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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

dumb. posted:

I've been trying to up the douchebag ante with every self portrait I take.



I'm not sure where to go from here... maybe some gold chains.

Get a popped collar.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

dumb. posted:

I've been trying to up the douchebag ante with every self portrait I take.



I'm not sure where to go from here... maybe some gold chains.



Choco1980 posted:

Get a popped collar.

Then wear multiple polos and pop all their collars.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

dumb. posted:

I've been trying to up the douchebag ante with every self portrait I take.



I'm not sure where to go from here... maybe some gold chains.

Replace the shades with sporting models, like http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Professional-Polarized-Cycling-Glasses-Casual-Sports-Sunglasses-014-/271222161508

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

dumb. posted:

I've been trying to up the douchebag ante with every self portrait I take.



I'm not sure where to go from here... maybe some gold chains.

I think you look pretty good so I guess I'm a douche. I'm not really very surprised tbh

Death by Cranes
May 3, 2006

These Blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them ju-u-u-u-st right.
Had a blast in the "beautiful" countryside, some months ago.

Senju Kannon
Apr 9, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Apparition posted:

Nope, just a lot of make up.
Don't reveal my secrets!

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Death by Cranes posted:

Had a blast in the "beautiful" countryside, some months ago.



So, where's the crowd you were regaling with your speech?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Apparition posted:

We get it, you like birds


Nope, just a lot of make up.

Just had to slip that in to be an rear end after she said as much.

Idk, poo poo looks good.

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

Death by Cranes posted:

Had a blast in the "beautiful" countryside, some months ago.



What Camera was used? Something is awfully purdy about that photo!

clockwork automaton
May 2, 2007

You've probably never heard of them.

Fun Shoe
I got really excited for star wars

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

That's an adorable outfit.

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That's an adorable outfit.

Agreed. Totes adorbs.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

We were discussing in work the other day that everyone agrees Boba Fett rules despite doing nothing and dying like a pleb.

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
It's odd how obserdly alluring those style of dresses are, I don't know if it's the mix of nerdy and sexy or the fact that the people who wear them tend to be attractive but you rarely see someone wearing them that don't look amazing.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

EmmyOk posted:

We were discussing in work the other day that everyone agrees Boba Fett rules despite doing nothing and dying like a pleb.

He won everyone's hearts with his armor and the fact that he speaks to Vader as an equal, I think.


Fishing, gently caress yeah!

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

clockwork automaton posted:

I got really excited for star wars



Unless you dress up as an actual character you didn't get excited enough

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
boba fett is a piece of poo poo and he's not even the coolest bounty hunter with less than twenty spoken words. dengarr or ig88 are way cooler

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

Clinton1011 posted:

It's odd how obserdly alluring those style of dresses are, I don't know if it's the mix of nerdy and sexy or the fact that the people who wear them tend to be attractive but you rarely see someone wearing them that don't look amazing.

also this was weird to read on a very primal level

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

boba fett is a piece of poo poo and he's not even the coolest bounty hunter with less than twenty spoken words. dengarr or ig88 are way cooler

Please note this is the sound of someone who gets "really excited" about star wars. This post was almost definetly typed by someone wearing a hooded robe with a toy lightsaber clipped to their belt.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Clinton1011 posted:

It's odd how obserdly alluring those style of dresses are, I don't know if it's the mix of nerdy and sexy or the fact that the people who wear them tend to be attractive but you rarely see someone wearing them that don't look amazing.

That's because you're clearly a creep who would sell his pristine star wars still boxed toy collection for a woman, any woman, to touch him.

Seriously this post is not only grossly incorrect (fat, ugly women are just as capable of wearing these dresses and stretching boba fett's face) but also super creepy.

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
Wow didn't mean for it to come off as creepy, was more of a comment on the style of dress. I'm actually not a starwars fan and prefer girls that are on the bigger side. After rereading the 2nd half of my comment though it does come off creepy since it looked like I was talking more about body types as apposed to the clothing itself and the style of the people who wear them being the cause of appeal but if you look at my wording I said "tend to be attractive". What someone finds attractive is objective.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
actually i like fat women so i'm not creepy guys

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whatever, your dress is bangin'.

Or I guess pew-pewin'.

Also some sort of saarlac joke should be here.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011

Kitchner posted:

Please note this is the sound of someone who gets "really excited" about star wars. This post was almost definetly typed by someone wearing a hooded robe with a toy lightsaber clipped to their belt.

i mean i get super excited about star wars (i own many star wars related clothings) but i do not own a robe or lightsaber and also i will beat you up.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

i mean i get super excited about star wars (i own many star wars related clothings) but i do not own a robe or lightsaber and also i will beat you up.

Sorry, not a lightsaber, but a kyber crystal powered plasma blade generated from a metal hilt.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

boba fett is a piece of poo poo and he's not even the coolest bounty hunter with less than twenty spoken words. dengarr or ig88 are way cooler

ig88 is very cool but the Fett man has a tattered cape so

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Clinton1011 posted:

Wow didn't mean for it to come off as creepy, was more of a comment on the style of dress. I'm actually not a starwars fan and prefer girls that are on the bigger side. After rereading the 2nd half of my comment though it does come off creepy since it looked like I was talking more about body types as apposed to the clothing itself and the style of the people who wear them being the cause of appeal but if you look at my wording I said "tend to be attractive". What someone finds attractive is objective.

Tell me more about how you like large women. Please describe in detail why you prefer them, comparing your preferred tastes to the women who have posted in the thread for the purpose of clarity.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LingcodKilla posted:

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can't deny.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

oldpainless posted:

If your really fat and gross please don't wear revealing clothing. This applies to both genders. Thanks.

I'm not really fat but I am pretty gross, please advise

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Oct 30, 2009

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I trust your judgement titties

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

clockwork automaton posted:

I got really excited for star wars



:eyepop:

I need to get myself that dress.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

oldpainless posted:

I trust your judgement titties

thank you I just really needed to hear that right now

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Bring back the Honey Pot tag please

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

okay

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Closest thing we got to a band photo in some time. Got into an abandoned coke works down the coast for this!

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Closest thing we got to a band photo in some time. Got into an abandoned coke works down the coast for this!



They shouldn't make cocaine there, it doesn't look sanitary.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

titties posted:

I'm not really fat but I am pretty gross, please advise

Start life again and this time get better genes.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I love titties

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