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AnonSpore posted:Minced carrot? thats my best guess it just seems like an odd use of carrot
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Dec 23, 2015 01:03
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caligulamprey posted:Hunh. Every christmas meal as a kid would involve some sort of beef brisket, mashed potatoes and yorkshire pudding. I didn't know it was an actual traditional thing and not just something my family did. It was actually the careful result of slowly prohibiting several kinds of meat until all we were left with was paella and roast beef. She won't eat carp because she owned koi fish, she won't eat goose because my grandmother used to buy them with their heads on (which went for turkey, but only on Christmas for some reason), I won't eat ham, etc. So, roast for Christmas eve and paella for Christmas day, because every Chinese restaurant in town is closed on Christmas, my mom just sadly discovered. We also cannot eat small eggs and lobster.
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Dec 23, 2015 03:04
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Nope. Can't do it. Don't care how tasty it is. Can't.
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Dec 23, 2015 04:06
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Kakairo posted:Nope. It's like a necromancer's breakfast. EDIT: Thanks Google 
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Dec 23, 2015 04:20
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cash crab posted:every Chinese restaurant in town is closed on Christmas, my mom just sadly discovered. Labour laws?
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cash crab posted:I'll bet this was great, but it made me laugh because my first thought was "Bean Cup" iBEAN CUP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JW133F0AK4&hd=1
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Brawnfire posted:It's like a necromancer's breakfast. Lol he's annoyed as gently caress at all those skeletons horsing around while he's trying to eat
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Dec 23, 2015 04:31
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Kakairo posted:Nope.  I also found this: 
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Turdporridge disapproves
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Lol he's annoyed as gently caress at all those skeletons horsing around while he's trying to eat hahaha
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I love self-aware food.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Labour laws? For this province, the only law would be that employees need to be paid extra. Hence why we get to go to the movie theatre!
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cash crab posted:It was actually the careful result of slowly prohibiting several kinds of meat until all we were left with was paella and roast beef. She won't eat carp because she owned koi fish, she won't eat goose because my grandmother used to buy them with their heads on (which went for turkey, but only on Christmas for some reason), I won't eat ham, etc. So, roast for Christmas eve and paella for Christmas day, because every Chinese restaurant in town is closed on Christmas, my mom just sadly discovered. Just make the linguini and clam sauce I posted earlier. If you're feeling fancy you can omit the anchovy fillets and use fresh clams. Make sure the shuck them over a bowl to save the juice and maybe strain the juice to get rid of grit. Or just steam the clams in their shells in the linguini and sauce but remember to throw out any that didn't open. Save me some and also say hi to your mom for me.
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Desperado Bones posted:
If you squint it kind of looks like loss.jpg.
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:If you squint it kind of looks like loss.jpg. Holy poo poo you are right 
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Dec 23, 2015 07:21
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Semisponge posted:Why? How?! I'm gross. Nah, I just like it. caligulamprey posted:Hunh. Every christmas meal as a kid would involve some sort of beef brisket, mashed potatoes and yorkshire pudding. I didn't know it was an actual traditional thing and not just something my family did. My family does, too! My dad is from England and my mom always said that's why we ate that exact configuration of things on Christmas Eve.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:36
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Wait, what is this? I'm from and I have no clue
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo you are right jfc this thread.
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Dec 23, 2015 09:34
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo you are right Oh my god
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo you are right
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo you are right Holy poo poo
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Loss only needs the final frame now It's like watching the Berlin Wall come down in real time
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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This is probably the greatest $2 lunch I've ever made. 2 packets of Indo Mie (Indonesian? 2 minute noodles that come with soy sauce, hot sauce, flavouring oil, fried onion and msg based flavouring powder) 2 poached eggs (done cheats way wrapped in canola oil sprayed plastic wrap and thrown in the noodle water pot while it's boiling) Salt and pepper Sriracha sauce. 10/10 every time
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Dec 23, 2015 13:54
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Looks like the beginning to one of the chickencheese recipe posts.
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Dec 23, 2015 15:41
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My dinner from last night?
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Sweet As Sin posted:Wait, what is this? I'm from It's relleno negro / chilmole /black thingy that tastes good from yucatan.
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Dec 23, 2015 16:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpBbGk202g
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo you are right It's happening!!!
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Alter Ego posted:Looks like the beginning to one of the chickencheese recipe posts. chickencheese thread was the best son
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Dec 23, 2015 23:13
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So all I could identify on that lossdish.jpg is raw onion and some foam. WTF is that really?  for some of you I guess? Supposedly "baby soup." http://i.imgur.com/Uy91z3P.jpg 
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Scathach posted:So all I could identify on that lossdish.jpg is raw onion and some foam. WTF is that really? Eh, veal is good so I can see the logic.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, veal is good so I can see the logic. Isn't veal from cows that were alive in the first place? I'd say this has got to be a step better, it's clearly not a full-grown fetus thing. IIRC the cows actually have a few weeks of crappy life then get chopped up. Hooray for vintage foods! Add mayo to everything! Butter your cheerios like a true all-American fatass!    E: Wait, wait I have more! http://dabwizardarmy.com/news/7-more-disgusting-foods-your-grandparents-ate-taste-tested  I see rice in the bottom and what looks to be fish-shaped imitation crab meat. Scathach has a new favorite as of 00:58 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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I'd love to know how many people ever tried to make that aquarium thing, and whether a single person actually succeeded.
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tbh hot, lightly-buttered-and-salted Cheerios sounds pretty good. I would imagine it to be a little like Chex mix. Maybe make it with some honey nut cheerios and a very light sprinkling of brown sugar instead. Now I wish I had Cheerios. I have some Raisin Bran but I don't think it would work and before you ask I am not going to make hot buttered raisin bran.
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If I get you drunk will you make hot buttered raisin bran? If I had a real, working kitchen right now I'd make some of these weirdass 50's/60's recipes and give them to the neighbors. http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/party-sandwich-loaf/38bf7e0c-fa74-4887-9148-ddbe86ba2752 http://badjellyblog.com/ Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Some I found: Some I made: 
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DStecks posted:Some I found: What is wrong with these I ask you. Other than the sodium content indicated on the nutrition label (yes I know it because I see it regularly shut up)
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Data Graham posted:What is wrong with these I ask you. Eating wet stuff out of a clear bag is sort of gross. I used to live in the south, and movie theaters would sell big pickles like that. Nothing ruins a decent drama like some shoeless dickhead slurping on a gargantuan pickle two rows up
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