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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

ratbert90 posted:

Worst part about the new StarWars?

No helmet hair

They have laser swords and FTL travel, helmet-resistant hairspray is a technological pittance by comparison.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

They have laser swords and FTL travel, helmet-resistant hairspray is a technological pittance by comparison.

I choose to believe the in universe answer is that everyone's hair is crawling with colonies of nanobots that continuously style and cut their hair to keep it perfect. Or they all just use the force to do it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



JarJar Jizz hair gel holds firm

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
There was a small moment when he took his helmet off that I thought it was Andy Sandberg and I was very happy.

Rosoboronexport
Jun 14, 2006

Get in the bath, baby!
Ramrod XTreme

It's from a news site so it might be staged but let's hope it's not.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Ratjaculation posted:

JarJar Jizz hair gel holds firm

Why is the hair gel named after a music genre?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
That's not schaden, that's adorable. :3:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Automatic Slim posted:

There you go. Dom/Sub stuff is so serious. Doesn't anyone have fun being a smart rear end and egging the Dom on? Making them lose their poo poo? Maybe turn the tables on them?

Not only does this poo poo look painful the whole attitude is painfully boring.

IRL that's totally a thing. D/s porn is somehow about a hundred times more boring and unrealistic as regular vanilla porn.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Automatic Slim posted:

There you go. Dom/Sub stuff is so serious. Doesn't anyone have fun being a smart rear end and egging the Dom on? Making them lose their poo poo? Maybe turn the tables on them?

Not only does this poo poo look painful the whole attitude is painfully boring.

Norm Macdonald's bondage safeword is "Boring...":rolleyes:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Automatic Slim posted:

There you go. Dom/Sub stuff is so serious. Doesn't anyone have fun being a smart rear end and egging the Dom on? Making them lose their poo poo? Maybe turn the tables on them?

Not only does this poo poo look painful the whole attitude is painfully boring.

There actually is a subset of BDSM with "brats". They're usually girls who like to refuse to do things and act like a dick to their dom, which usually means more of the punishment that they really want.

BDSM stuff is basically just an extension of sexual roleplaying in general.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless




chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Exactly what happened with the sale? It looks normal to me.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly what happened with the sale? It looks normal to me.

They're just whining over nothing again. A few people are steamed that it's going to be the same deals throughout with no flash sales or anything, but this is the second time in a row that steam has done that.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I dunno. I have a full time job so it's not a big deal? :shrug:

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)
I think it's just nerds having opinions.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Wanamingo posted:

They're just whining over nothing again. A few people are steamed that it's going to be the same deals throughout with no flash sales or anything, but this is the second time in a row that steam has done that.

Keep in mind that the sale went live today at 1pm EST, so we're listening to people bitch and whine that nothing they want is discounted right now.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rick_Hunter posted:

I think it's just nerds having opinions.

Feels good man.

Vookatos
May 2, 2013
I'm guessing Steam didn't include some lovely minigame with the sale? Earlier there were a clicker-type minigame, some weird team poo poo that I didn't get, voting for which games should be on... Guess "Buy games for low prices" isn't enough for a sale.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Keep in mind that the sale went live today at 1pm EST, so we're listening to people bitch and whine that nothing they want is discounted right now.

Prices stay the same through the whole sale now.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Lurking Haro posted:

Prices stay the same through the whole sale now.

The schadenfreude is on Steam then, the flash sales were a great way to get nerds to keep checking the store every 6 hours and eventually impulse buying something.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Every person has some catalyst in their young adulthood that makes them get interested in and develop opinions about economics, politics, sex, science, war, love, etc.

Once they were assassinating archdukes, now they're rageposting about Steam sales

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Data Graham posted:

Every person has some catalyst in their young adulthood that makes them get interested in and develop opinions about economics, politics, sex, science, war, love, etc.

Once they were assassinating archdukes, now they're rageposting about Steam sales

I'm just gonna split the difference and download Franz Ferdinand albums

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



buttcoinbrony posted:

The schadenfreude is on Steam then, the flash sales were a great way to get nerds to keep checking the store every 6 hours and eventually impulse buying something.

And though saying this is going to make me sound like a horrible nerd, the relatively small discounts and lack of pressure selling means that things on the edges of what people may try won't get purchased.

But then my reaction is to go, "Oh well," buy the things I'm interesting in that are priced down to a reasonable level, and then move on with my life.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Data Graham posted:

Every person has some catalyst in their young adulthood that makes them get interested in and develop opinions about economics, politics, sex, science, war, love, etc.

