21:23
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i knew a girl in college who worked as a cocktail waitress at platinum plus a few nights a week. she claimed to pull in $500 a shift. dudes would buy her shots, the bartender would pour her a shot of water or tea, pocket the $12 or whatever it costed. pretty lol
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Dec 22, 2015 21:26
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Barnyard Protein posted:i knew a girl in college who worked as a cocktail waitress at platinum plus a few nights a week. she claimed to pull in $500 a shift. dudes would buy her shots, the bartender would pour her a shot of water or tea, pocket the $12 or whatever it costed. pretty lol lol
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Dec 22, 2015 21:46
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Cat Face Joe posted:*at the strip club*
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Dec 22, 2015 22:20
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Barnyard Protein posted:i knew a girl in college who worked as a cocktail waitress at platinum plus a few nights a week. she claimed to pull in $500 a shift. dudes would buy her shots, the bartender would pour her a shot of water or tea, pocket the $12 or whatever it costed. pretty lol pity about the $600/night coke habit though
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Dec 22, 2015 22:21
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sorry son but this poast was merely a remix of this: Cat Face Joe posted:i regularly go to strip clubs you're gonna have to get up pretty early in the morning to out 5 figgie me
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Dec 22, 2015 22:59
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*eats the food at strip clubs* yo check these wings out
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Dec 22, 2015 23:03
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check it out, its my frequent customer discount card from hooters
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Dec 22, 2015 23:11
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FMguru posted:check it out, its my frequent customer discount card from hooters heh, only 4 stamps?
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Dec 22, 2015 23:15
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tiffany will stamp my card twice per visit bc i'm a regular there. i got the hook up  i gave her a personal loan bc of how good of friends we are. the girl is having a pretty rough time, she doesn't even have a cell phone.
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Dec 22, 2015 23:36
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Progressive JPEG posted:*slathers ranch dressing on white lettuce* im gonna be a little bold today waiter, i'll have... jalapeno ranch
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Dec 23, 2015 00:34
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Barnyard Protein posted:tiffany will stamp my card twice per visit bc i'm a regular there. i got the hook up lol
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Dec 23, 2015 00:47
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Barnyard Protein posted:tiffany will stamp my card twice per visit bc i'm a regular there. i got the hook up 5
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Dec 23, 2015 00:53
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Barnyard Protein posted:tiffany will stamp my card twice per visit bc i'm a regular there. i got the hook up omg
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Dec 23, 2015 01:03
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dr who is my favorite show
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Dec 23, 2015 01:08
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time to get this houseparty started Youtube -> EminemVEVO -> Play All just gotta wait 5 seconds to skip the ads then we're in business
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Dec 23, 2015 01:47
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I brag about how little sleep I get
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Dec 23, 2015 03:25
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dont talk to me before i've had my morning coffee *yes i'll have a double caramel mocha chai frappucino with extra whip and extra syrup"
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Dec 23, 2015 03:25
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My favorite video game is
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Dec 23, 2015 03:26
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i married someone i met at bible studies
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Dec 23, 2015 03:26
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I drive a chevy tahoe on rims
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Dec 23, 2015 03:27
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i booked my star wars tickets online so i could get an aisle seat
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Dec 23, 2015 03:27
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I use expedia
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Dec 23, 2015 03:27
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I'm leasing the rims on my leased used Land Rover
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Dec 23, 2015 04:18
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I list "playing video games" under "interests & hobbies" on my resume
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Dec 23, 2015 04:20
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I have a "hobbies & interests" section on my resume
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Dec 23, 2015 04:20
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I'm seriously thinking about quitting my job to focus on being a cyberathlete
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Dec 23, 2015 04:20
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i enjoy shows on cbs
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Dec 23, 2015 05:12
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mishaq posted:i enjoy shows on cbs i pay for a tremendously overpriced cable package despite mostly watching broadcast tv
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Dec 23, 2015 05:27
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Panty Saluter posted:i pay for a tremendously overpriced cable package despite mostly watching broadcast tv i pay $45/month for 3 DVRs because i GOTTA be able to watch MAH SHOWS in every room
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Dec 23, 2015 05:28
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I lift weights and eat like poo poo as normal, this 20% bodyfat really suits me and in no way do I look like a fat clown pig.
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Dec 23, 2015 05:46
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wide stance posted:I lift weights and eat like poo poo as normal, this 20% bodyfat really suits me and in no way do I look like a fat clown pig. same but 6ft 130lbs
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Dec 23, 2015 05:53
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Wild EEPROM posted:dont talk to me before i've had my morning coffee this is 6 figgy fucktard territory a 5 FF would brag about how dunkin donuts coffee is just as good as Starbucks and saves him 6 dollars a week
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Dec 23, 2015 07:40
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I don't have any savings but Starbucks is addictive
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Dec 23, 2015 12:22
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I pay everything with cash, that way the GUBMINT can't track what I do. *spends 8 hours a day on  -tracked cellphone*
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Dec 23, 2015 13:32
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We're closing at 8pm on Christmas, I'll get to have some cold leftovers and open presents by myself 
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Dec 23, 2015 13:34
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the bad part about Christmas is my usual days off are Thursday and Friday so I don't get any extra days off 
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