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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Big Mean Jerk posted:

First Order and New Republic have a tenuous peace. Leia says "gently caress that", forms a Resistance, and the NR helps them a little on the side. Think Lend-Lease prior to the US entry into WW2.

or the mujahideen in afghani.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

TK-42-1 posted:

or the mujahideen in afghani.

Or the Kurds versus ISIS in Iraq. Everyone is sick of the war and wants to put it behind them, plus there's factions that would nothing better than the old bosses to come back into power because they've been disenfranchised by the new government.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I just watched EP 3 a few hours ago. loving Sheev was stealing the show with his hilarious facial expressions. The whole time, Sheev was loving that poo poo. Too bad the flippy poo poo makes it so stupid.

Seeing the last 20 minutes of EP 6 right now because I don't care about the rest of that movie. Sheev at his best right here. loving sitting there with that "lol, you're gonna be evil like your gay dad, Luke!" talk.



My conclusion: Sheev did nothing wrong. Killing all the jedi was a good thing.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Sheev is good fun, and singlehandedly makes Ep III almost not unwatchable.

Jurgan posted:

Also, I'm indecisive on the existence of "a cluster of black holes." On the one hand, I doubt there's any way that could even exist. On the other hand, they say the people in universe don't understand it either. I kind of like the idea that, even in this far-off future, sometimes we still find things that make us say "poo poo, I don't know." Then again, wouldn't everyone in the system be fried by the radiation?

Also, how is the Satellite of Love resupplied with consumables?

Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Dec 21, 2015

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Otisburg posted:

Also, how is the Satellite of Love resupplied with consumables?

Well, partway into the Mike years the Mads develop the umbilicus which is just Gypsy's tail stretched down to Earth and they send stuff up that way.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

drunk asian neighbor posted:



1313 may yet live if rumors are to be believed. Disney's making more money than they even imagined off the franchise and they'd be morons not to take advantage of every avenue they have to reap fanboy dollars. I'm pretty sure there's also a 1313-style TV series in the works as well.

I just want a new classic Sty;e X-Wing/TIE game. I know it's the least likely thing to get made in modern times, but its the best games the Franchise ever made

KiteAuraan posted:

Good job Denning, you wrote a weird porno.


If someone writes a funnier Star Wars short story using the word "Bugslut" I will buy them a name change cert to rename themselves "Bugslut" or whatever else. Not kidding, I'll judge them the day after Xmas

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Jurgan posted:

I'm not sure a bunch of stars can all collapse at once in the same place. And don't most black holes give off enormous amounts of radiation? Isn't it impossible for life to exist in the galactic core for that reason.
Stars are often born in groups around the same time from a single gas cloud. If a bunch of them are giant stars, they could all collapse into black holes around the same time.

I didn't know this before googling it right now but we've apparently found one such cluster in Andromeda: http://arstechnica.com/science/2013/06/nasa-finds-unprecedented-black-hole-cluster-near-andromedas-central-bulge/

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Booblord Zagats posted:

I just want a new classic Style X-Wing/TIE game. I know it's the least likely thing to get made in modern times, but its the best games the Franchise ever made

God I want a new X-Wing\TIE Fighter game so bad but it isn't gonna happen. :smith:

I have to resort to downloading new ships for X-Wing Alliance and loving around with those.

Decorus
Aug 26, 2015

Elukka posted:

Stars are often born in groups around the same time from a single gas cloud. If a bunch of them are giant stars, they could all collapse into black holes around the same time.

I didn't know this before googling it right now but we've apparently found one such cluster in Andromeda: http://arstechnica.com/science/2013/06/nasa-finds-unprecedented-black-hole-cluster-near-andromedas-central-bulge/

I guess that answers the question which galaxy SW is set in. And given it's distance from the Milky Way, any direct observations would only show events that happened a long time ago. The only question now is where George Lucas managed to hid his giant supertelescope.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Decorus posted:

I guess that answers the question which galaxy SW is set in. And given it's distance from the Milky Way, any direct observations would only show events that happened a long time ago. The only question now is where George Lucas managed to hid his giant supertelescope.

but in a galactic sense andromeda isn't far far away at all

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









muscles like this? posted:

What I took from the line is that Lucas didn't know what a parsec was outside of space and that's it.

Lol I mean of course Jesus Christ ppl

His first script is the shittiest fanfic level bullshit. Dude is a hack who got lucky.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

sebmojo posted:

Lol I mean of course Jesus Christ ppl

His first script is the shittiest fanfic level bullshit. Dude is a hack who got lucky.

:smug: 5 billion dollars bitches :smug:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



he basically admitted long ago he's a poo poo storyteller and just wanted to be a cinematographer. for the OT he surrounded himself with collaborative talent, including his mostly unsung ex-spouse, and the difference shows

i mean maybe it's in the hands of a soulless conglomerate and maybe they played it safe, but it's still better than minstrel show cartoon frogs and galactic c-span exposition scenes

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Otisburg posted:

he basically admitted long ago he's a poo poo storyteller and just wanted to be a cinematographer. for the OT he surrounded himself with collaborative talent, including his mostly unsung ex-spouse, and the difference shows

hence the PT, where every scene is showcasing ILM special effects and advanced greenscreen techniques applied to the minimum adequate movie material

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




URoRRuR'R'R raped and killed a girl in 1999.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

TK-42-1 posted:

URoRRuR'R'R raped and killed a girl in 1999.