Once they were assassinating archdukes, now they're rageposting about Steam sales

Well they get into murder still, but just like mra-type murders that aren't so much political figures but just women in general.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Random Stranger posted:

But then my reaction is to go, "Oh well," buy the things I'm interesting in that are priced down to a reasonable level, and then move on with my life.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Lurking Haro posted:

Prices stay the same through the whole sale now.

Oh, I thought only the flash sales were gone. That said, it's good that I don't have to rush and buy a game at the moment then. I can sit around until payday. I don't see how this is a big deal at all.

Essentially, it's the last day of the sale for as long as the sale is going on. Thank goodness.

buttcoinbrony posted:

The schadenfreude is on Steam then, the flash sales were a great way to get nerds to keep checking the store every 6 hours and eventually impulse buying something.

Could be a New Coke sort of deal where this sale doesn't work out, then suddenly the Summer Sale is back to normal and everybody is flipping out and buying more? Eh, either way I guess I'm just going to buy Fallout 4 either way.

Random Stranger posted:

And though saying this is going to make me sound like a horrible nerd, the relatively small discounts and lack of pressure selling means that things on the edges of what people may try won't get purchased.

But then my reaction is to go, "Oh well," buy the things I'm interesting in that are priced down to a reasonable level, and then move on with my life.

Pretty much. It's a lot more calmer, actually.


To be fair, I wouldn't be spending that much on the sale this year anyway due to how things worked out. So not having to bust my rear end to get stuff bought before 1pm is a godsend. It is funny to see people freaking out, however.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Could be a New Coke sort of deal where this sale doesn't work out, then suddenly the Summer Sale is back to normal and everybody is flipping out and buying more? Eh, either way I guess I'm just going to buy Fallout 4 either way.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


The real schadenfreude is that new games like this NEVER are affected by the Winter sale. Might take a price cut in January/February but not this freaking early.

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Getting flashbacks to nerds freaking out about how GTAV "didn't get a discount" a few months after it showed up on steam. I say "didn't get a discount" because you got the game and some free ingame money for the regular price of the game but apparently that's bad.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Oh, I thought only the flash sales were gone. That said, it's good that I don't have to rush and buy a game at the moment then. I can sit around until payday. I don't see how this is a big deal at all.

You're not a whiny entitled jobless child who depends on his parents to buy things, that's key

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trick is to just put the things you want in your wish list and then forget about them until they send you an email that they're on sale. If they're below what you wanna pay, that's awesome, if not, then just wait another six months or a year or whatever.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

buttcoinbrony posted:

The schadenfreude is on Steam then, the flash sales were a great way to get nerds to keep checking the store every 6 hours and eventually impulse buying something.

Valve have metrics like you wouldn't believe. They would have cut out flash sales because the data they have supports that action. If there were enough people checking constantly to generate enough impulse buys, their data would show it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Random Stranger posted:

And though saying this is going to make me sound like a horrible nerd, the relatively small discounts and lack of pressure selling means that things on the edges of what people may try won't get purchased.

But then my reaction is to go, "Oh well," buy the things I'm interesting in that are priced down to a reasonable level, and then move on with my life.

This is pretty much how I feel about it. Takes the pressure off when I see things on my list not cheap enough to afford and I know I don't have to watch them like a hawk. Though there are several games that surprise me by not being part of the sale. At all. I don't mean AAA hot new games, I mean tiny indie games nobody's heard of that are several years old and probably terrible. Like the awful looking Troma game that's apparently been around a while and I only last month found out about it for instance.

I wonder if the previous model of daily deals and flash sales was really taxing on Valve's end resource/traffic wise and that's why they're trying without?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A few people are saying the flash sales are gone because people have been abusing the refund system by buying games while they're on sale for extra cheap, waiting until they return to the less discounted sale price, and then asking for their money back and getting its current price in return. That seems like it'd be a really easy fix though, so I don't know if I believe it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Wanamingo posted:

A few people are saying the flash sales are gone because people have been abusing the refund system by buying games while they're on sale for extra cheap, waiting until they return to the less discounted sale price, and then asking for their money back and getting its current price in return. That seems like it'd be a really easy fix though, so I don't know if I believe it.

Don't you have like, 30 days for a refund on Steam? I would think you could do that with any sale item then...

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

The real schadenfreude is that new games like this NEVER are affected by the Winter sale. Might take a price cut in January/February but not this freaking early.

Apparently PS4 Fallout is on sale, down $15. Poor PC master race.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Subjunctive posted:

Apparently PS4 Fallout is on sale, down $15. Poor PC master race.

Yeah, poor $0.99 over paying bastards.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Indolent Bastard posted:

Yeah, poor $0.99 over paying bastards.

I meant in the context of the Steam whiner complaining that there wasn't a FO4 discount. Is that key seller legit?

(The PS4 sale was down $15, not down to $15, though.)

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