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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Lumberjanes is delightful.



Lumberjanes #4.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


"she's blonde and I'm rich".

Electric_Mud
May 31, 2011

>10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10
It took a very long time but that date is happening

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
It's really too bad the guy that does those is such a dick, they're always so good.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I was gonna say, didn't that dude get caught soliciting nudes from underage readers or something?

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Travis343 posted:

I was gonna say, didn't that dude get caught soliciting nudes from underage readers or something?

I think he was sending out dick pics.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


What is it with webcomic artists and sending their dicks to teenagers?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lurdiak posted:

What is it with webcomic artists and sending their dicks to teenagers?

I think it might just be a thing people do, since football players and congressmen do it, too. :shrug:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Teenagers got enough to deal with without seeing old dicks, in my opinion.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I don't think anyone is defending sending dick pics to teens.

Here, random Lumberjanes panel to stop this derail.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

WickedHate posted:

It's really too bad the guy that does those is such a dick, they're always so good.

The only two people without a skeleton or three in their closet is Mr. Rogers and Carl Sagon.
Just ignore that poo poo, and enjoy the comics.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

prefect posted:

I think it might just be a thing people do, since football players and congressmen do it, too. :shrug:

I'm pretty proud of my dick and I've never felt compelled to send a picture of it to anyone.

Don't think it's normal.

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

Norns posted:

I'm pretty proud of my dick and I've never felt compelled to send a picture of it to anyone.

Don't think it's normal.

Don't worry, dicks come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Johnny Aztec posted:

The only two people without a skeleton or three in their closet is Mr. Rogers and Carl Sagon.
Just ignore that poo poo, and enjoy the comics.

Carl Sagan helped send a dick pic INTO SPACE.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

LiterallyTheWurst posted:

Don't worry, dicks come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

lol

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Uthor posted:

Carl Sagan helped send a dick pic INTO SPACE.



Only because Goatse didn't exist yet!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Uthor posted:

Carl Sagan helped send a dick pic INTO SPACE.



For Sagan so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten dick pic

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Mankind to aliens: Send Nudes

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Uthor posted:

Carl Sagan helped send a dick pic INTO SPACE.



He really was ahead of his time.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

Mankind to aliens: Send Nudes

Either a/s/l or "u wan sum fuk"

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

CapnAndy posted:

Mankind to aliens: Send Nudes

If we ever do make contact with alien life I put the over/under on three days before a human figures out how to gently caress one.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Throughout our history, we have hosed so many things. An alien would be up there, but not the strangest.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Turns out Namor is more human than he would like to admit.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

fatherdog posted:

If we ever do make contact with alien life I put the over/under on three days before a human figures out how to gently caress one.

I'm sure there's thousands of guys in bunkers who already know exactly how they will approach loving an alien.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Hell I came up with a way now. Find a hole with nothing sharp. Stick your dick in it. Boom. Call me captain kirk.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Hell I came up with a way now. Find a hole with nothing sharp. Stick your dick in it. Boom. Call me captain kirk.

I love this forum.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


We cum in peace

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Opopanax posted:

We cum in peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

fatherdog posted:

If we ever do make contact with alien life I put the over/under on three days before a human figures out how to gently caress one.

Three days is severely underestimating me.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


bunnyofdoom posted:

Hell I came up with a way now. Find a hole with nothing sharp. Stick your dick in it. Boom. Call me captain kirk.

Yeah, but good luck finding a hole with nothing sharp.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

ecavalli posted:

Yeah, but good luck finding a hole with nothing sharp.

Or corrosive.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Teeth are sharp, that didn't stop humanity.

Cangelosi
Nov 17, 2004

"It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."
Speaking of gigantic dicks from space:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
from the Transformers holiday special



bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Cangelosi posted:

Speaking of gigantic dicks from space:



She doesn't seem that worried about it "No, Superman don't send me away, please." :geno:

bessantj fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Dec 24, 2015

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Ultragonk posted:

She doesn't seem that worried about it "No, Superman don't send me away, please." :geno:

She's Supergirl, she can just fly back,

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED.
MUST BREAK TARGET DICK INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Being that 'tis the season again (and that we don't have a photoshop thread now) here you guys go.





CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Vincent posted:

Being that 'tis the season again (and that we don't have a photoshop thread now) here you guys go.






Bra-goddamn-vo.

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BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Vincent posted:

Being that 'tis the season again (and that we don't have a photoshop thread now) here you guys go.







:vince: :drat: :eyepop:

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