He went from Hootini to Yub Nub

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I mean Han can be lying about his ship and Lucas can also use the wrong word in the script. Unless you want to think Han is such an idiot that he would try to con someone with "Yeah my truck is fast. It can get you from Philly to New York in twenty miles!"

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




TK-42-1 posted:

URoRRuR'R'R raped and killed a girl in 1999.

URoRRuR'R'R is my spirit animal.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
Probably a bit of both. In the SW universe it might be a really obscure measurement like 'chain' or something. Even in the real world, parsec isn't used much compared to light years.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


I can't believe that even the psychotic desert people have their own names

But I can, you know, because EU

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Dely Apple posted:

I can't believe that even the psychotic desert people have their own names

But I can, you know, because EU

Doesn't Ben Kenobi say their name in the movie itself? Like I'm not sure you can blame the EU for that one

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Xenomrph posted:

Doesn't Ben Kenobi say their name in the movie itself? Like I'm not sure you can blame the EU for that one

he means that its individually named URoRRuR'R'R, which I'm quite certain Kenobi didn't mention

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

URoRRuR'R'R was named as a tongue-in-cheek joke by the Decipher card game. There was also URoRRuR'R'R's bantha and URoRRuR'R'R's gaffi stick. My friends and I were in middle school and understood this to be a joke but the 40 year olds who run wookieepedia did not.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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looks like a great scene in the making

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Tender Bender posted:

URoRRuR'R'R was named as a tongue-in-cheek joke by the Decipher card game. There was also URoRRuR'R'R's bantha and URoRRuR'R'R's gaffi stick. My friends and I were in middle school and understood this to be a joke but the 40 year olds who run wookieepedia did not.

urorrrurrrr sounds like what i say when i'm trying to wake up in the morning

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Tender Bender posted:

URoRRuR'R'R was named as a tongue-in-cheek joke by the Decipher card game. There was also URoRRuR'R'R's bantha and URoRRuR'R'R's gaffi stick. My friends and I were in middle school and understood this to be a joke but the 40 year olds who run wookieepedia did not.

Yeah it was a great game. My brother and I had fun trying to pronounce them
Pro-tip: the famous sniper one is clearly superior to the one that uses the gaffi stick to beat Luke over the head.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Tender Bender posted:

URoRRuR'R'R was named as a tongue-in-cheek joke by the Decipher card game. There was also URoRRuR'R'R's bantha and URoRRuR'R'R's gaffi stick. My friends and I were in middle school and understood this to be a joke but the 40 year olds who run wookieepedia did not.

Wasn't the card just URorRrorRurRoruorurR for the flavor text? I think I had one of those.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

Gammatron 64 posted:

God I want a new X-Wing\TIE Fighter game so bad but it isn't gonna happen. :smith:

I have to resort to downloading new ships for X-Wing Alliance and loving around with those.

A new X wing was in development for the Wii U (lolwhut) when lucasarts got shut down.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Dr. Lariat posted:

A new X wing was in development for the Wii U (lolwhut) when lucasarts got shut down.

I would buy a WiiU for a game that let me bring up the exhaust port on the WiiU controller screen, drop it, grab a regular Wiimote and use the loving force to take out that Death Star

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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whats the name of the sand person that sniped one of the aliens in the pod race in episode i

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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found it

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Orr_Agg_R%27orr

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Fojar38 posted:

looks like a great scene in the making

I like to imagine they were making lightsaber noises as they swung their sticks.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Kaiju Cage Match posted:

I like to imagine they were making lightsaber noises as they swung their sticks.

They actually did this and had to remove it in post.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


TK-42-1 posted:

They actually did this and had to remove it in post.

IIRC they had to tell Chris Pratt to stop making gun noises every time he shot the guns in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

TK-42-1 posted:

Wasn't the card just URorRrorRurRoruorurR for the flavor text? I think I had one of those.

Not his card but there was some tusken raider card like that. They had fun with some of the captions for those. I remember a card for some random Imperial extra and the flavor text ended with "Hasn't had a date in years."

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

TK-42-1 posted:

Yeah, but Leia had never met the girl and Rey had no idea who that was. It just seemed kind of odd. In the back of my mind I'm wondering if Leia was who left her behind on Jakku or something, but I hope it's not.

They both know the force, duh. That's how Leia knew when Han died.



Best part of the movie was the trippy force vision. The movie being 90% a retelling of the original movie was a detriment, but at least the varied locations were pretty, especially that smuggler bar. I caught a warhammer logo among the flags there too.

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1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
If that was the Warhammer Ork logo, then that's a Star Wars logo too. It's the Mandalorian logo.

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